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  1. Funkwerkz

    Virgin crisis

    Chef made a wonderful explanation. Senob's views are also pretty true. Well, i'm 25 and haven't had sex till now. If you don't count daily masturbation, i am a virgin too. I am not afraid of one night stands and self destructed relationships (i have lost 6 great ladies and had 1 amazing lady...
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    So i got married

    XL Bride! M *****! lol There has to be a balance between them. :D
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    Sports team you love/like most!

    NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs NFL: New York Rangers NBA: Portland Blazers MLB: Chicago Cubs MLS: Los Angeles Galaxy (since 1998, not because of Beckham) Soccer: I have favourites in each country, England: Portsmouth, Germany: Hoffenheim, France: Olympique Marseille, Spain: Real Madrid &...
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    "Devout" muslim sues Tesco for making him handle alhocol

    What a silly stuff! That man might expect a promotion but didn't receive, i think. :D And then, he sues corporation for a tiny thing. Oh Mr. Ahmad, Tesco also sells bacon. You ignored that. Muslims don't like ******* or bacon which christians enjoy, christians may not like other stuffs which...
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    Funny Diesel advertising "porn" video

    80s type of porn and it's work safe! lol Nice!
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Finally, Quantum of Solace.
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    Chubby *** Lights Himself on Fire

    He was burning the fats. :D Instant and hot liposuction.
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    Good anti virus software

    Before my pc crashed (in hardware), i was using 4 anti-spyware (Windows Defender's predecessor, Ad-Ware, Xoftspy, AVG) and one anti-virus (Avast) and also a registry key protector but my pc was always infected. Once, i deleted 10,000 malicious files from my pc although all of those softwares...
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    Trapped

    Sparta Praha ****! For wild cats. :D
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    Good anti virus software

    None of anti-virus software is good. All of them have loopholes in their protection shield.
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    >> FreeOnes TeddyBear On the Road...

    Ok, i want a bundle puchase! I want both teddy bear and the leopard dressed girl. 5000 My FreeOnes points are sufficient?! ;)
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    Haulin....

    OMG! ********, ********, ********! You need Ford Ranger XXXXXL for them! Too much body fat! Malfunction in the eyes! :D
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    When will my penis stop growing?

    When will it stop?! When you quit watching porn and masturbating and having sex. Let it ***** for a while, dude. :D
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    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    lol I'm amazed. :D Azzurra show signals of a very brillant return after Euro 2008 disaster. I really hope we have a 1982 type of Azzurra that were really really great. I don't like their style but i can't watch a Eurocup or WC without them. The biggest question mark is now English National...
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    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    What a ridiculous score! :D Brazil - Portugal : 6 - 2 ! Ladies & Gentlemen, i can say that the party guys returned to the town! Brazil will rush any team in WC 2010! They got refreshed and upgraded! Stormruller, 6th star over the Brazil logo is about to come. ;)
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    Check out this car!

    Lamborghini Reventon is currently the best super car. Porsche 917 is the ultimate velocity machine.
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    Should the US Government bail out the BIG THREE?

    Single and big ****** (main) corporation that manages Big 3. Big 3's organisation structures remain the same, no jobs to be cut. This is zaibatsu type of general organisation. Zaibatsu type of conglomerates are the strongest in any type of economy (capitalism or socialism or mixed does not...
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    Fuckin' Somalian pirates!

    Tunsty, you are definitely a Holywood-style mastermind! Sue them if this goes real. :D
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    Fuckin' Somalian pirates!

    Johnny Depp as Captain Sparrow will be the negotiator between "civilised world" and pirates. :D
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    Quad Flip Gone Wrong

    You caught great details, dude!
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    The passing of a great friend KRISTA38DD

    I have never met with her on board but i send my best prayers to her and wish lots of patience to her beloved ones.
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    Your favorite alcoholic *****?

    Scotch *******, German ****, fine white ****, Turkish Raki.
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    Are There Any Star Trek Fans Around Here?

    Space. The final frontier. is the best intro of any series that i ever watched. I like Star Trek very much. I can salute people in Spock style. :) Whole sci-fi universe is fantastic, i think. Star Trek has a special place in my heart.
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    Should the US Government bail out the BIG THREE?

    From what i read in books and saw around, Detroit Big Three have already been destroying themselves since Japanese boom in US in 1980s. Their internal competition is also extremely devastating. I think Big Three should unite as a single and a big corporation to avoid internal competition and...
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    Does your city now have traffic cams at every intersection ?

    Wisconsin is the exact opposite of Istanbul!!!!! No pansy drivers, limits are already broken, people are totally colour-blind when it comes to traffic lights! OMG!
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    Christmas Chipmunk

    Glowing balls! :D
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Good The Bad and The Ugly! OMG! Just great! Clint Eastwood's Blondie is the Superman of Wild West.
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    Does your city now have traffic cams at every intersection ?

    Hmm.....instead of traffic cams, we have traffic jams at every intersection. Today, i ****** 20 minutes at one.
  29. Funkwerkz

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Sunny Leone.
  30. Funkwerkz

    Maradona's reponse to Terry Butcher's comment (funny)

    Hey, Maradona is the best at what he does. :D Butcher will eat Maradona's dust. lol
  31. Funkwerkz

    I'm Priya Rai and I'm new to the board

    Great Krishna! :) Welcome, Priya.
  32. Funkwerkz

    Surprise party!

    Sinister-cats rule! :D
  33. Funkwerkz

    triple xxx vs double xx

    What if some body makes quatro "xxxx" movies? How do we call them?
  34. Funkwerkz

    Pour $500.00 per bottle **** at G 20 Economic Summit ?

    Luxury never dies. :D I'm not so amazed.
  35. Funkwerkz

    Visions of the future.

    Your skeleton is perfect for an upgraded T-850. :D
  36. Funkwerkz

    Opposable Thumbs

    Holy crap! That's real evil way, tiny but effective.
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    I started a petition to end daylight saving in CA and the USA

    Hey, which one is worse, winter daylight saving or summer daylight saving?
  38. Funkwerkz

    Chica's Scrunch Butt Pics (Chica)

    Chica, Mediterranean shores are awaiting you. :)
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Veronica Saint.
  40. Funkwerkz

    Porn Stars Get Togethers

    When they get together, they have a Tupperware party and watch Rachel Ray, Martha Stewart, Ellen Degeneres and Desperate Housewives shows . :D :D :D
  41. Funkwerkz

    Gas Prices

    Oil goes down, US$ rises up, stock exchanges are fucked up. Some organisations are really planning something very creepy. I think major oil buyers are collecting piles of money to buy more oil. You saw vaporisation of billions of dollars. Where did all the money went? I mean it's not just bad...
  42. Funkwerkz

    Most Beautiful City

    I would love to say Istanbul but it's pretty big and messy. I can say they are Berlin, London and Bournemouth, UK.
  43. Funkwerkz

    -- Did you or will you remember the dead? --

    Every November 10th at 9:05 am, Turkland (i **** saying Turkey) goes silent in memory of Kemal Ataturk the founder of Turkland and the greatest man in the history. We will remember him and other founding fathers forever. We also never forget our veterans and ANZAC. What a coincidence, last...
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    If The Matrix ran on Windows...

    ^ You mean ALT+F4? ^ :D
  45. Funkwerkz

    This is How Japanese Take Photos

    Angle and light are important. :) JVC, Toshiba, Panasonic and Sony cams work in properly in ""manually"" adjusted angles. :D
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    Obama's list was found

    List of mass destruction. :D
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    Screw the Eagle...new US Emblem

    United States of Obama. Condom's round shape represents Obama's O. O for Obama. :) Turkey would be nice but America eat national symbol bird on every Thanksgiving dinner. :D Eagle is the best for USA, both can see a tiny change from miles away and immediately take care of it.
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    If The Matrix ran on Windows...

    AHAHAHA! I'm using a Mac! I'm Superman comparing to that guy! :D
  49. Funkwerkz

    No hooking anytime

    Superb pictogram! :D
  50. Funkwerkz

    Today In History

    November 10th, 1938. Great Kemal Ataturk ****** away at the age of 57.
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