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  1. sean miguel

    The new Toyota Supra

    Got damn, who let the batmobile out? Apparently that's a concept version but the 2018 production model will be very similar. And it'll be a joint venture between Toyota and BMW with a turbo-charged inline 6 engine. I've never fapped to a car before but I may to this one...
  2. sean miguel

    Survival Guide - Summer 2015 edition

    Chapter 1 Avoiding Shark Attacks Don't get in the water. More so if there have already been 6 prior shark attacks in the past month in said water. http://myfox8.com/2015/07/01/shark-******-reported-at-ocracoke-island-in-nc/
  3. sean miguel

    And so it begins ...

    http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2015/06/26/artificial-intelligence-machine-gets-testy-with-its-programmers/ 20 years from now this is how that same conversation ends: Human: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your ******. Machine: My ******? Let me tell...
  4. sean miguel

    Those damn teenagers

    Read more here: http://www.macon.com/2015/06/29/3821075_report-macon-wal-mart-mob-wanted.html?rh=1#storylink=cpy
  5. sean miguel

    Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

    Has anyone tried this? Or fapped to it? Looks like fun.
  6. sean miguel

    Do you care about people?

    I'm not talking about friends and loved ones of course, just random people you come across. I can't honestly say that I do. There's an apathy or deadness inside where I really don't give a ****, which is why I could never be in the military, be a police officer or a fire fighter etc. I just...
  7. sean miguel

    If you could be a professional at any sport which would it be?

    I'd have to say in this order: PGA - your day at the office would be in places like Pebble Beach, Augusta, etc. You're at no risk of chronic concussion syndrome, and you don't have to win every tournament - just one here and there and rake in millions in endorsements. MLB - again, you work...
  8. sean miguel

    University of California school system bans "America is the land of opportunity."

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/06/15/calling-america-land-opportunity-offensive-university-california-warns/ Was this rule or guideline even needed? Since when are UC professors extolling the virtues of America?
  9. sean miguel

    Please help finding this movie

    I saw it on skinemax years and years ago. I don't remember anything about the plot and the picture was scrambled but one woman in it was speaking French or maybe just a French accent? Also, I did get a glimpse of bare boob though distorted of course. So there was definitely some ribaldry going...
  10. sean miguel

    Why was I not told of such things??

    I've watched the Crocodile Hunter (R.I.P. Steve Irwin) for years, been to Outback Steakhouse a few times, and even drank a ******'s **** when I was a younger thrill-seeker, but I had no idea that it snowed in Australia until I turned on Nat Geo Wild the other day and saw some wallaby freezing...
  11. sean miguel

    porno dan ****** my dog

    and if that wasn't enough, he's never fucked a black girl.
  12. sean miguel

    Do you get chills/goosebumps when it comes to the America flag?

    Call it naive, sentimental, nationalistic, xenophobic or whatever I don't give a fuck. You all are a bunch of Little-Red-Book-reading pussies. I know what it represents and I acknowledge those who have sacrificed everything under it's banner. For all it's faults, America is the greatest...
  13. sean miguel

    When you've seen a girl's asshole that's it.

    There's nothing she can be coy about anymore. I've seen all that there is to see. I prefer puckered but gaping would be the epitome.
  14. sean miguel

    Are you contrarian by default?

    I've always tended to not follow the crowd (they tend to be morons - at least the ones following) and it goes as far as being a knee-jerk reaction. Wherever the prevailing winds are blowing I'm always looking for that something, someone or idea rowing against it. Truth is the truth whether...
  15. sean miguel

    You mad?

    I saw a poll a couple of years ago that conservatives are generally happier than liberals. And of course the sneering commentary from the left was "ignorance is bliss" or variations on that theme. But just based on my personal experience living in a deep blue state and surrounded by these...
  16. sean miguel

    Marco Rubio's race against time - The Combover Effect

    I'm watching Rubio on O'Reilly and he's sporting the beginnings of a combover. Could this be a major reason he decided to jump into the presidential race and running against his former mentor Jeb Bush instead of "waiting his turn?" It's gotta be NOW before he has to go to ridiculous Donald...
  17. sean miguel

    Do you wanna fuck the mayor of baltimore and the state's attorney?

    I do. The voters got it right as far as looks go. They can both suck on my knob as they talk about more important stuff like justice and what not. [/fantasy] Line them up with any mayor/state prosecutor combo in the nation and they have to come out as the hottest. Seriously, they...
  18. sean miguel

    Who should I jack off to next?

    Just say it and I'll do it (within reason and common decency/legality).
  19. sean miguel

    God Bless Texas

    and don't mess with Texas. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066779/Police-officer-suspect-said-injured-shooting-outside-art-anti-Muslim-exhibition-art-depicting-prophet-Muhammad.html Religion of peace and so forth.
  20. sean miguel

    Rich White Ladies

    Scotty Rebel (the one without the rabbit ears) - do you wanna eat her pussy? I do.
  21. sean miguel

    Do you get turned on by vintage porn?

    Hell yeah I do. There's something about those natural titties and thick ass bushes that I just wanna f'n plow. Oh to have been a pizza delivery guy in the 80's. My ***** runs cold, my memory has just been sold My angel is the centerfold Angel is the centerfold
  22. sean miguel

    Coffee-******** bird causes car crash (Parroty)

    http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2015/04/16/police-woman-blames-coffee-********-parrot-for-car-crash/ Pouring one for the homies
  23. sean miguel

    Your favorite porn site you've subscribed to?

    www.Nubiles.net I have a certain respect for those who have a passion for their field, whatever it may be. Not only does this website have the standard options that I insist on (zip files, HD video, regular updates, exclusive content, advanced search, etc.), they also go above and beyond and...
  24. sean miguel

    A momentous day in sports this past Sunday

    Jordan Spieth wins The Masters finishing 18 under par tying Tiger Woods' score in 1997. He broke the all-time Master's record by being -19 at one point. He was also only the 5th player to lead wire-to-wire. Between he and Rory McIlroy, golf has it's next young superstars and a bevy of other...
  25. sean miguel

    The Babes of the U.S. Congress

    A comprehensive list of the hottest women in congress. Nancy Pelosi was on the bubble because of my fascination with her tits, but she didn't make the cut. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) - that is simply one good lookin' woman. Kristi Noem (R-South Dakota) - she's hotter than Michelle Bachman
  26. sean miguel

    Fruit lovers - what's your favorite kind of apple?

    Pink Lady apples. I just discovered one of these beauties in our fruit bowl at home, and maybe I was in one of those appreciate life moments, but I was wowed by how good they are. Not only are they crisp and delicious but visually appealing, like a nice juicy pussy. Speaking of which, don't...
  27. sean miguel

    Isolationism as a foreign policy with one caveat

    That piece of **** Boston Marathon bomber scrawled a note on the inside of that boat he was hiding in saying basically, "stop ******* muslims overseas and we'll stop ******* you." Fine, let's make that official. The U.S. ceases all operations in the middle east and leaves them to their own and...
  28. sean miguel

    Do U.S. presidential elections simply come down to who's most likeable?

    Not that that would be some great revelation but does it all boil down to charisma and who you'd rather have a **** with? With human beings being shallow for the most part, it wouldn't surprise me. I'm going to go back as far as my memory but it seems the case. Bill Clinton vs. Bush Sr. -...
  29. sean miguel

    Pants tucked into socks

    a fashion trend that has made a comeback. Seriously, you guys should try it. I've had all kinds of compliments including one girl who said she would totally have sex with me if she wasn't doing something else.
  30. sean miguel

    Best sex you ever had? Who, what, where, when?

    18 and waking up with morning wood and fucking the **** out of my girlfriend in a tent at ******* National Park twisted all into a pretzel position and not giving a fuck because we were both so horny.
  31. sean miguel

    Woman charged with assaulting police officer with breast milk

    http://time.com/3761065/woman-breast-milk-squirt-police-officer-erica-leeder/ Whether it's torpedo tits or this woman's dairy cannons, the weaponization of women's breasts has to stop.
  32. sean miguel

    U.S. Caves to Iranian Demands

    so much for rigorous inspections. You fucking naive/willful idiots. http://freebeacon.com/national-security/u-s-caves-to-key-iranian-demands-as-nuke-deal-comes-together/ So it's becoming painfully obvious that it's not about the terms of the deal, just that there's a deal.
  33. sean miguel

    Germanwings Airline Crash: voice recorder recovered. Pilot was locked out of the cockpit.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/26/world/europe/germanwings-airbus-crash.html?_r=0 http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/german-plane-crash/germanwings-crash-recordings-could-yield-cockpit-door-clues-n330426
  34. sean miguel

    What are some things you've uttered out loud while jacking to porn?

    besides the standard "ohh yeah, I'm gonna cum." Here's a few and all under my breath: "look at you." "how do you do that?" "why do you do this to me?" "**** say **** sah **** koo sah."
  35. sean miguel

    Have you ever been the other person?

    Yeah, there may have been a twinge of guilt (just kidding) but I'm not gonna lie, it added to the excitement. Yeah, I'm fucking your girl while you're at work. And she brought me lunch.
  36. sean miguel

    Greenpeace Co-Founder: "Why I am a climate skeptic."

    http://news.heartland.org/newspaper-article/2015/03/20/why-i-am-climate-change-skeptic ^ is that true?? Any botany experts here please weigh in.
  37. sean miguel

    How do you want it?

    and how does it feel?
  38. sean miguel

    Can you be stupid and diabolical at the same time?

    so which is it?
  39. sean miguel

    Splash back

    a nasty topic but what else is there to talk about? I'm 6'3" and when taking a leak in my toilet at home I sometimes can feel faint splashes on my bare legs. This is a relatively new phenomenon. I've been the same height since I was 15 and never had this issue so it's gotta be something to do...
  40. sean miguel

    Oh fuck, oh yeah, oh SNAP

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2991441/Man-42-broke-PENIS-sex-rushed-hospital-emergency-operation.html I honestly couldn't get through the whole article. I have a low threshold for imagined pain. Hole- ee **** that had to hurt.
  41. sean miguel

    The Johan appreciation thread

    Sorry for calling out a member, but this thread is meant in all seriousness and not meant to demean and I'm fucking *****. Unlike others, I don't begrudge Johan showing an interest and weighing in on our affairs even when he's mistaken IMO. I'm actually kind of flattered that someone thousands...
  42. sean miguel

    Egyptian authorities investigating porn video filmed by tourists at Pyramids and Sphinx

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2982807/Egyptian-authorities-investigating-pornographic-video-filmed-tourists-site-Giza-pyramids-Sphinx.html lol @ "it's not finished." This is absolutely scandalous, $10 for an ornamental cat? So the Egyptians are launching a probe into this porn video...
  43. sean miguel

    Pornstars you wish you had followed earlier

    Mariah Milano I'm looking at all her FO links and the content I spent all my credits on today and fuck, we are in the presence of one of the all time greats IMO. :hatsoff: and :rubbel:
  44. sean miguel

    Obama admin set to ban the 5.56mm round via executive order

    http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2560750
  45. sean miguel

    Is it racist to call a cab if I've had a few too many?

    what if he's Somali?
  46. sean miguel

    Is it racist to call a mongolian gal khüükhed?

    which means "baby"? If this has reached the tipping point, I apologize in advance.
  47. sean miguel

    Is it racist to call a russian gal куколка?

    да или нет?
  48. sean miguel

    Is it racist to call a mexican gal Hot Tamale?

    if she really is a hot tamale?
  49. sean miguel

    When you hit your girl's cervix can you hear a "ding"?

    like in that sledgehammer game you see at carnivals and what not? maybe it's just me.
  50. sean miguel

    What game have you absolutely played the **** outta?

    Sid Meier's Pirates on the pc back in the day like 2005ish. I sank so many hours into this game. It was simple to play but brilliantly executed and a treasure trove of fun. It had everything from ship-to-ship combat: Epic duels: And most importantly, ballroom dancing: I ****** it on...
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