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  1. parker

    HOLY ****!!! Bush just ordered a draft!!!

    Didn't Bush give up ******* entirely some years ago? ******** or not, it's odd to see him posing for a photo in a bar.
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    who is this busty milf

    Warning: This link tried to infect my PC with a virus!!! :eek:
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    Your Favorite CD/Album Cover

    I know this is a cliche response but I've always been taken with the cover art for The Clash's London Calling. Simply put, it is punk rock. http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/530/532453.jpg Also, considering the nature of this site, I can't resist the temptation to mention Roger...
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    Nina Mercedez

    Well put.
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    It's Official: Arafat is Dead

    :georges: I've always been quick to acknowledge that there's two sides to the Middle East debate, but when it comes to Arafat my feelings are decidely clear. As Georges points out, Arafat's hands have long been stained with the ***** of innocent victims and, in my opinion, nothing can undo...
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    I know someone posted it....

    Not bad, but I couldn't get her to do much. Damnit, why can't she be more like the chicken? ;)
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    20 Reasons Why you shouldn't post your picture on the internet:

    I like that... shows some creativity. :)
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    What are you?

    ... a malignant perpetrator who loves to conquer hooters. :yinyang:
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    Jordan Capri

    :thumbsup:
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    Which Star Has Embarrased Themself The MOst?

    Good points on Jacko, enough to change my mind about the question posed on this thread. The three ring circus Jacko calls a life is something to be utterly ashamed of. No wonder he's a loon!
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    Please post hot black babes! (no hardcore)

    Adriana is Mexican.
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    Lanny Barbie / Lanny Barby

    "right-click, save, right-click, save..." Much thanks, Fallon. :glugglug:
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    Which Star Has Embarrased Themself The MOst?

    Milli Vanilli was a close second for me, but I gave Ashlee the nod over them as Ashlee was literally caught in the act of faking.
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    new volkswagen logo!

    That joke is terrible.... don't know why I liked it. :D
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    Nipple Slips of ***********

    My guess is she was either ***** or stoned. Take a good look at her eyes and you'll see what I mean.
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    Which Star Has Embarrased Themself The MOst?

    A quick comment on Paris Hilton: does she qualify as a "star?" I doubt it... In any event, there's no way she's embarrassed. That would imply her "scandal" wasn't planned... and I'm quite confident it was. From the list of choices given, I'll say Ashlee Simpson, though her predicament...
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    Who Do You Think Is The MOst Beautiful *****?

    My choice as well! :thumbsup:
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    Please post hot black babes! (no hardcore)

    I assume you mean Heather Hunter.... and I'm fairly sure Tia's not black.
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    Do you believe in God?

    I never thought I'd see someone boast about such a thing. Interesting... BTW, as much as I dislike cop-out options in polls, I think a "maybe" or something to that effect would have been suitable this time. Yes or no? I'd venture to guess that for many the answer is not quite so simple.
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    New FreeOnes Board Style

    To be honest I thought the old look was better. :2 cents:
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    Mix your own sexy video

    Very nice ;) Now I know music video directors are overpaid... :D
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    Ashlee Simpson

    That and reality tv shows and/or "dramas" that feature popstars.
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    Michelle Marsh

    I admit I didn't take to Michelle at first, but I've since then been converted.
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    Nipple Slips of ***********

    Your link didn't work so I found another: http://luvtheboobs.com/celebs.php?g=Tara_Reid_P_Diddy_Ball_Nipple_Slip&pg=2&f= The photos are real... from what I understand Tara was quite upset about the ordeal. This is one of the wrorst boob jobs I've ever seen. I don't find the photos to be the...
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    Freeones babes top 20 - last year

    That's a good point; I'd forgotten that. That bloke she's with is so revolting I try to avoid anything with him in it.
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    Which do you value more Beauty or Performance?

    You're welcome. :)
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    Who is in your avatar?

    Not to split hairs, but red and black are the traditional colours of a checkerboard, not a chess board. However, I imagine it's used for chess as well... :)
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    Freeones babes top 20 - last year

    It's been a year or more since she's done b/g. She's done a few g/g scenes since then, which I'm sure will get released at a ridiculously slow rate to build up the drama (or in my case, apathy). Jenna may not be officially retired, but she's close enough for me to think of her that way. In...
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    Nominate your most hated novelty record..

    I wholeheartedly agree. As for "U Can't Touch This," by MC Hammer... Rick James called, he'd like his song back!!! :thefinger
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    How many?

    By surname alone, over 400000, but there's no other Parker, so my actual results are "zero." That's all Mum's fault... :D
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    pornstar classics X

    No. I don't know if they're posted or not, but one thing I am certain of... watching the movie in 10s clips does not do it justice. :2 cents:
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    pornstar classics IX

    Well, I don't normally bother watching 10s clips, but if you really want to know.... 1. I DO know her, sorry her name escapes me. 2. Looks like Taija Rae (with dark hair), but I couldn't get a good look at her face. 3. Colleen Brennan (redhead) and Mai Lin (asian). 4. Karen Summer 5...
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    Jordan Capri

    Jordan's exceptionally cute but the whole "tease routine" gets boring rather quick.
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    Freeones babes top 20 - last year

    I wonder how many years it'll take before the people doing Jenna searches realize she's retired? :D
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    Is black eye makeup sexy?

    I don't care for it generally speaking.
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    Fighting Techniques

    Here's my vote for Post of the Month.
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    Who is in your avatar?

    We did this thread once before, but many have changed their avatar's since then.... I still have Kay Parker as mine, however. :)
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    ****'s Ambassador

    You ought to PM that guy who keeps posting a link to Britney Spears. I have a feeling the two of you would get along famously! ;) Unless the two of you are really the same person... :D
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    Do you like tan skin ?

    I agree, including the part about Felicia (the only g/g pornstar I like.)
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    Porn star data?

    Interesting work. Just don't get caught... :D
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    Serena Williams

    I was unaware of this. I remember the uproar over Tula Cossey, a transexual, posing for Playboy years ago. I would have thought that there'd be a similar controversy if it ever happened again, ***** or no ***** involved.
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    Fighting Techniques

    Back in my youth, I briefly took up Jeet Kune Do. I didn't stay with it long enough to really appreciate it... I truly regret that. The thing that makes JKD different from most, if not all, other fighting styles is the environment. JKD is geared to be extremely realistic. If you can handle...
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    childporn

    This is by far the most insightful remark I've read on this subject in a very long time. (BTW, I believe Pete was cleared of all charges.)
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    Freeones babes top 20 - last year

    The usual suspects.... :*****:
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    What country would you like to visit the most?

    That's a difficult question... there's quite a few I'd like to see. I suppose my first thought would be to say Germany. I once made a very quick passage through the country and, ever since then... I've regretted not having had the chance to look around. :(
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    do you **** my sexy queen ?

    "Hatred" is such a strong word I tend not to use it unless I really mean it. Therefore, no, I don't **** Britney. However, I regret to inform you that the "queen' is, in fact, a skank. Also, you have a bit of an "obsession" problem with her. You might want to get that looked at... :D
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    Your favourite quote from a movie

    Dr. Strangelove is one of my all-time fav movies. Excellent choice. :hatsoff:
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    Who will win the election?

    It's going to be extremely close, but I have a gut feeling Kerry will win. My reasons for feeling so? Well one of the most and important factors in any election (and particularly US elections where voter turnout is relatively low in comparison to other democracies) is mobilization...
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    Ashlee Simpson

    As I stated earlier, I don't usually watch the show, but yesterday I made a point of taping it as I had a feeling they might poke fun what occured with Ashlee.... and of course they did. The mock Osama bin Laden tape where he berates the show was priceless. :)
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    Your favourite quote from a movie

    I'm sure I could come up with quite a few if I put my mind to it, however... Off the top of me head.... I thought Almost Famous had a superb screenplay (I believe it was nominated for an Oscar in this category). One of my fav lines came from Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this...
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