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    Gay cops

    I think that most of the cops are either gay or bisexuals so it is good that they bring their sexual orientation clearly expressed. Repressed sexuality can cause problems so be yourself. http://www.gay-police.eu/
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    Western culture experienced a major defeat in Japan

    McDonalds is planning to close 110 fast food restraunts in Japan.
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    Race card (parody)

    Can a white politician use it?
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    Twisted Hollywood movies

    I have seen a wide variety of disturbed movies, but this is the worst. A decent familyman has a secret "hobby". He ***** people. Well, fortunately he is trying to get help for his problem and he visit regularly AA-club meetings. :facepalm:
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    British Prime Minister Tony Blair

    Was he man of the peace and working class hero or warmonger and closet imperialist?
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    USA President 2016-betting

    I have never lost a bet and now I will bet 100 euro that the next American president is Mrs. Hillary Clinton. "Americans need a champion and I want to be that champion" (Mrs. Hillary Clinton) "She even botherd to come to Finland so she must be a tough and dutiful woman" (assari)
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    Most searched genre

    is probably always teenage girls so which of them is the biggest name at the moment? :dunno:
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    Worst Actors 2015

    Angelina Jolie Billy Bob Thornton Brad Pitt ^ These guys are either bad actors or they have always a role that does not suit them. They are not convincing. [Please Note: the attachment in this post has been deleted by moderator Mr_Stiffy] [Read more about the board rules: here]
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    Prehistoric *******

    This is a very complex subject so I try explain it in plain language. 1. God creted the *******. 2. He wanted that they live in peace so he made them vegetarians. 3. Nevertheless some of them ( Spinosaurus, T-Rex, Liopleurodon etc.) becan to hunt. 4. Why do some ******* start to **** another...
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    A philosophical question (parody)

    Do floors need carpets?
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    How fast would you go out of the room...

    ^ ...if there would be such a show?
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    When I meet other Christian people

    I never heard bitter words, swearing and I do not never notice jealousy.
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    Evil guy insults porn people (video)

    "No one deserves that kind of interview" (assari)
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    Happy Easter

    Easter is the oldest and most important Christian Holiday.
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    Chairman Mao's Little Red Book

    It is a book which has been talked about alot, but I quess only a few Westerner has read it. You can find it in PDF format if you want to get to know it. "Let a hundred flowers bloom" (Mao Zedong)
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    "The place where we come from"

    ^ That came to my mind when I saw this picture.
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    Alleged racist ****** at McDonalds

    A colored woman was waiting for a friend who was getting food and all of a sudden someone lit her hair on fire. Very and shameful and barbaric act. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/womans-hair-set-on-fire-at-macdonalds-in-alleged-racist-attac-10062171.html
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    Future servants

    In the near future human like robots take care all the household works. I wonder how many of them are ****** to share their bed with their owners.
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    Best TV News Anchor

    People often critiziced tv anchors, they say that most of them are uncivilized people with amusing opinions. I will not comment on that argument, but I know one thing: TV anchors main feature is their appearance. (Martha Maccallum)
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    God

    There is only one true God and he is in heaven. We (Christians and other people) must remember that he created us and the world. Let us be thankful to Him. Amen
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    Show girls posing with the guys

    It seems to me that these girls like these men.
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    Online discussions (parody)

    How seriously do you take them? 1. They do not affect me 2. I can sometimes get angry when I read them, but I do not show my feelings 3. I am willing to argue with a person who insult me 4. I am ready to meet my web enemy face to face
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    Amusing English sayings

    - "A pie dealer" -"Prick" -"No fuck, no ride" -"I am a fat cunt" -"Go fuck the duck" -"Oh bollocks" -Hunted down, fucked up" (Were found in the porn movies)
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    Gary Glitter

    Is he innocent rocker or malicious candy ungle?
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    A thread for European people

    Dear EU brothers and sistas, we know that very soon will come a day that unites us all and we all look forward to it very much. That day (23.5. 2015) will bring a great event called Eurovison Song Contest. Evening will be filled with good music, excitiment and this time it is going to be very...
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    People that look like monkeys

    Is there any? :sheep:
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    Can a woman or a man be a true porn star

    if they have not done a film or photo session where they have sex with the OPPOSITE sex. Yes or no? :facepalm:
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    The history of photographing

    The earliest known photograph was taken by French gentleman in 1826 or 1827. The image is blurry and it depicts the view from an upstairs windows. If I had taken the world's first photo I would have use color film. The oldest known photograph and Monsieur Joseph Nicephore Niepce who...
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    Elvis Presley (parody)

    Was he a racist?
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    What is the subject of this meeting?

    Is it a public trial, city council meeting or parliamentary conference?
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    World Mental Health Day

    It is estimated that about every third person use psychoactive *****. I quess this means that each of us knows at least one crazy person. (Global Mental Health Day 10, October)
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    A man with a strong palms

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    The best biscuits

    In past years Butta-biscuits were the best and they were also expensive. Their softnes transferred to those who ate them. Now they are no longer found in stores! :sheep:
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    The positive aspects of Islam

    Is there any?
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    Terrorist ****** in Copenhagen

    Three policeman wounded. It was art and freedom of speech-event and it was held in the cultural house. These Muslim extermist who did this are enemies of God and they will go to hell. Amen
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    The best hotels and motels

    Hotel Kakslauttanen, Lapland. The best-and the most expensive- place where I have been so far.
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    US highway police in action

    It seems that a single cop is quite helpless if he meets the ****** who is not willing to cooperate. "Get out the f*****g car!" :facepalm:
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    Positive thinking (parody)

    When someone says that things can not be worse I will answer that of course they can be and they also will be.
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    The best white rap-musician ever

    is Mr. Vanilla Ice. He is obviously a tough guy and he cares about music. (Vanilla Ice) :bowdown:
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    Jesus speaks

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    Spain

    Some of them take a *** in the middle of the day. (true) They speak quite loudly. (true) If the Spanish women likes you she put tits on your mouth. (sterotype / a one time experience)
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    How do men act when an unknow women offers them a head (prank video)

    It seems that such a question makes them confused what is not suprising.
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    British man had sex with the mailbox and was arrested

    Poor bastard, the world is cruel place for the object lovers. (Paul Bennett , the mailbox lover) http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/british-man-arrested-sex-sex-mailbox-article-1.2083035
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    "All White People Are Racist!"

    Says this racist cow. (University president Jane Close Conoley) http://infowars.com/university-president-all-white-people-are-racist
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    Should Christians vote?

    I would say no, but in a way we are ****** to do so. Which party should we vote? In my view neither of these: Conservatives or exterme left. Conclusion: we should give our voices to the Christian Democrats or Social Democrats Amen
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    A guestion for young men

    Who would be your ideal **********?
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    Who the fuck is this cunt?

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    American sandwich vs. European sandwich (parody)

    The European sandwich is usually quite modest. One piece of bread + a bit of margarine The American sandwich is not modest. Two or more pieces of bread + lots of fillings Which of these are better? Well, I would say that they are evenly matched, but their philosophy is very different...
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    Energy drinks, sin or not?

    I can not say yes or no because I do not ***** energy drinks, but let's see what this Christian woman has found out.
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