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  1. parker

    Michael Jackson - Will It Never Go Away?

    I've not been schooled in the field of psychology, but nevertheless something tells me Jacko's personality (especially with regards to his "eccentricities") fits that of a ***** molestor to a tee. In fact, my gut feeling is that he's a textbook case. :2 cents:
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    Heidi Klum

    Re: Heidi Klum and Seal Engaged. I heard that they were dating some time ago. Wasn't there some hubbub regarding Heidi's modeling contract... something about her not being allowed to marry? :dunno:
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    Naughty Olsen Twins

    The photos are, but the Olsens aren't IMO. I know many others like them, but I think they're built like 13-year-olds... and that look doesn't do anything for me. :2 cents:
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    Naughty Olsen Twins

    I agree, but I have to wonder how that didn't prevent the Britney photo from getting an "A." She wears a lot of risque outfits, to be sure, but I've never seen her in anything where her breasts are completely visible.... unlike Tyra Banks, for example, who has dressed like that in public...
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    Rebecca Wild for 1 hour

    Thanks! :hatsoff:
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    Aria Giovanni - (No pix or links inside!)

    Re: Aria Giovanni Actually, she's saving herself for him. Unless they're not dating anymore. :dunno:
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    Tickle the girl...you know you want to!

    It gets boring rather quickly, but she is a cutie. :)
  8. parker

    Freeones taking his time

    Good idea Jennie. Squeaky wheel gets the grease. ;)
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    What would your life be like if...

    That's hilarious! :hatsoff: As for the topic at hand, I suppose life would be a much more inconvenient... ie. no e-mail, business transactions (if you're into that sort of thing), etc., but as for leisure I think I'd be OK as I don't have time to be online all that much, particularly as of late.
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    Rebecca Wild for 1 hour

    Pardon my naïveté, but what the hell is a "gfe?" :1orglaugh
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    Aria Giovanni - (No pix or links inside!)

    Re: Aria Giovanni I think her photo layouts and videos clearly demonstrate this statement to be true. I don't even like lesbian material, but I've come across enough of it in my time to know when somebody's just going through the motions (or even less). I assume she only does softcore g/g for...
  12. parker

    Naughty Olsen Twins

    The "fake rating" on it was only a C+. I'd be curious to see what an A looks like, because this fake seemed fairly convincing to my eyes. :dunno: It was only the fact that the real Olsens have stick figure bodies that gave it away for me. :D
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    Dont **** me

    That's funny... but a little freakish too. :eek:
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    Spring Thomas

    I agree... that's why I called it "pushing the envelope." She just pushes it farther than I care to see.
  15. parker

    Who's hotter: Sylvia Saint or Chloe Jones?

    I can't believe I've never posted to this thread before, prolly because I don't even think it's close.... Sylvia by mile. :) However,..... I know some members here don't like Sylvia; in fact some are downright cruel about it. I can't say I understand why they dislike her so much.
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    Spring Thomas

    She constantly drops racial epithets during her videos. I find that sort of thing offensive.
  17. parker

    Tsunami Aid

    Sorry, just a bit of kidding around. :o I only meant to say that I don't consider Gates' charitable efforts to be much of a redemption (at least not in my opinion of him).
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    Spring Thomas

    Spring is nasty little thing, which I generally like in pornstars, but I don't like her style of "pushing the envelope" when it comes to re-enforcing sterotypes. I'm don't mean to sound politically correct(something I generally dislike, but Spring's style goes past what I'd consider acceptable...
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    Tsunami Aid

    That's true, but I still think the camel's got a better shot at getting through the eye of that needle. ;)
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    Rebecca Wild for 1 hour

    I don't think I'd spend that much regardless.... it just seems like an exorbitant amount. I admit I was never much of a fan of Rebecca's, but I've seen "rates" for other pornstars - a shocking number of them do "******" work on the side... and their prices are just as high as Rebecca's, if not...
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    Happy Birthday, Bobbi Eden!

    Happy birthday. Sorry I'm a bit late! :)
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    Canadian Pornstars

    This thread might be of interest to you.
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    Who DON"T you like?

    Then you must have pretty small arms. ;)
  24. parker

    Alley Baggett

    Quite a few of these are new to me. Thanks for the contributions. Alley's one of the few Playmates that I never get tired of. :hatsoff:
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    MY fav pornstars and centerfolds

    What do those numbers mean? I don't have my Enigma Machine handy... :D
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    Michelle Marsh

    Re: * * * Michelle Marsh Page 3 Girl * * * You're wasting your time posting more photos, CH, as I believe any more than 2 per thread gets deleted.
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    Sunrise Adams

    Re: sunrise adams new tits I like Sunrise, however.... Is it just me, or does she look way too serious in half of her photos? :dunno:
  28. parker

    How about Favorite CD of 2004

    I don't care for the newer material. War is by far their best album IMO.
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    Ur Faviot Porn Stars

    I was only kidding. :)
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    Weird Porn!

    It's on this thread. Don't say I didn't warn you! :eek:
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    long time reader first time poster

    :wave2:
  32. parker

    Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004

    Not to pile on LR, but he isn't half as articulate as this chap either.... I think your sixth sense is in error this time. BTW, I meant to say "Raven," not "Christy Canyon" in my other post. I was thinking of Christy at the time and somehow the wires got crossed. :D :o
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    Bad news for the adult industry

    I'd be surprised if there's any industry where safety doesn't take a backseat to profits. BTW, the part about Sharon Mitchell's reason for retiring was shocking. I hadn't heard that story before. :shocked: Thanks for the article, UJ. :hatsoff:
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    Ur Faviot Porn Stars

    No offense, but I have trouble believing this topic has been discussed before. ;)
  35. parker

    Weird Porn!

    Wasn't the "hobo porn" you brought us last time weird enough? :D
  36. parker

    Lesbians turn me on

    I think Andy Warhol once said the same thing. :laugh: Too bad not many people are going to get that joke... :(
  37. parker

    Freeones in bullet time!!!

    Did you say your pigeon was healthy? I **** ****** rich people.... :D
  38. parker

    whats the age of consent in usa?

    This is the point I've been trying to make for some time now.... I'm glad someone else sees it too. I have no problem with the "18 law," and I have no problem obeying it, but I also have no problem with questioning that law or, for that matter, any other law. Laws reflect culture, and culture...
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    Your favorite movie of 2004

    The remark about "big name actors" is so true. I've noticed that, whenever someone mentions the title a movie I've never heard of my first question is, invariably, "So what's it about?" However, whenever I'm introducing a movie to someone the first question is almost always, "So who's in it?"...
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    2004

    I had a good year in general. If 2005 goes as well I'll be happy. :)
  41. parker

    Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004

    I would be shocked if LR liked Christy Canyon or even knew who she was. If that's not the case, then I seriously underestimated his tastes. :D
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    Stacy Valentine

    Stacy's been gone for a while now. I don't believe there were any special circumstances surrounding her departure, I assume she just retired. Most pornstars only do films for a couple of years before they call it quits.... though many seem to do "comebacks" a few years later. In fact, some...
  43. parker

    Happy New Year

    Well, if this isn't a welcome surprise! Happy New Year, bibo, and best wishes to all. Hopefully, your N.Y. celebrations were joyous and went off without any unpleasantries. :party:
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    Best movies of the 90's

    I don't normally dig up old threads, but I was thinking about The Sweet Hereafter today, and it occurred to me that I forgot to include it in my list of Best Films of the '90s. This is a quality film, the kind that is all but impossible to find in movies today. For anyone that appreciates...
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    Naughty Olsen Twins

    This one's been posted before, and I'll say now what I said then: it's a well-done fake, but a fake nonetheless. How can I be so certain? Because the girls in this photo have curves.
  46. parker

    Easy Rider

    That is cheesy! :laugh:
  47. parker

    Me in my own Call on me video

    I liked it! :)
  48. parker

    Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004

    To each his own. I'd take Mimi over Nicole in a heartbeat. In fact, I don't particularly care for NK.
  49. parker

    Freeones in bullet time!!!

    Re: Freeone's in bullet time!!! Ha! I didn't think anyone would get that! Indeed I am nostalglic, but those days before I got a high-speed connection are not typically ones I look back on fondly. Taking almost 10 min to d/l 5 mb.... Yeeeessshhh!!!!! :eek:
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