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Can you get that on iTunes?

You old dog :love-smi:

Ooh, you are awful...but I like you!

Nope! I'd rather play strip poker :boobies:

Oh...come on pull yourself together - boys don't cry :sing:

I'll let ***** take you first :eek:

NO!I'm tempted by the clown shoes:D

Because when I'm riding, I can see where I've been!:*****:

Will you? Please :eek:

I can't believe it hasn't been popped :wave:

Moi!

No!

No to marriage :) As we're not married you can do what you like :glugglug:

no + 4

Only stuffed :eek::eek::eek:

Would you spank me? Cross my palm with silver. Do you watch ****** guy? I'm in ****** guy! Can I buy you a *****? No, you can make me a *****. Would you wear a sheep costume and bleet for me while I fuck you from behind? Can you stop taking the P out of my neighbours! How do you take your...

Hi, guys hope you're all having a good weekend, and as it's the beginning a new year I've just updated my long lost blog :) so if you've finished with the Sunday papers use me as your supplement:love-smi: Reds Blog :computer: Love and Kisses Red XXX

Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing Stamps!

Don't think you'll see it on TV, it's a proper British pub game - all good pubs should have warm ****,5 year old sandwiches, sticky flooring and no ****** music. I'm quite an old fashioned girl at heart ;)

Played in all the best Pubs.

+1 for Bar Billiards.

I don't let any old body, shunt up my tunnel!:nannerf1:

Would you blow me? Up. Do you have any respect for me at all? Respect has to be earn't not asked for. Would you say I'm on a par with the rest of the population in evolutionary terms? God knows what that is, its more are we on a par with other species in evolutionary terms. Can I ask you more...

Very good :bowdown:

Phillip II offered 20,000 ducats for Drakes head - something like $6 to $7 million in todays money! Sorry 'El Draque' is still the Pirate King to me :)

No Pirate King then :eek:

What is the price on your head!

'Police and Thieves'

What this!

see you've already forgotten about Bird Flue!

Some times 'No' means 'Yes' and 'Yes' means 'No"

No!

Why, you wouldn't be able to keep it up if you where ***** :dunno: ***** people are no use to me :love-smi:

I'm used to going places people seldom go :eek: but me a post whore - never - 300 odd post since 2006! Others have 2000 to 3000 post in a single year!

No! Beds are for ********, floors, walls, sofas, tables, etc, etc are for fucking :eek:

Only if your rough little tongue licked my nipples ;)

My kind of guy :) do you have a model railway layout as well and go to traction engine rallies, if so I'm yours :nanner:

Money, works every time :D :2 cents::2 cents:

To be ******** honest - online petition count for f*&^ all! Sorry but I should know :weeping:

The answers yes then :) quite like this one not sure it goes with my Freeones T-Shirt!

:shy:hello, hope you have a good weekend :) hopefully - should have a new movie up tomorrow, thats if I finish doing my tax returns :weeping: Then next week should be the first week every thing gets back to normal since Christmas :) Love and Kisses Red XXX

You look lovely :anonymous I'm still waiting for mine :dunno:

Cheap! Meow....... In latex or pvc they are known as spanking dresses - seriously!

Are you enjoying the latest BBC flu hysteria?cough, cough

You know all the answers :bowdown:

No! Only if its clotted :drool1:

No! :*****:

Try before you buy? I know one girlies only shop in deepest east London that has a customers lock in - after closing on Saturdays ;) ! They have nibble's and everything :drool1: You don't get that kind of service shopping on line ;)

Doesn't it just :D I'm going dildo shopping in a week or two so I'll see if I can find something bigger :drool1: plus I've just found this on this internet thingy http://fastpics.eu/index.php?NDQxOjMxOnJlZGJ1c2luZXNz

No, the first thing to do on landing, is to make sure you have all your bags etc. Heathrow isn't called "Thief Row" for nothing :eek: I'm quite happy to be the second thing on your 'to do' list :)