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I'm pretty sure that they get cum sprayed all over them too.

Is that last line part of the ad? If so, I don't think you'll be getting many responses.

6 year bump? Kind of like the one on my penis, huh? I mean...:shock:

I wouldn't want her anywhere near me when I cum. My cum is so fucking RAAAWRingly manly that it would probably just try and start fights with all of the other cum that's been laced all over her body. And, I want to make love, not war. So, I wouldn't ever cum around her...ever.

Sooooooo, God was my physics teacher? I thought his name was Mr. Andrews. :dunno: Hmm, shows much I paid attention in high school.

I look forward to a lot of people's. D-rock, shayd, Plasma, BlueBalls, maildude, Bodie, Ashleigh, birdy, hedonis, Torre (is he dead by the way?), Jagger, squallumz, STDiva (lol wut?), tunsty, Spleen...just to name a few. Sorry for all of those whom I didn't name, but those were just the ones...

Suck one of their dicks.

Ha...kegs. I miss high school.

HAHAHA, like Thanksgiving is pleasant ANY year? :1orglaugh

Well, here's my opinion on it... According to the study, people with higher IQs tend to go against the grain when it comes to evolutionary trends. Instead of following along with what we believe to be our predetermined way of life, people with higher IQs tend to go against the grain and think...

Step 1) Pull penis out of pants Step 2) Shake penis around until erection occurs Step 3) Call for your *** Step 4) As soon as he walks into the room, shove your dick in his mouth Step 5) Grab the back of his head and penetrate his throat as deeply as you can If he gags, then you have a big...

I use pages of the Bible to wipe up my cum when I'm done jerking off to clown porn.

I'd sacrifice myself to the lion and let Christmas Ape get away unharmed. Oh, you don't know who CA is? Well then...GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

HA...no. No it's not.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/02/26/japan.okinawa.earthquake/index.html?hpt=T1 It's not Haiti, but that can't be good.

HAHAAHAHAHA 6 goals in the FIRST period? Sick.

HAHAHAHAHA, that's soooo true. Both of them are SHITTY wrestlers that just so happen to have a huge fan base. Why? I don't know. For the life of me, I DON'T KNOW!!! I can understand why Ultimate Warrior would have fans, because he had a decent gimmick. But, BATISTA? Everything about him...

I'm falling in love with a married woman. I know that I shouldn't be, but I am. And, the pain and jealousy that it's making me feel makes me want to put fucking holes in the walls. And, the worst part is...I think she loves me too. I don't know how it happened; it just did. I'd never do...

That was my first thought. A lot of the time, those dudes get ****** in prison.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of our 32 medals clanging together. :1orglaugh

No...no, you didn't.

No dude, you ARE "one of those gays" everyone's talking about.

Is this serious?

Jesus? In HELL? Now there's a picture for ya. :1orglaugh

I don't think he'll be watching you anytime soon. I heard Jesus was into black chicks. :dunno:

The whale that...SIGH, nevermind.

Well, if you let me see your cleavage then I will certainly have difficulty spending LESS time jerking off. I'm just sayin'. The ball is in your court, Your Fucking Highness.

Woah, woah, WOAH!!! Let's leave Shamu out of this. Shamu was nowhere around when this happened. The whale that ****** it's trainer is Tilikum, not Shamu. Stupid Shamu haters. I LOVE Shamu. :crosses arms and pouts:

I don't think they should eliminate it from the Olympics just because the scores are one-sided. It's a bullshit reasoning for doing away with a sport. They're already doing this to softball and baseball in the 2012 Summer Olympics for the same exact reason and nobody is happy about it. Just...

A) You might as well ask us to discover the cure for cancer before you show us a picture of yourself. 5 MILLION posts? WITHOUT post count spam? :1orglaugh You dreamin' girlfriend. :snaps fingers and weaves neck back and forth like a confident black woman: B) I notice how you said "I'll...

That was one of the closest calls I've ever seen in the history of sports.

I wonder how many people clicked on this thread expecting PICTURES. :confused:

99% of pornstars fit this category. Why do you think so many of them get all of this plastic surgery, making their bodies tighther, their chests bigger? It's to divert the attention away from their faces.

Not to pick on you for saying this, but that is one of my biggest pet peeves about people; having the attitude that sex doesn't matter "UNTIL" something. Sex doesn't matter until it's with someone you love. Sex doesn't matter until you're married. Sex doesn't matter until you're good at it...

Dude, you've tasted your own cum. Everybody who has been with a woman has gotten their own cum in their mouth at one time or another. Whether it's deliberately, by accident or just by situational circumstance (AKA - kissing the girl you're with after you cum in her mouth), you've tasted it...

History says that men are horny fucks that will stoop to the lengths of **** just to get their rocks off. The military, up until now, have walked on the opposite side of that history, banning women from submarines in order to prevent such a horrific thing from happening.

Mailmen do earn it. Especially this one... But not my mailman. He's a dick.

Exactly. They've been spreading the news about how many ***** occur in the US Military and now they want to stick women on submarines where they're stuck with horny ass dudes, with no escape from them? Yeah, GREAT IDEA!!! :thumbsup:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/02/23/women.sub.duty/index.html?hpt=T1 I'm all for equal opportunity - whether you're a man or a woman, I think that everybody should have the same chance at any opportunity which is available - but, I can't agree with this. Putting women onto an enclosed sub that...

So is hillhopper's, pikachar's and Embryoyo's. :dunno:

What kind of fucking disrespectful assholes would put MIKE'S HARD LEMONADE next to Guinness? Fucking cocks.

So, after reading the OP's post, I just haaaaad to do a Google Image search for "hypolabial". And, when I did...well...you should just do it yourself because you might see something you recognize.

You should try it after getting some **** on your tongue. It's the same effect as cracking fresh black pepper onto a salad. It's a-spicy, no?

I like Mr. Hero's wafer fries. They're nothing special, neither is their cheese sauce, but...SIGH, it's sooooo good.

Well, 14% of those 30% make less than 8% of the median average salary of the top 90% of government employees. There, now I made up statistics too. :rolleyes: The actual reason that the government hires contractors (some of them work at my ***'s office, underneath my ***'s control) is because...

Yeah, God forbid that some of these hard workers actually get paid a decent salary. :rolleyes: Our Federal Government consists of more than just lying political officials, you know.

You have to remember that government employees earn raises based on things like tenure and performance reviews. Yes, raises are also given out to help combat inflation, but there are plenty of other reasons that employees earn raises, so I wouldn't be so quick to judge the amount of money...

This is the most honest thing that's ever been said on FreeOnes.

Re: Best Looking Winter Olympian Well, I actually have a peen (it be a small peen, but it be a peen none-the-less) and it's not boinking Johnny Weir right now. Does it want to? Of course. I mean, who wouldn't want to stick their throbbing cock inside of a prancing elf that dresses like a...

Oh, you guys still use the Ban Hammer? I just thought you guys would've upgraded to the Ban Scythe by now.