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Clip from Thanksgiving at Sparky's Place...this is crazy :rofl: http://sparkyshortz.com/00_ftp/sparkyturkey.wmv

Someone who has a glorious absence of sophistication such as "Me" (on occasion of course) :D

In Arizona...you're always HOT!! Take that as you will ;) Thanks for the compliment!

Thanks...had a lot of fun with the license plate...I know I'm a little different...just can't seem to be like all the rest...I always want to do something different :computer:

A little "Sparky" creativity...hope you like it... VOTE FOR ME!!! Love all of you Sparky Fans :lovecoupl Sparky

Never heard of Double Bastard. Sounds interesting. Cheers to adding to your collection :glugglug:

What would you do to impress me :dunno: Sparky

Ok...went to Laughlin, got the best suite in town and had a great time. Sparky's not only a secretary...but a "Personal Assistant" :uohs: http://sparkyshortz.com/00_hosted/01pagea.aspx?setid=04092501h Hugs & Kisses, Sparky

...don't have to be honest here :) I have been in forensic engineering for a while...and, no, not dead people. I am talking analyzing and determining the cause of failure of all kinds of things from dental needles that break in your mouth to automobile wrecks. Although I spend a lot of time...

Did you know that brussel sprouts give you blueballs? Just kidding...I love 'em too and they're really good for you. You must like stuffed cabbage since brussel sprouts are in the same ******...I love stuffed cabbage with the ground beef rolled in the cabbage leaves simmered in delicious...

Bueno :thumbsup:

By the way...I have an AS Degree in Business Administration & Management and make $65K a year from YEARS of experience and not the degree...not bad for only 2 years of college. Maybe jasonk282 is right :confused:

I was actually being a smart ass with my previous post. Being lazy is normal more often than not, but finishing and getting that Bachelor's degree is important. Most companies won't even hire these days without it...go for it and I wish you well...you can do it :thumbsup:

With my fingers...and I feel great :D

Hmmmm...one of my better sets...wonder why not many FreeOnes members checked it out...oh well...not for everyone :confused: http://sparkyshortz.com/00_hosted/01pagea.aspx?setid=06052104h

Thanks...still ******** & collecting...probably why I'm not in the pornstar area...just a centerfold...but I'm good with that :thumbsup:

That is a really sad process...those poor young calves are kept in a very small area, fed through tubes then slaughtered when ready. I used to love veal scallopini before I knew the process...:(

My worst nightmare food is "BOILED" okra. I can eat it fried or pickled but NOT boiled...the water turns into a mucous like fluid...makes me gag just to take it out of the pan :pukey:

Love it...including head cheese and ***** & tongue lunch meats :thumbsup:

For BJ's...I believe that more than a mouthful is a waste...don't need something puncturing my lungs! As for f_cki_g around...that's a matter of preference. Length is not always the best...circumference is more important. Not into the Dodger Dogs that are 12 inches long and less than 1/2" in...

GREAT!!! When you're *****...I'm one of those kind of women that have a way of getting rid of those "******* demons" by performing a fantastic blow job that will make any man cum...trust me :blowjob:

Thanks for the friends request Adri...have a great evening ;)

Right on!!! Leaving a little to the imagination is my style and exactly what I do...:thumbsup:

Wanker, huh??? Never heard of it. What category is that in :confused:

Nice pic...love those dark beers :glugglug:

I totally agree...my favorite **** was served when I was in England at some of those old pubs...**** is served warm and it's damn good :thumbsup:

Thanks for the lead!!

Wish I could get some of that here in Arizona...it's amazing the GREAT beers that never hit the entire country...I guess I will just have to visit Bloomington, Indiana sometime...:thumbsup:

Not sure I have any that are actually exotic or rare. I've been told by many that nothing is really rare unless the **** is still in the bottle. I didn't let that happen. I have to try everything...:****: Although not rare, I tried some Pabst Blue Ribbon a while back and under the caps were...

I have a rule that I can't put the bottle/can on the shelf if I didn't ***** the whole thing even if it tasted like crap...including the "Arrogant Bastard Ale" which was nasty :pukey:

I collect **** bottles & cans just for fun...I have tried all of them, have about 156+ and still going. I wanted to share this with all the **** drinkers out there. Hope you like it :glugglug: Hugs, Kisses and Burps, Sparky

Hellraiser...thanks for the rep and friends request...I'm very greatful...enjoy your evening :bowdown:

Hellraiser...you are a "hell" of a guy and that's hard to find these days...someone taking the time to help another...I'm on it...I let you know how it goes :computer: Hugs and kisses, Sparky

You know...since I am new to FreeOnes, I've been navigating around the site, checking out the message board and everything going on there. There is so much that I have been overwhelmed. I have a blog account and have not even been there yet...thanks for taking the time for some great...

My thanks to knowone for the rep...love the name :thumbsup:

Thanks Ben for the friends request...that made my day :nanner:

I think FREE stuff is good too...unfortunately when you put years of time and effort into developing an adult website, creating sets, have thousands of hits on your site and no one subscribes to a small $9.95 membership to get all of the awesome work you've done...it's pretty disheartening...:(...

Sean Connery regardless of the character he plays...one night with him and I'd be in heaven...:nannerf2:

I'm a new OCSM of FreeOnes and doing all I can to get a little more popular...don't think I stand a chance with the large amount fantastic entrants...but thank you FreeOnes for having me here and I'm going to give it my best shot :bowdown:

...and boy was it :thumbsup: http://sparkyshortz.com/00_hosted/01pagea.aspx?setid=06052104h Enjoy your day everyone...I plan on it :jump:

Thanks for the rep and friends request...I'm honored :shy:

Enjoy...:jump: http://sparkyshortz.com/00_hosted/01pagea.aspx?setid=09110801h ...and Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate...:partysml:

Thanks for the friends request...I feel honored to be among the best :thumbsup:

Thanks a bunch for the rep :bowdown:

Thanks for adding me as a friend.. I'm honored :thumbsup:

Thanks :D

Just gettin' started...videos will be added to my site soon :coolman:

The tameness was on camera only...off camera is a different game altogether ;) Thanks for the compliment :thumbsup:

I've seen a lot of models that have all kind of different marks. On photos (if they have a good editor), they can be airbrushed out. Video is tough. I guess if everyone looked 100% perfect all the time it would probably get old after a while; although I know what you mean about some that are...

Thanks for the compliment...hope you're enjoying your day :)