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The goddess of food porn :drool1:

I have to say No...but it's not the true answer if you follow me! This is the last time I baked a cake - must be about 10 years back, I'm not really Nigella Lawson :)

Are you baking one? A friend makes a lovely carrot cake or a really sharp lemon drizzle cake :drool1:

My favourite Bond film, with my car in it — a lovely little Sunbeam Alpine, mines a nice black series IV, but its got low oil pressure problems at the moment! And you know the answer...don't you ;)

"Originally Posted by Red Hot I hereby promise in a legally binding manner to have painflull sex with Vodkaz Victim!" Noooooooo! I don't remember saying that :eeew: only if its painful for you :) I have a little place for you :elaugh:

Happy New Year to you :)

So you're not the mock turtle, as I haven't seen one yet :)

I could swallow you whole...yum, yum!

No, but they make a lovely soup ;-)

No it means "no" !

No.....not in front of Vodkazvictim!

No :nannerf2: but it could be the ********* talking :eek:

Sorry I've just polished off a whole bottle of *********!:tongue:

Reverse cowgirl does!

No, I'd rather have them both for lunch :yesyes:

You're a joker! :1orglaugh

You could try asking Shifty, but his answer will probably be No!

102 :tinhat:

No!

:nono:

I kneel before no one!

I prefer thursting :nannerf1:

I had none - that I'll make public :elaugh:

No, I'm on the light side :)

No - they are my subjects!

I'll have to ask my mate Ostwald he's good with Nitric Oxide!

No:boobies:

Far EastEnders!

I would say No to sex slavery, but answer in actions not words :angels:

No:blowjob:

No I'm from the Red planet :D

Possibly!

Moi?

No:eek: shot myself in the foot first question :D

In the vain of all the 'ask me' a question threads, I've decided to start another :tinhat: but with a twist! Now you know the answer so what's your question? :D

2011

2010

Oh...yes please :drool1:

And they say Redheads are bad :*****:

Sorry I must get up to speed with these 21st century life styles, I'd just imagined you as a swaggering ***** soaked playboy, a bit of a dandy so to speak! Never tied down to just one women :D

Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing So its you :surprise:

You can not, surely not, the poor woman, you have a wife, say hello to her from me :surprise: Well that's a bolt from the blue ......

A trade for fruitcakes quite tempting :D

Yes!

Best pizza I've had was in Cortona at Osteria del Teatro.....

Oh...sorry, but a jumpsuit would be nice - would it be stretchy, its just I had a Latex cat suit hand made a while back - and now my boobs have grown and I can't fit them in :D even if people help and we push and shove, they just pop out ;) Life can be a real bitch!