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did she deny you sticking it in her ass again? :facepalm:

actually i believe vodkazvictim is greater all of us fucks...just ask him! he'd be happy to tell you all about it

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oh snap! i owned an ****** once. i got it running, drove it 10 miles and sold it to a high school ***.

yeah no problem! thanks for the rep! :glugglug:

i prefer tom petty. thank you for coming up with a reasonable question this time :thumbsup:

B thru D is my preferred range...anything over a D just starts getting excessive IMO.

oh and food for thought, experience can make up for a lot ;)

he did painting instructional videos on tv and developed simple painting techniques that most people could figure out to make decent looking landscapes and such. not exactly a great painter just famous and influential because of how he opened the world of painting up to people who otherwise...

if i were hiring i would certainly see that as a plus! nothing beats versatility.

i can imagine that ruins the mood like no other...:facepalm:

could be worse. being single where i live would truly be terrible. unless you like haggard middle aged chicks or disgusting foul tempered fat girls and crack heads of course. nearly all the pretty chicks are either lesbians, pretend to be lesbians, are happily taken or simply don't go out...

i personally prefer the west coast. the northern half of it at least. just all around more enjoyable in my opinion than the parts of the east coast i've visited.

welcome to freeones demi :wave:

only from the waist down, if you get what i'm saying ;)

you know what you should do is get a loan, get a camera, some lights and rent one of those open store fronts on your street and start up your very own production company. you could be the writer, directer and producer and camera man. maybe even the male talent if you've got what it takes meaning...

god damn, i can't even imagine watching that much nascar...i can't even tolerate a single race. oh yeah and that's a seriously unhealthy level of attachment.

(insert something that sounds like an inside joke that 99% of the board here doesn't get to make me seem like i'm one the cool ****)

well, no one will ever know, his meth lab blew up and he perished.

what about people who fuck the strippers after they're off work? :dunno:

Re: Ok FreeOnes peeps... help out a fellow FreeOnes member and major cutie: Jade Park regardless of the reasons for or details of the ****** i hope you find happiness in whatever you end up doing.

i wasn't aware that RealDolls™ were capable of ingesting meals let alone ***** them back up...that's a little too much realism for my simulation tastes :eek:

blazing saddles is definitely better although the first scary movie was very good too. the second wasn't bad but after that they went down the shitter...

well he looks just like the emperor from star wars...:dunno:

definitely.

yeah i don't see it either...

oh god...i just came :o:shy:

like most styles, fashions etc it really depends on the girl. some pull it off, others don't. i just don't like the styles that everyone seems to get regardless of whether it works for them or not. like the rihanna deal with no hair in the back and crazy bangs that everyone had a few years back...

that is one of the main qualifications for the position...if you're scary as fuck and can yell in peoples faces all day every day then you've got it :D

it's really circumstantial...varies too much from subject to subject to say for me.

that's a gnarly power mullet! i'd still put my penis in her if she asked though...

would that make you a OCSMM then?

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! that's good. how's life?

you mean...go out!? :surprise:

sure. just so long as there's no wardrobe oopsie malfunctions :eek:

i think that might have been alisa.

no.

do you realize how little time it takes to make a post? with my rough calculations he's right around 19-20 posts per day. that can be accomplished in well under an hour. this post here only took me a minute at best. that leaves plenty of spare time for work, life, dating etc...:thumbsup:

unfortunately what the CAN build and what they USUALLY build are two very different things...

i fucked while driving once in high school...looking back not the best idea but there wasn't any traffic and now i can say it happened :dunno:

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! we all misunderstood someone who complimented her legs but his lack of punctuation made it seem as though he was insulting them...

accident of birth by bruce dickinson

garlic bread goes awesome with pizza...so do hot wings. i'm hungry now.

time is an illusion and all that...still :facepalm:

no! :facepalm: it hasn't been nine (9) years yet...

agreed. i prefer to own vehicles that i can fix myself. what's sad in my opinion with modern vehicles is that many of them are actually very well built and designed from a mechanical aspect and their poor reliability and their failures are often caused by the over engineered and convoluted...

but...but...'merica! landofthefree! :facepalm:

lol i think chicks would find a lot more amusement out of being a dude than the other way around...it's seems that way from their reactions to the idea anyway

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! yeah i was gonna say, harleys got pretty nice legs actually