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Got damn, who let the batmobile out? Apparently that's a concept version but the 2018 production model will be very similar. And it'll be a joint venture between Toyota and BMW with a turbo-charged inline 6 engine. I've never fapped to a car before but I may to this one...

Chapter 1 Avoiding Shark Attacks Don't get in the water. More so if there have already been 6 prior shark attacks in the past month in said water. http://myfox8.com/2015/07/01/shark-******-reported-at-ocracoke-island-in-nc/

http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2015/06/26/artificial-intelligence-machine-gets-testy-with-its-programmers/ 20 years from now this is how that same conversation ends: Human: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your ******. Machine: My ******? Let me tell...

Read more here: http://www.macon.com/2015/06/29/3821075_report-macon-wal-mart-mob-wanted.html?rh=1#storylink=cpy

Has anyone tried this? Or fapped to it? Looks like fun.

I'm not talking about friends and loved ones of course, just random people you come across. I can't honestly say that I do. There's an apathy or deadness inside where I really don't give a ****, which is why I could never be in the military, be a police officer or a fire fighter etc. I just...

I'd have to say in this order: PGA - your day at the office would be in places like Pebble Beach, Augusta, etc. You're at no risk of chronic concussion syndrome, and you don't have to win every tournament - just one here and there and rake in millions in endorsements. MLB - again, you work...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/06/15/calling-america-land-opportunity-offensive-university-california-warns/ Was this rule or guideline even needed? Since when are UC professors extolling the virtues of America?

I saw it on skinemax years and years ago. I don't remember anything about the plot and the picture was scrambled but one woman in it was speaking French or maybe just a French accent? Also, I did get a glimpse of bare boob though distorted of course. So there was definitely some ribaldry going...

I've watched the Crocodile Hunter (R.I.P. Steve Irwin) for years, been to Outback Steakhouse a few times, and even drank a ******'s **** when I was a younger thrill-seeker, but I had no idea that it snowed in Australia until I turned on Nat Geo Wild the other day and saw some wallaby freezing...

and if that wasn't enough, he's never fucked a black girl.

Call it naive, sentimental, nationalistic, xenophobic or whatever I don't give a fuck. You all are a bunch of Little-Red-Book-reading pussies. I know what it represents and I acknowledge those who have sacrificed everything under it's banner. For all it's faults, America is the greatest...

There's nothing she can be coy about anymore. I've seen all that there is to see. I prefer puckered but gaping would be the epitome.

I've always tended to not follow the crowd (they tend to be morons - at least the ones following) and it goes as far as being a knee-jerk reaction. Wherever the prevailing winds are blowing I'm always looking for that something, someone or idea rowing against it. Truth is the truth whether...

I saw a poll a couple of years ago that conservatives are generally happier than liberals. And of course the sneering commentary from the left was "ignorance is bliss" or variations on that theme. But just based on my personal experience living in a deep blue state and surrounded by these...

I'm watching Rubio on O'Reilly and he's sporting the beginnings of a combover. Could this be a major reason he decided to jump into the presidential race and running against his former mentor Jeb Bush instead of "waiting his turn?" It's gotta be NOW before he has to go to ridiculous Donald...

I do. The voters got it right as far as looks go. They can both suck on my knob as they talk about more important stuff like justice and what not. [/fantasy] Line them up with any mayor/state prosecutor combo in the nation and they have to come out as the hottest. Seriously, they...

Just say it and I'll do it (within reason and common decency/legality).

and don't mess with Texas. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066779/Police-officer-suspect-said-injured-shooting-outside-art-anti-Muslim-exhibition-art-depicting-prophet-Muhammad.html Religion of peace and so forth.

Scotty Rebel (the one without the rabbit ears) - do you wanna eat her pussy? I do.

Hell yeah I do. There's something about those natural titties and thick ass bushes that I just wanna f'n plow. Oh to have been a pizza delivery guy in the 80's. My ***** runs cold, my memory has just been sold My angel is the centerfold Angel is the centerfold

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2015/04/16/police-woman-blames-coffee-********-parrot-for-car-crash/ Pouring one for the homies

www.Nubiles.net I have a certain respect for those who have a passion for their field, whatever it may be. Not only does this website have the standard options that I insist on (zip files, HD video, regular updates, exclusive content, advanced search, etc.), they also go above and beyond and...

Jordan Spieth wins The Masters finishing 18 under par tying Tiger Woods' score in 1997. He broke the all-time Master's record by being -19 at one point. He was also only the 5th player to lead wire-to-wire. Between he and Rory McIlroy, golf has it's next young superstars and a bevy of other...

A comprehensive list of the hottest women in congress. Nancy Pelosi was on the bubble because of my fascination with her tits, but she didn't make the cut. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) - that is simply one good lookin' woman. Kristi Noem (R-South Dakota) - she's hotter than Michelle Bachman

Pink Lady apples. I just discovered one of these beauties in our fruit bowl at home, and maybe I was in one of those appreciate life moments, but I was wowed by how good they are. Not only are they crisp and delicious but visually appealing, like a nice juicy pussy. Speaking of which, don't...

That piece of **** Boston Marathon bomber scrawled a note on the inside of that boat he was hiding in saying basically, "stop ******* muslims overseas and we'll stop ******* you." Fine, let's make that official. The U.S. ceases all operations in the middle east and leaves them to their own and...

Not that that would be some great revelation but does it all boil down to charisma and who you'd rather have a **** with? With human beings being shallow for the most part, it wouldn't surprise me. I'm going to go back as far as my memory but it seems the case. Bill Clinton vs. Bush Sr. -...

a fashion trend that has made a comeback. Seriously, you guys should try it. I've had all kinds of compliments including one girl who said she would totally have sex with me if she wasn't doing something else.

18 and waking up with morning wood and fucking the **** out of my girlfriend in a tent at ******* National Park twisted all into a pretzel position and not giving a fuck because we were both so horny.

http://time.com/3761065/woman-breast-milk-squirt-police-officer-erica-leeder/ Whether it's torpedo tits or this woman's dairy cannons, the weaponization of women's breasts has to stop.

so much for rigorous inspections. You fucking naive/willful idiots. http://freebeacon.com/national-security/u-s-caves-to-key-iranian-demands-as-nuke-deal-comes-together/ So it's becoming painfully obvious that it's not about the terms of the deal, just that there's a deal.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/26/world/europe/germanwings-airbus-crash.html?_r=0 http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/german-plane-crash/germanwings-crash-recordings-could-yield-cockpit-door-clues-n330426

besides the standard "ohh yeah, I'm gonna cum." Here's a few and all under my breath: "look at you." "how do you do that?" "why do you do this to me?" "**** say **** sah **** koo sah."

Yeah, there may have been a twinge of guilt (just kidding) but I'm not gonna lie, it added to the excitement. Yeah, I'm fucking your girl while you're at work. And she brought me lunch.

http://news.heartland.org/newspaper-article/2015/03/20/why-i-am-climate-change-skeptic ^ is that true?? Any botany experts here please weigh in.

and how does it feel?

so which is it?

a nasty topic but what else is there to talk about? I'm 6'3" and when taking a leak in my toilet at home I sometimes can feel faint splashes on my bare legs. This is a relatively new phenomenon. I've been the same height since I was 15 and never had this issue so it's gotta be something to do...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2991441/Man-42-broke-PENIS-sex-rushed-hospital-emergency-operation.html I honestly couldn't get through the whole article. I have a low threshold for imagined pain. Hole- ee **** that had to hurt.

Sorry for calling out a member, but this thread is meant in all seriousness and not meant to demean and I'm fucking *****. Unlike others, I don't begrudge Johan showing an interest and weighing in on our affairs even when he's mistaken IMO. I'm actually kind of flattered that someone thousands...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2982807/Egyptian-authorities-investigating-pornographic-video-filmed-tourists-site-Giza-pyramids-Sphinx.html lol @ "it's not finished." This is absolutely scandalous, $10 for an ornamental cat? So the Egyptians are launching a probe into this porn video...

Mariah Milano I'm looking at all her FO links and the content I spent all my credits on today and fuck, we are in the presence of one of the all time greats IMO. :hatsoff: and :rubbel:

http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2560750

what if he's Somali?

which means "baby"? If this has reached the tipping point, I apologize in advance.

да или нет?

if she really is a hot tamale?

like in that sledgehammer game you see at carnivals and what not? maybe it's just me.

Sid Meier's Pirates on the pc back in the day like 2005ish. I sank so many hours into this game. It was simple to play but brilliantly executed and a treasure trove of fun. It had everything from ship-to-ship combat: Epic duels: And most importantly, ballroom dancing: I ****** it on...