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    A dirty question

    How often you have to make a bubu?
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    I love Europe

    Any other continent can not be better that Europe. We have the freedom, we have the best politicians and we have the best beaches. EU = Love it or leave it
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    ****** clothing-poll

    Is it normal if the ****** is dressed in clothes? Yes or no
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    Saddam Hussein was a hated leader

    But someone might ask that were the situation in the Middle East better than now when he was in power. (Saddam Hussein, 5th President of Iraq)
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    Girl Power (parody)

    Girl power seems to be the same thing as this: a young woman performer is inappropriately clothed and try to be like a nympho In real life young woman do not want to have sex and they do not dress like some cheap slut. Conclusion: Girl power is a commercial fashion phenomenon (Miley...
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    The eternal thread

    Show me a picture that reflects you.
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    The word for sunday

    Blessed are the simple people. Amen
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    Aphorism

    "The morning without coffee is like sex without a regular partner" (assari)
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    Education

    I have many times heard these words: If you are not acadedemically trained you are a loser. Perhaps people who say things like that are right. :dunno:
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    How would you act if you hear that your best friend

    has received the HIV-virus?
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    Swimsuit for Muslim women

    Very stylish, I would say. (Burkini swimwear)
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    **** crimes

    What do you think when you hear that phrase?
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    Churches

    In my view the church should be modest wooden building which is always open and where all people are equal. It is sad that only a few people make regular visit to churches, but on the other hand only a few people are Christians. Amen
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    I do not like to eat in restraunts

    because I have heard that many chefs will put their cocks to meal before it is offered to the customer.
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    Cellars

    The old European tradition: Older guys imprison youg women and keep them in cellars. Conclusion: If I were a woman I would watch out for old men.
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    Jews dominate the pornography business?

    "Though Jews make up only 2 percent of the American population, they dominate porn" (Jewish academic Dr. Nathan Abrams)
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    Why do people discuss? (parody)

    I think it's just a habit ie. discussion topic is not always important thing. Conclusion: We chat with other people because we have noticed that others are are doing so.
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    Fat people

    I have participated in three student celebration this spring and one student was a very fat young women. When I gave her a bouquet of roses and a huge box of chocolates I began to think about why she is so obese. She has said that she wanted to be slimmer, but dieting is difficult when there...
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    If you had a female boss

    would you say to her that she is a girl?
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    How to read the Bible?

    I would say that there is no one right way to study the holy book. Here is my method. Open it random, read the text that comes out first and think about what you have just read. I found this message today: "Then you will know the truth and the truth will set you free" (John 8:32) Amen
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    Best TV-series moms

    If porn dan have a female counterpart then it must be Norma Louise Bates (Vera Farmiga). (Vera Farmiga)
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    A touching story

    Dog owner had been ten years seperated from her pet. The owner began to cry when she saw her dog. But the dog did not remember anymore its owner and it bit her hand.
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    Muhammad Ali

    Is a man who converted to Islam and one is his decision after that was that he refused to go to war. It would be great if all the other Muslims would make the same decision.
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    Porn related question

    When civil men and women vuki vuki they are close to each other and this situation often creates feelings. Does this happen also in porn? In plain language: Can Ron Jeremy accidentally fall in love with the woman who had sex with him in the front of camera? Yes or no
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    "You dirty old man, you dirty old bastard"

    This guy (formed Christian Democrat minister , current The True Finns congressman) was kicked out of his job (formation of new goverment) because he sent dirty Facebook messages to women. In my view small mistakes that are made outside of working hours should not be the reason that a person...
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    Who is this person

    who makes these "porn dan is a hypocrite"-threads? - porn dan? - spam robot? - Mr. Dino Velvet? :facepalm:
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    porn dave is a chauvinist

    He objectives women and say that they need to wear a veil.
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    olddicksyoungchix.com girls

    They are young, but they know how to be humorous.
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    Prime Minister of Luxemburg is now a husband

    I was wonder can he go to visit countries where homosexuality is a crime. ^ Map of 80 countries with laws against sexual relations between people of the same sex
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    Big fucked up TV-disaster

    The 2015 Big ******* has been canceled in Finland. I never really liked that program, but I know that it was an important part of TV culture.
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    porn dan at the stage?

    (I heard that he is a hard kicker)
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    Muslim girls converted to Christianity

    I belive that millions of Muslims are ready to make the same decision as soon as they receive a message from God.
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    The passage of time?

    I say that time does not exist. People and stuff changing and wear, but this phenomen is not related to time.
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    Summer 2015

    How are you going to spend it?
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    How much do you use ketchup? (parody)

    Do you use it normally or like Mr. Dino Velvet ie the whole bottle at once.
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    The Word for Sunday

    A boy named Eutychus was sittings in an open window and listening to preach. The sermon lasted so long that he fell ****** and fell from the window. A person who preached noticed what happend, ended his speech and went to help the injured. Moral of the story: Actions speak louder than words...
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    Is is ok to squeeze female MP candidates asses

    when they bother come to meet with voters? (Kristiina Salonen, SDP)
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    Bitch gets angry

    because her ******** is involved in a porn shooting.
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    The happiest porn star

    It is quite difficult to find a picture where she does not smile. (Riley Reid)
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    Who owns the Texas area? (parody)

    This is not my business in any way, but I want to ask one question. Is Texas area occupied terrority? If I understand correctly Texas was a Mexican area until 1848, then the United States used military ***** against the orginal owners and invaded their terrority. :facepalm:
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    The old woman receive a $148 fine because her rocking chair is noisy

    I do not want to interfere in Canadian matters, but I will say nevertheless that the elderly should not be treated this way. http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/01/woman-91-fined-100-for-noisy-rocking-chair-5177650/
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    Today seventy years ago

    30.04.1945: Adolf Hitler left the world and harldy anyone misses him because he was completely ****.
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    Motörhead

    Gossip argue Mr. Lemmy Kilmister tried to eat human. He said that it is not true, but he once bit the clown feet and it tasted funny.
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    TV characters sex life

    Al and Peg Bundy It is obvious that they do not have sex with each others anymore and furthermore Al is mentally impotent. What would help them?
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    The Word for Sunday

    "If anyone slaps you on the right cheeck, turn to them the other cheek also." (Matthew 5:39)
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    Butt crack-poll

    Does it bother you if you see a woman's butt crack in a puplic place? Yes or no
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    Can sexist humor be funny?

    Correct answer: Yes, but nowadays it is politically incorret to say that it can be fun.
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    Guns do not save lives

    This is probably the most tragic weapon related incident. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11318361/Two-year-old-boy-shoots-dead-******-in-idaho.html
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