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    Yearning (parody)

    Am I the only one who misses the gentleman who used the pseudonym SirFartsAlot? His "is this better than that"-threads were so interesting and profound. Yes or no...:violin:
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    The question for Christians

    Would you like to get Christmas gifs if you were an atheist?
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    Harem-poll

    Is it a good thing if a man had many wifes?
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    The question for the ladies

    When you will be as courageus as men and start to move in puplic places without a shirt or bra?
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    Mob justice

    Criminal or not, any man, woman or ***** does not deserve to be judged by a bloodthirsty pigs. Warning; Very raw video.
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    Summer song 2013

    They play this song on the radio all the time, so I guess it's many people's favorite. ^ Haha! :sheep:
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    In honor of the internet (parody)

    The thread with no topic.
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    Class Reunion 2011

    Thread for those who joined the board in 2011. A short poem Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle ones for you. (Google image search)
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    Grow a thicker skin (parody)

    My skin is thick enough so the ****'s boys and girls can test my nerves. Hit me with your best shot.
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    Nightmares

    They are usually in a way funny. Season and locations change fast and the final scene is always confusing. Last time the kiosk vendor turned all of a sudden into a *******, I have to knock her *********** and then I woke up. :*****:
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    Hairy nest

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    Democracy

    is a system where everyone gets what no one wants.
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    Porn Star quotes

    "Throught of the day: don't open emails on your laptop entitled "Hot Sex Inside" unless they are from me" (Vicky Vette) "I'm a natural exhibitionist and provocateur" (Sasha Grey) "Sex is simple - Love is painfull" (Ron Jeremy) "Did you cum? Hello, you should know if I did or didn't"...
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    The Black Panther Party for Self -Defence

    Are they a group which is trying to project black people or number of black people who dislike the caucasian?
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    Adolf Hitler

    He was a poor military leader, but what about his political skills? ^ :facepalm:
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    Miss Bumbum Brazil 2013

    http://www.iltasanomat.fi/viihde/art-1288583545021.html :drool2: (wtf)
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    Porn Star Voices

    Who has the best voice/who has the worst voice?
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    "Ghetto trash"

    I've seen that phrase many times here. Who are these people?
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    Public toilets

    Do you use them? I will never dare to go such a place. :1orglaugh
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    Whose tail?

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    The missing people

    Some people move to a different country and do not inform anyone, some people becoming victims of crime and some will experience the ufo ******. I know this because the ***** took me prisoner, but I managed to escape and this happened a month ago. This might sound crazy, but it is true.
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    Voyeurism (parody)

    Any experiences? ^ Haha! :sheep:
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    Every maritime pilot's nightmare

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    Porn stars who can sing or dance

    ^ "If a woman can dance then she also know how to cook" (assari)
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    The Women Priest

    "Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allow to speak, but must be **********, as the law says." (1 Corinthians 14:34) [Please Note: the attachment in this post has been deleted by moderator F1s Antony] [Read more about the board rules: here]
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    Is it racist to think

    that Miss Finland should represent the main population ie she must be white?
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    Ten Rock Stars Who Found Jesus

    http://listosaur.com/miscellaneous/10-rock-stars-who-found-jesus.html
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    Freedom (farce)

    Capitalism; A small number of people owning capital and the power and the vast majority serve them. Can such a system ever be truly democratic and equal?
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    Wtf?

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-who-sex-sofa-public-2002194
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    Man Power (parody)

    I believe that the environment influences human behavior and I have heard so many times that when you're a man it means that you are strong and fearless, you have right to do things as you like and if someone tries to stop you from being what you are you have the right to use ********. I have...
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    Girl Power (protest)

    What does it mean in practice? I my view it's just a saying with no content or-and-fashion phenomenon. ^ Haha! :sheep:
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    Gospel music

    Usually people are too embarrased to tell that what is their favorite gospel song.
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    If you could hug anyone (soft-core)

    who would be your victim? Here is my list; -Dr.Phil (hetero/power hug) -Jane Fonda -Ali Larter -Yoko Ono -Hayden Panettiere
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    ****** songs

    ^ This song was once ****** because it is inappropriate that a married woman kissing Santa Claus.
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    Three topics

    1. Is the property tax unfair thing? 2. Can an atheist and a Christian be friends? 3. Is Cuba a powerful state?
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    Porn viewers (protest)

    What kind of people they are?
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    When cowboy Ronnie comes to town...

    What kind of person was Mr. Ronald Reagan?
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    Quick question

    Why Donald Duck and other Disney characters do not wear pants or skirts?
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    Toilet paper terrorism

    Young people sometimes buy MASSIVE amounts of toilet paper there is a high change that they will use it for wrong purposes.
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    Messiah

    His main message was and is love, peace and forgiveness, he did not convert anyone away, he helped the poor people and that is why millions of people still rely on him. Jesus wanted to change the world and if we want this change to take place the first step is that we treat each other with...
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    Which is more embarrassing? (psychological subject)

    1. Shopping at sex shop 2. Buying a huge package of toilet paper
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    Atheist (parody)

    I believe that the world could be a more peaceful place without them. A typical atheist owns a big boat, cooks all the time and does not tolerate religious people. They also do not care about pollution; If you do not agree with them they fly to you and they always travel in 1st class. So, in...
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    Sponsors for pr0nstars? (parody/bad idea)

    Vicky Vette; **** Red XXX; Lipton Tea Harley Spencer; Harley-Davidson Mariahxxx; Highlands Bar and Grill Phoenix Marie; Nike (Swimwear) Jaana Ruutu; :dunno:
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    Ku Klux Klan

    Are they these days patriots or bad guys?
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    The future of porn

    assari's guess; Information technology is developing so much that porn viewers are able to create the perfect porn actress that looks like the real deal and they can also design a movie plot. I personally want to see the real person on screen, but development can not be stopped.
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    Divorce

    I heard this sad story yesterday. A man and a woman divorced and they have a pet dog which she had bought. A woman took a dog, but it always escapes and returns to the man which means that the dog likes him more, but this woman refuses to give up the dog. What could be the solution to this...
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    Supergirl & breaking the ice

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    The third world porn

    If I was a porn producer I would relocate production to poor countries. The human material is cheap out there, they do not complain and they working hard. This may sound little bit cruel, but they would receive their payment.
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    Los Angeles riot 1992

    It was a big event, but who caused it? Cops/angry L.A residents
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    Troll-thread

    What troll means and how to avoid making troll posts? :mad:
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