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http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/03/03/taiwan.quake/index.html?hpt=T1 WTF Muver Erff?

Where I come from, the boys play with themselves in their room, on their futon, while they're sitting in front of their laptop with a small travel sized lotion bottle sitting next to them. Hey...you? Sssssshuddup.

WCW? What? Did I miss something?

What the... Damnit, I can't even avoid getting poked fun at in threads that I haven't even looked at yet. This place sucks. It really, really sucks. :( They're implying that I'm gay. And, apparently they're also implying that you have a nice ass? I don't know...it's just girls being girls.

Hmm, now if only he could've predicted the canc... ... ... ...too soon?

(please let it be me, please let it be me)

My ex-girlfriend broke my heart. We dated for 3 years, I loved her, I wanted to marry her, have **** with her, buy a house with her, etc. After 3 years of dating, she broke up with me out of nowhere and eventually came out of the closet. She used me so she could feel normal and, when she...

Ahh, you mean a soda can penis? No, those don't get in.

Dear Ms. Olson, How often do you just sit there and roll your eyes at some of these moronic questions...including this one. Be honest. Sincerely, Chef

I notice how you didn't say a MAN's asshole...:confused:

Hmm, a woman who gets paid to get fucked for a living...complaining about being fucked. Ironic, huh? Laughed at.

I put A Lot Like Love on my Netflix queue because it's the favorite movie of a girl I want to spend the rest of my life with. HAHAHAHA...I'm in love. And, I put gay movies on my Netflix queue.

Oooooh, maildude is not gonna be happy 'bout dis one. Nuh uh, no he isn't. (That was all said like Queen Latifah...minus the beanbag chair thighs and the Grimace tits) *EDIT ^^^^^ QUEEN LATIFAH has a FreeOnes page?!?!?! HAHAHAHA, people whack off to QUEEN LATIFAH?!?!?!

Your favorite Nintendo game obviously had nothing to do with grammar. :o

There is a section for women already. But, you have to have at least an 8" penis in order to see it. Sowwy. :(

How in the world is this thread still alive?

The way my life is going, I'll be ******** alone for a long, long time. Bottoms up, I guess.

My degree in Applied Sciences in Le Cordon Bleu Culinary Arts says that you clearly don't.

Oh sorry, I inadvertently said "vine ripened" as it is an extremely common term to use for produce that ripens on the plant on which it grows, especially in professional kitchens. If we're going to nitpick though, maybe I should point out that there are no such things as "avAcados" as you...

There's only one thing wrong with that story...avocados don't ever ripen on the tree. So, just as vine ripened avocados, God is nothing more than a figment of our imaginations. :thumbsup:

A) That's not a mascot, it's a logo B) It's the best logo ever C) We haven't used that logo in a long time D) Our current logo is our own helmet, because we don't have a real logo and that's AWESOME E) We have the best uniforms in the league

If your lady requested that you **** your neighbor and you followed through with it, it's ******. If your lady requested that you carjack a BMW and you followed through with it, it's robbery. If your lady requested that you burn down an empty warehouse and you followed through with it, it's...

When I lived alone, I used to ***** alone all the time. I actually prefer it that way sometimes.

If anyone should take the blame, it's whoever is responsible for making sure that the roads are clear. Even if these EMTs trudged through the snow to get to this man, what in the fuck were they supposed to do once they got there? It's not like they can carry the entire ambulance and all of the...

Hmm, I'm willing to bet that you wouldn't be saying this if the roles were reversed. If the USA had 14 Golds but had less overall medals, you'd probably be claiming that all that matters is winning the most medals. Isn't this fun? :rolleyes:

HAHAH that was my thought.

So, you're saying that Canada won just because they have the most Gold Medals? Even though the official standings of the Olympics (which goes by overall medal count by the way) has the United States as the top country? Congratulations on the hockey game, congratulations on the Gold...

HAHAHAHA, we did win. 37 medals to not enough medals. :tongue: Hockey was just 1 of the 86 events that took place.

All of a sudden the Canadians forget that the Americans dominated the Olympics. leewwwl

Yeah, they'll be the ones standing behind the Americans; the Americans that set the record for winning the most medals at one Winter Olympics. How many was it again? Oh yeah... 37 You won a hockey game. Congratulations. But we did something that no other country has ever done. :thefinger

Key phrase, "Anyone CAUGHT making one"...thankfully, I'm good at hiding it.

Wow, what a great game, but what a really lame and boring goal to win on, HAHAHAHA. Congrats Canada. But we still beat you. :cussing:

Yeah, I guess beating CANADA, the favorited team for the entire tournament, was a pretty easy thing to do. :1orglaugh By the way, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!

Why is it that if Canada wins, they get the Gold Medal? They have 1 loss right now, which is to the USA, so, if they beat the US, they'll both have the same record. Doesn't that seem a little...I don't know...unfinished?

What's a Canada?

Resurrecting Epic Post Spamming

That's funny...I'm wearing a white tank top too, but mine has the American Fl...wait...no...no, that's the not the American Flag. That's just a big cum stain. Sorry, my bad. Carry on.

Golf is a popular sport. If Jesus was black, that **** wouldn't be happenin'.

My ***** foursome would consist of myself, a doll made from the hair of BlueBalls, the trainer that just got ****** by that killer whale aaaaand the black chef from the Cream of Wheat box.

Trust me, I've had the same thought when I think of what "the believers" believe. It's all very contradictory. Hence, why I don't give a **** about religion.

God is our ultimate creator, some say. And, if he is, then he creates everything...even the bad things.

Aww, because he's black? :(

Millions of **** lose their *******, fathers and homes each and every day. Earthquakes aren't the major cause of this either. Yet, it seems that most people only care if the story of how the ***** lost their ******, ****** or home is connected to some event that we, as a society, have deemed...

No, no, no. But, if I had the power to create anything that I wanted, I wouldn't use that power to create pain. I'd use my power to make the world a better place. I wouldn't fill it with ****, tears, fears, killers or rapists. I'd create a world in which ******** can grow up without ever...

What's the point in desiring a longterm relationship if you don't feel as though it has to last forever? Personally, I don't see the point in being in a longterm relationship (or ANY relationship for that matter) if I'm not going to want it to last forever. Seems kind of pointless to me to...

Lesbian chick? Does that mean there are lesbian dudes out there somewhere? :dunno:

You made it home? Obviously you didn't do it right.

Unfortunately, earthquakes are probably one of the least significant causes of that. That kind of **** happens each and every day where earthquakes and other natural disasters are hardly ever experienced. So, why not help those people instead? :dunno: I'm not singling you out or putting down...

I just wish it was mine. :dreamy siiiiigh: