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****! Poor Ernie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k&feature=player_embedded#

LEAVE. Will E Worm. ALONE.

If you think this is dirty you can go.....yourself. http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/2807/The+Assumption+Song/

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/2396/OMG+NOOOO/ By the way, there are so many ways to communicate on this planet. Imagine if we all used them to send messages of peace and goodwill. AIM Share Amazon Amen Me! AOL Mail Arto...

What an episode called 'I Called It From The Beginning' on a TV show based on 'Twilight' might look like: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/45191/I+called+it+from+the+beginning/

Oh wow. This is funny. This I did not see coming: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/46400/ITS+OBVIOUS/

Oi vei. Poor old Homer:

'But I'm new here'" http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/55838/But+Im+New+here/

Ranger

Blow it out your hole: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/56047/Gay+test/

I hope this description is sufficient. I will start this with Francesca, one of those ridiculously beautiful babes with a natural, wild, delicate European beauty. The kind that is not stunningly gorgeous, but still so beautiful and elegant as to make her seem out of touch to most guys. I am...

Here are some unusual sandwiches: http://www.newsweek.com/id/216133?GT1=43002 There are a collection of unusual phot's here.

Or, at least let them cohabit with you: 'Gut worms protect against allergy Hookworm Hookworms have infected humans for thousands of years Parasitic gut worms, such as hookworm, might aid the development of new treatments for asthma and other allergies, a study in Vietnam suggests. Infection...

Oki this just blows me away. This was found by Indian spacecraft, nogal*: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8272144.stm * An Afrikaans word meaning no less, or of all things.

I don't know why but I just find this hilarious. http://www.noob.us/humor/om-nom-nom-bird/

Aw man why didn't I think of this? Scare your girlfriend with some head: http://www.noob.us/humor/how-to-****-up-your-girlfriend-with-your-long-stick/ Hilarious. :) :1orglaugh

Oki everyone sing along: http://www.noob.us/humor/wrong-hole/ :sing: 'I Stuck It In the Wrong Ho ooo oooooole:sing:

This dude doesn't have arms: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32956624/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/ MERCED, Calif. - A California man whose legs are amputated says police used a stun *** on him twice and violently manhandled him even though he was unarmed. Internal affairs investigators say...

This article could be seen as racist by some but on the other hand it could also be seen as a reflection of our own reality that somehow our politicians refuse to see. The interpretation is up to the reader however it is food for thought. SALUTE to Denmark .. This could very...

Here is a bit of good news I received: BTC Breaking News: Farouk Shami Announces He’s Running for the Big "CHI-z" of Texas---Governor of Texas! Farouk Shami has announced he is running as a Democratic nominee for the Governor of Texas. This news is exciting for our industry, and empowering...

Hilarious! Me, eat Little Red Riding Hood!!

They made it very clear:

Do I make you horny baby yeah?

Driving has never been so easy:

Here is something that would come in handy for the desperate and the fed up:

He may look odd, but man he ain't got NO sense of humour: http://www.lolpix.com/pictures/8/Funny_Pictures_635.htm

McCain, Colbert and the creature from Sirius: http://www.lolpix.com/pictures/2/Funny_Pictures_635.htm

But wait, there's more. The King has not left the building just yet. There is more. A film is being released: http://videoguide.msn.com/play/tv/?g=088cc725-82b9-4961-83ae-adf4824afd4a&ftitle=latest%20celebrity%20buzz&fid=mostwatchedcelebrity&silentchk=1& Who knew this would happen?

This is Petra from Stunners, (according to them): She appears here: http://z0d.com/?page=gallery&image_size=medium&which_image=13284&which_gallery=4472 Similar pictures, different link: http://pussystate.com/petra-7023/ The Stunners site: http://www.stunners.com/t1/?s=88&w=100025&p=1

That is a lot of money: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/32797517?GT1=43001 The article: 'TODAY staff updated 7:05 a.m. PT, Fri., Sept . 11, 2009 It sounds like a shaggy dog story, but it isn’t. A Tibetan Mastiff is believed to have broken the record as the world’s most expensive dog — sold to...

TV demonstrator gets cut up, in just the wrong place: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQV6_Pd3BOI

82 cm is 32 inches: http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8210000/8210394.stm

There are others out there just as ruthless as McDonald's: http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Extra/the-bad-boys-of-business.aspx

Wow, things can get rowdy. This guy gets his finger bitten off in a scuffle at a health care meeting: :eek: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GorgYRss-6o

Your dog ages faster than you do. That you know: http://www.slate.com/id/2227076/?GT1=38001 Excerpt: 'This formula, however, varies depending on the dog's weight. Bigger dogs tend to have shorter lives, and thus age faster in dog years, while smaller dogs live longer, and thus age slower in...

This looks interesting. http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/09/02/2050210.aspx

Just thought I'd bore you gentle readers with another tale of pho lice *********, man's inhumanity against man, cruelty against the good, upstanding people of a small town of righteous citizens by the ominous ever looming pho lice. Bud gets tasered - five times. (Now he can go around saying...

Well I never. Irish roots! http://wonderwall.msn.com/music/girlfriend-i-love-dj-am-very-much-1520821.story?gt1=28135#m=Oc8NdOpGrqg

A boot camp in China to help internet addicts, he he. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8219768.stm Whodathunk Chinese **** would spend so much time in front of a computer. Wonder whether would they park off here, lurking.

Now with more cholesterol than ever before! :eek: For only $6.99 - save a cent...

I thought this was cool. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8220725.stm Can you imagine? Policewomen and policemen everywhere sprucing up.

Not quite a sonata, but worth a watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM

Bob Dylan may be guiding cars around the roads in future: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8219449.stm 'Music legend Bob Dylan is "talking to a couple of car companies" about becoming the voice of their GPS system. The singer-songwriter discussed the possibility on his BBC Radio 6...

Muslim community in Malaysia will cane the woman after Ramadan for ******** ****. First they fast and pray to Allah. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8217440.stm

Save, save, save, save every penny. $5 a day if possible even will help. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090823/ap_on_go_ot/us_social_security_smaller_checks

Thought I would keep you guessing: :D

I am just posting this here to honour a great man, who was not afraid to stand up for the righteous cause, even in the face of great danger and constant assassination attempts. Rest in peace Kim Dae-jung. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/8212768.stm

This should make lighting fun in the near future. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8214363.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8215570.stm 'An Australian scientist says the continent needs five or six seasons to suit its climate. Tim Entwisle, chief of Sydney's Royal Botanic Gardens, says Australia should "unhook" itself from the "arbitrary" four seasons it inherited from...