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    Why is it that only Black and White guys are allowed in porn?

    i want to know why i don't see more gingers in porn :dunno:
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    Internet will remain FREE! European Parliament rejects ACTA!

    being vague was intentional ;)
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    Happy 4th to the Americans! Here's some pictures to help celebrate with a BANG!

    it was cold and rainy today...not stoked :(
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    14-year-old refuses implant unlike her ****** and four sisters (PIC)

    i dunno...the pound mark would indicate uk but that doesn't necessarily mean anything. i do know i'd happily stick my penis in the one next to far left.
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    God particle is 'found': Scientists announce Higgs boson particle has been discovered

    Re: God particle is 'found': Scientists announce Higgs boson particle has been discov it just confirms that they're on the right track and not theorizing way off base. like the discovery of space...
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    Would you accept to be a girl for a while ?

    bullshit... anyway, yeah i'd probably give it a shot. why not? so long as i could go back to being a dude....
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    I just discovered that this person exists...

    stress will fuck you up man...gotta let it out :eek:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    paint it black cover by glenn tipton
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    Need advice; marriage or love

    no doubt...it's funny, my girlfriend and i have been together a little over five years now without getting married. we were engaged once about a year and a half in but called it off because we realized we weren't ready. in my opinion a couple is ready to get married when the marriage won't...
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    Bitches be dumb!!

    oh really? do elaborate...:D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    altered state by sepultura
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    Museums. Yay or nay?

    yeah i agree...i want to see real things, not obvious replicas, displays and video screens.
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    Need advice; marriage or love

    staying with someone for the ******** is bullshit. they'll be better off living with honest parents who split up than growing up in a lie...true story.
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    General Motors - Its time has past

    the only issues with german cars in particular is they're different all the way through and as such it can be hard to find someone confident to service them if you live somewhere rural. not to mention parts can be hard/expensive to come by when needed. they're great machines though, just make...
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    why are people haters?

    fuck you and your reasonably logical answer! i was gonna say that:(
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    can anyone give a top five free porn sites?

    it's just a way for members to show their appreciation or lack thereof for specific posts...it's like the "thanking" systems on some other boards.
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    Museums. Yay or nay?

    i think museums are pretty awesome...some bore me but i find many very interesting
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    General Motors - Its time has past

    there's no money to be made if everyone's cars last several hundred thousand miles with relatively inexpensive repairs...
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    I just discovered that this person exists...

    ...so now you all get to also :D uCle_oiyINc
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    I have not smoked a cigarette since Thursday.

    you got it man. :thumbsup:
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    Whats better? Sex or Candy?

    :facepalm:
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    The Tragically Hip vs Rush

    i'm going with rush
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    Who would you rather have sex with: Octomom OR Tom Cruise

    i think celibacy wins this round...
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    1975 Dodge B200

    car-part.com has listings from scrap yards all over the place, try there or your local yellow pages for wrecking yards, vehicle recyclers etc...or do a search for mopar, dodge or chrysler restoration sites
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    can anyone give a top five free porn sites?

    dude that last link is AMAZING! <--note the capital letters, i never use those! the other link is hawt too, i came. :dunno:
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    Circumcision Infringes On *****'s Rights

    i like the fact that i'm cut. i also like the fact that it was done when i was too young to remember it.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums by a perfect circle
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    What are you listening to right now?

    ******* by skillet
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    Anders Craigslist ad?!! Gay Midgets, Really???

    would an ugly straight female midget suffice or do they have to be gay midget men?
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    Whats better? Sex or Candy?

    i dunno, some prude or some poor sap who's terrible at sex might vote candy :dunno: it could happen
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    Is lurkingdirk As Good As Fartsalot?

    i think you made your point. :thumbsup:
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    How Ya'll been?

    welcome back sir.
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    The Official Harley Spencer Discussion Thread! (AMA)

    Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! can i use this pick up line sometime?
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    FreeOnes regional domains (free naked pictures of me)

    i've never landed in the wrong freeones...hows your penis?
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    ... and there goes any chance of ********* becoming legal in the states

    oh awesome so he was a legit crazy then...so reassuring to know it wasn't **** induced :facepalm: i never saw pot being legalized anyway, it's a safe **** for *************** to target in order for them to make a good show of dealing with **** problems without the risk of shutting down ****...
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    Is lurkingdirk As Good As Fartsalot?

    that's pretty low...:eek:
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    You think James Deen is fucking Lindsay Lohan yet? (pic)

    i actually meant the sextape, not the thread...my bad :dunno:
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    Contest: When will the Lindsay Lohan sextape hit the web? Guess the date!!!

    i'm disappointed that the dracula fleshlight does not come with actual fangs. would not fuck...:facepalm:
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    Is lurkingdirk As Good As Fartsalot?

    you mean like this low? or lower? :D aOlchNNNgTY
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    Should Sir_Fartsalot's question threads have polls attached to them?

    yeah i think he's been lurking around for a lil while and posted up pornstar comparison threads here and there then recently the off the wall random **** started...or at least that's how it seems to have gone in my eyes, i might be way off though :dunno:
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    The guard dog

    it's horrible, the only things i've found that are consistently worse are the pomeranians my girlfriends *** gets...the one she has no is just out of control obnoxious
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    You think James Deen is fucking Lindsay Lohan yet? (pic)

    i'm actually surprised one hasn't popped up yet honestly...
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    :facepalm: it's sickening how much money people like her spend on those little fashion accessory...

    :facepalm: it's sickening how much money people like her spend on those little fashion accessory dogs...they having matching lazy eyes though lol, the random **** i notice haha
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    The guard dog

    i **** chihuahuas man...those things drive me insane, little dogs in general really
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    Should Sir_Fartsalot's question threads have polls attached to them?

    sooo then, how much do you care that i had one? :dunno:
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    The guard dog

    including finland... anyway, it depends what type of guard dog you want, home defense, one that's good around ****, one that's good around *******, one that's just an alarm or one that will actively defend it's territory etc...
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    Is lurkingdirk As Good As Fartsalot?

    i'm not sure about that, but if i were a betting man i'd put money on farting while lurking being worse than either ;)
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