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  1. ChefChiTown

    Bill Nye the Science Guy: Climate change deniers are ‘unpatriotic’

    And you sir, are just as much of a denier as these so-called "Right Wingers" that you want to bash. You don't see the science because you're not looking for it. You're not looking for it because you don't want to see it. Take a look at the reality of the world instead of just your beliefs on...
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    Rachel Maddow Stuns Rep. Aaron Schock By Calling Out His Spending Hypocrisy (VIDEO)

    Re: Rachel Maddow Stuns Rep. Aaron Schock By Calling Out His Spending Hypocrisy (VIDE "With all due respect, Rachel, does that mean you're going to give back your Bush tax cuts that you continue to rail against?" See? Everybody's a hypocrite. Rachel Maddow is a hypocrite just as much as the...
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    Health and Nutrition Thread

    See you in 6 months again CA.
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    Fox News Poll: What Do You Think Tea Party Movement Is About?

    The only people who take the Tea Party movement seriously are the Tea Party goers themselves. What does that tell you?
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    Bill Nye the Science Guy: Climate change deniers are ‘unpatriotic’

    Exactly. Plus, wouldn't the act of blindly following along with what everybody tells you to follow along with be extremely unpatriotic? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that our country was formed based on the act of rebellion. If anything is unpatriotic here, it's the people who DON'T...
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    Is she hot hot or not?

    I was just thinking that. Why is it that guys feel the need to ask other people's opinions on whether a girl is hot or not, as if they need approval from other dudes before they admit that they think the girl is hot themselves? Plus, who gives a fuck?
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    Who's Your *****??

    What?
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    6-year-old throws huge tantrum, not calming down, gets handcuffed

    Mr. Backhand? Is he related to Mr. Thumbinyourbutt?
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    This anti-smoking bullshit is getting out of hand. Big time!

    Sad, but true. People forget that all of these huge institutions are nothing more than an extremely lucrative business. Hospitals, doctor offices, dental practices, schools, public transportation...they're all businesses that don't owe you ****. You only get to use their services if their...
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    This anti-smoking bullshit is getting out of hand. Big time!

    I live here in Cleveland, where the Cleveland Clinic is based. The reality behind the situation with them not hiring smokers is very simple... They are one of the premiere medical centers in the entire world. People from all over the world (kings, queens, princes, royalty, ***********...
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    will freeones ever come out with

    Ha, he changed it. It used to be a dog. HA.
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    6-year-old throws huge tantrum, not calming down, gets handcuffed

    They hated you because you were just willing to do something that everybody else knew you should be doing, only they were too afraid to do it. I know that people want to think that every single ***** is sweet and innocent, but, the unfortunate truth is that **** can be violent, uncontrollable...
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    When Keeping It Real Goes Horribly Wrong!

    Welcome to Chicago. Public transportation is like a safe haven for wannabe hardasses who talk **** about people.
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    Is abortion ******?

    Yellowish stain? What the fuck is wrong with your dick?
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    Okay, I am Gonna Get Smacked For This

    Yeah, my *** was none too pleased. He said the inside of her mouth felt like a dead turtle's anus.
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    Official checked Star Member thread

    Aww man...when I saw those pictures in one of your posts, there was a split second that I thought it was going to be you. I thought I was finally going to get to see the almighty Petra in all of her glory. But, once again, you have eluded us. One day. One day, Petra. Er, I mean, Your...
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    Sexy ***** III

    Oh...my...fucking...GOD... ... ... ... Unlimited calling for only $55 a MONTH?!?!?!
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    Is abortion ******?

    But what exactly is life though? Technically, everything is alive because everything is made up of living cells and thriving organisms. So...??? That's why determining the exact beginning of a human's life is always going to be nothing more than an opinion; not a scientific fact.
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    Is abortion ******?

    Science also confirms that Global Warming is real. But, that same science also confirms that Global Warming is a myth. Science, as precise as it may be, has many instances in which OPINION takes over as fact. The moment when life begins is nothing more than an opinion of science, not a fact...
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    randomness

    Is bar hopping randomness? Or is it just scandalous? Your threads are so shitty, I don't think I can handle this But while I'm around, I'll just continue you mock you My words are a fist and I'm about to ****** fucking clock you If you think bar hopping's random, then what the fuck are your...
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    i want a shirt that says

    I haven't seen you in forever, it's been quite a long time But I'm glad you're back now, because I've been itching to rhyme You want a shirt that talks about the size of your penis? Well that's just one of the many differences between us Because I don't want anybody to know about my cock The...
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    Plumbing honeymoon is over; Joe the Plumber is done

    Right. And, you let him, you stupid fuck. Quit your bitching and shut the fuck up. I fucking **** people like this asshole.
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    Evan Bayh is not running for re-election

    I'm willing to bet that most people didn't even know who this dude was until he decided to retire.
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    It could be you

    HAHAHAHAHA, aaaawesome
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    **** Bugs

    Am I the only one who is amazed that the granny in that picture is doing the splits?
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    Fun: Which girl wants to fuck with me?

    Well, I just hope the question is "Can you tuck your rubbish between your legs and stuff both of your testicles inside of your own asshole?"
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    Do You Think Social Networking Sites Such As Facebook Could Be Hacked?

    I don't even need to look at that site to tell you it's bullshit. I'm fairly certain that it's just randomly found collections of stupid trampy whores that post naked pictures of themselves all over the internet. I can almost guarantee that none of those pictures or videos are from hacked...
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    Fun: Which girl wants to fuck with me?

    No, you aim for my asshole. I mean, I'm not complaining...I'm just sayin'.
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    New Study Links Religion and Racism

    Everybody knows that Jesus hated black people.
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    Tamed Teens

    Has anyone noticed that my balls smell like dogfood?
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    Take a look down your toilet.....

    I voted for the virgin before marriage one, only because of the straight up DEMAND from the OP that nobody comment on other people's comments. Plus, it sucks.
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    Server outage

    You're right. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Please accept my apology...Your Fucking Highness. :bowdown:
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    Any plans for Valentines Day???

    Sounds like you had a good time. Kind of like me. I spent the night ******** White Zinfandel out of a sports bottle and finger fucking my asshole while I looked at shirtless vidcaps of David Schwimmer.
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    Server outage

    HA!!! You crack me up, you fucking bitch. Oh, I wasn't name calling there; I was just addressing you. :eek:
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    anti-mob thread

    I don't know. I don't understand all this "mob" **** or what it's supposed to be. I just hope all of these threads get deleted because I'm sick of looking at them.
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    Lisa Robertson on QVC lookin good!

    Thread of the year?
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    Server outage

    I think the server is acting up again. When I logged in, it said "Welcome, FAG". :confused:
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    What Do You Look For In a Woman?

    Whatcher man got ta do wit me? I got man. ...and, I won't name names, but his name rhymes with ClueBalls.
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    Best Song Intro?

    Wow, how could I forget that? Boston is one of my favorite bands too. Good pick.
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    What Do You Look For In a Woman?

    I want a woman who isn't afraid to cry in front of me. I want a woman who isn't embarassed to tell me everything about herself; her hopes, her fears, her dreams, her fantasies, everything. I want a woman who doesn't hesitate to come to me for help. I want a woman that I can trust; one that I...
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    Best Song Intro?

    Nightwish - The Poet And The Pendulum Straight up epic, if you ask me. SvUNvUunjNI
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    Final Fantasy VII

    You'd better take it back. Umm...or else. :mad:
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    Eight-card stud tournament

    I know, right? And there's not even any STUDS!!! :confused:
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    Is abortion ******?

    The Rock says, you can teach a rock math... o7ppGRbTXKY See? The Rock can count to 12. If ya SMEEEEEEEEEELLL...what The ROCK...IS...cookin'.
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    Is abortion ******?

    I'm making a point that anti-abortionists consider a freshly fertilized human egg to be a life, even though something that is usually not considered to be alive (in this case a plant) demonstrates many more signs of life than a fertilized human egg. So, who are we to say that human life begins...
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    Is abortion ******?

    Just for the record, I'm not a tree hugger or anything. I'm just using plant life as an example. Anyway... Plants grow roots. When roots grow, the plant can sense where the roots need to go. They react to the environment around them and make the necessary adaptations in order to survive...
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    Is abortion ******?

    Plants are self aware though. They adapt to their environment and the changes that happen around them. If they weren't aware or didn't have some sort of consciousness, then they wouldn't be able to do so. :2 cents:
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    Any plans for Valentines Day???

    I'll be sitting here alone, probably ******** a lot of **** and playing video games. But, on the bright side, my parents are going out to dinner that night, so I'll probably get to hear them have sex when they get back. Yeeeeeeah...???
  49. ChefChiTown

    Is abortion ******?

    Even though I've posted in this thread, I still haven't addressed my personal opinion on the matter at hand. Is abortion ******? Technically, abortion is ******. But, on the other hand, abortion isn't ******. Here is the exact defintion of ******...
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    Is abortion ******?

    Triffids aren't even real, you stupid dummy. :eek: But, I still value their lives more than a humans. I also have an 11" penis, $784,000 in my bank account, a super model girlfriend, a pet velociraptor and the arms of Robocop have been surgically attached to my body, making them my own...
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