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I'm going to a summer fete!

He runs a multifaceted, multinational business empire from that cubicle ;) and in cubicle 5 Mr R Murdoch publishes his news papers. It's all go at Kings Cross.

I've a bottle of Barrogill, Lady Sonia gave me - should I open it?

That's a good question!

You're on the ball with this one :yesyes:

I'm OK thanks, but I'm quite happy to have a multi-million dollar golden parachute if anyone wants to give me one :D after all I never did take the money the NOTW offered me :angels:

Motorhead. and a soft spot for ******* Joke.

My grandfather used to work on Mosquitos! As for hot dogging, I didn't say they were hot dogging .... but if I ran into your car because I wasn't watching what I was doing, would you be happy with me ;)

Why ground perfectly airworthy aircraft, just because of pilot error! Pilot's should just stop playing silly buggers at air shows - I go to look at the aircraft not how good a pilot thinks he is! This man just shows what you can do with a few bits of wood and glue...

Would you like the full set :yesyes:

Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes

Moi ;) Oh Nurse

Mr Murdoch is a US citizen, aren't you the lucky ones.

Cooke's Pie and Mash :drool1:

Re: whats your fetish? Latex and High Heels!

You need to remove the organ grinder not the monkeys;)

Big mwah to everyone for the birthday wishes and an extra special :kiss: for bahodeme for the pressie - I'll put it to good use as soon as it arrives :)

Yeah Whatever!

Ever so good for wanking in :banana:

Well, that's exactly what I thought :blowjob:

I love surprises!

You don't want a Squirrel in your bedroom - in seconds it destroyed the room!

I thought you meant it literally :why:

Happy Canada day :jump: I'll see you all in September .... well some of you ;)

People digging up long forgotten threads .....

He has the key to my heart :)

Moi!

I was once propositioned by a lesbian ..... with a cock :eek: in a very seedy night club :angels:

You never know - I was hoping to shoot with Danica, but we keep missing each other so to speak :surprise: there are some great new girls about that might fit the bill - but once they see my new strap on they seem to vanish :eek: I'll keep you posted, thats unless you can think of anyone :nannerf2:

Hello .... sorry I've not posted much, been a busy bee! Either flying up and down the UK, or trying to sort some things out with my website. I'm on the hunt for someone to shoot some girl/girl with but getting dates sorted is driving me mad ;) But it will all get sorted soon :angels: Love...

All OK here in the Wild West Country!

B'dum - b'dum "Boredom" Buzzcocks ;)

That's why I'm holidaying in Canada in September :boobies:

Do you have to post this kind of porn!

Mark E. Smith

That's good for Virgin Media:eek: You're lucky :surprise:

'Abandon all hope, you who enter here!' I think Miss Hybrid and myself could make hell quite a heavenly place ;)

:boobies:

more tea!

I'm sure the must be more than those out and about .... if not I'll have to get on with it :blowjob:

You know what they say about girls in glasses ;o)

Tea .... oh and more Tea!

I get very wet over Gardeners' Question Time on Radio 4.

A very belated :kiss: and I'll see if I can get Danica over :)

Thanks hun. I'm trying to update my news page - but seem to be suffering chronic writer's block! :eek: ...plus a hundred and one things I keep meaning to do with it :surprise:

It was my ***! He used to make battleship kits ... I couldn't see him sniffing lighter fluid!

I see the sweet innocent look :boobies: as Mae West said 'I was snow white, but I drifted'

Hello, sorry I was visiting Lady Sonia yesterday! I love fucking and sucking :) I see Friskeys helped you out but I'll have a dig around and see what I can find :blowjob: Love Red XXX

The glue from Airfix kits! My *** used to make us all high with the dam stuff!

Ohhhh.....'other things'......yes please :boobies: