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All I can say is... If that's how overly exaggerated excited that *** was when he got a Wii...I fear for his first girlfriend the day he loses his virginity...

Oh man...that bird looks like it was TARGETING that ***!!!

Looks like she's scratchin' the ol' ass...

Need a hand? Nah, I think she's got it covered...

I guess you can call that real motivation to exercise!

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR me matey! Give me ur booty or I'll make ye walk the plank!

Lookie! A pig wearing sunglasses! mmmmmmm O_o ...what!?

You couldn't script something like that!

All this video needs are some wacky *BONK* sound effects!

I'm sure it's fake. But even still...I think tattoos are ugly.

If Gargamel wants to eat the Smurfs so much, they HAVE to taste good...right? Blue Raspberry flavored?

Geez! She put more attention into making sure her tits didn't pop out than staying on the board! Wish it was the other way around so the tits popped out!

Always did find those repulsive...

I agree!

Does the puppy wanna give kisses? Huh!? Does the wittle puppy wanna give kisses!?

Morons never cease to entertain me.

Pfft... INDECENT exposure. Suuuuure.... LOL

I dunno what to make of this...

Hey, whatever works.

I shouldn't be laughing...but I'm laughing! Stupid dog...

Yes!!! That kicks ass!

Tis true...tis true!

That's it. I'm sold! Not really, but hey!

That's it. We're fucked. Humanity as we know it is gone! Shark Kangaroos will rule the planet now.

Oh...the car's cool too!

Hotness!

I dunno what I would do...but I know I wouldnt jump in the water!

It's urgent!

When pineapples won't do, SpongeBob has to settle for this...

Sadly, I doubt they've learned their lessons. Oh well! More entertainment for us!

Stuff Posing As Meat

If only I could get my wife to do the same...

Good ****! I always wondered why the original guy wore that stupid headset...

...even if that's fake, it's not funny. It's disturbing...

That my friends, is how to turn a gay guy into a straight one!

They're cheating! They have flotation devices!

Key words are "once you overcome any initial hesitation." I won't.

She dances to the tempo of the song... *evil thought* Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames DANCE!!!!

I'm going with you!

I knew what was gonna happen before it even happened. DUMBASS!!!

Ouch...OUCH!!!!! I think this is worse than a paper cut on your tongue!

I lol'd

Camera? Where? I see the friggin Hubble Space Telescope!!

Haha! I think that around those signs would be a hot spot for cops!

Well, that's one way to assure you'll get a positive ID on the dog...

I think we're gonna have a new episode of ******* Quest on the History channel now!!!

That made me LOL

The only time I'd say a woman has boobs too big is when she can crush soda cans with them. Unopened soda cans...

Yeah, well I **** YOU ya damn ugly old ass bitch. Now go to Florida to die! /acting like total asshole.