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:facepalm: for all of these unlikely-to-happen pix...:facepalm:

The bigger question is--does the American soccer fan really want it to become popular in the U.S.? I'm not so sure. I like it being a "hipsters only" sport fan base here in the States. Let the WalMart pig crowd stuff their faces with the NFL and Neckcar :yesyes:

IF he gets a jumpshot...he's been in the association for a few years now...:dunno: His defense is also kinda crappy. LeBron can shut him down but not many other guards can. Didn't your Lakers put Kobe on him and that pretty much silenced Rondo? ******, it's the American way....the yankees, the...

So far...pretty even between Heat/Olando... LeBron can't get his shot to fall. Bosh is playing well. DWade...okay. I'm thinking 96 - 88 Miami wins....

Miami (FL) at Virginia--If the Canes lose this one....:wave2: Shannon. Oklahoma St. at Kansas St. (I'll go with the Manhattan crazies on Halloween...) Purdue at Illinois (Andro gets bent over by the Zookies :shocked:) Northwestern at Indiana (easy win for the Wildcats) Tennessee at South...

^ If they take both Houses, then the Dems will simply filibuster everything that makes it to the Senate.

These kinds of journalists-in-jail stories will be the norm if the Teabaggers were to actually succeed and run their Totalitarian ChristianCapitalist form of Govt....:facepalm:

A very mediocre 7. One of the strongest actions he deserves 100% credit for is saving General Motors. Without Obama we wouldn't have GM, and by extension, Ford. His greatest absolute failure is not bringing all troops and contractors home from the Middle East. I think he dodged a major...

USC 38 Oregon 31

I like to see YMIHERE shoot a massive load. He's known as "The Howitzer" around these parts....:surprise:

^ :rofl2: Post of the year material :bowdown:

I stick with college teams through thick and thin. I remember when my Trojans got our asses kicked by ND and ucla for year after year after year. The recent scandals do tarnish the glory, to some degree, but Reggie Bush's shenanigans off the field didn't help his greatness on the field. I ****...

I hope she takes him to the cleaners. He's a douche. However, she's very dull on the eye. I thought he would be banging a 10 not a 6 :facepalm:

I think Charlie Sheen's bootycall will be giving us all a public Golddiggin' lesson...

bumpalaya....

Marcus Allen should be #1, imo...

Did winning Miss Freeones catapult her to this crown? :dunno: If this title from Stern plus the Miss Freeones = 2/3 of the Triple Crown for Porn stars, what would the 3rd crown be?

:rofl2: Not likely, ***....

'Noles are sloooooow out of the gate tonight....:facepalm: Ponder is the most frustrating to watch QB in the nation (even more than Jacory Harris) :******:

I give Gisele the slight lean in the looks dept mostly because she has bigger boobs than BM, HOWEVER....I suspect BM is MUCH BETTER in the sack than GB. :yesyes: Gisele was bangin' Leo DiCaprio and, most likely, that was not the greatest sex ever happening between those two :facepalm: I...

I liked the Heat when Kobe hijacked the Lakers and they shipped The Big Leprechaun to Miami back in the day. After the Championship my interest went back to the Celtics and "The Big 3"... But, as evidenced by the Celtic 3 getting rocked by the shitty Cavs last night, the Celts are a bunch of...

How are "the fantabulous boobulouses" doing?

Simple but effective :thumbsup: Not happy to hear there will be no Riddler :******: I do not question the brilliance of Mr. Nolan. :bowdown: Another good development---NO 3D BULLSHIT!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

One thing is for certain, if the Tea Bagger philosophy were to win out---it would be the end of America as a super power and as Pax Americana. The Empire would crumble as other countries--not just China and India--but Germany, England, Sweden--would all fly by us in every metric. We would be...

Barring injuries to the Big 3...the Heat will lose no more than 12 games this season. When the Heat beat Orlando, will everyone come back here and post, "We knew they would be good in the regular season...."blah blah blah... The Lakers have injury issues. The Celtics looked old and slow last...

^ Oh, I've got the crowns measured already ;):nanner: I definitely see the egos being checked for this season. Will this team work for the long haul? Err.........:confused:

^ How 'bout a putting lesson?

The Emirates or Old Trafford?

Oh, the lady knows how to play? :shocked: Maybe seeing you in a short skirt, teeing up a ball, that might add a few yards to my drive, I bet :thumbsup: C'mon dude. Live a little. What's the worst thing that could happen...you get escorted from the company in handcuffs? Take it from me, that's...

^ I could wear them around my neck the next time I take to the golf course. Always lookin' for that elusive hole-in-one...;)

^ I would tuck them under my pillow and ~*****~ that you'd come lookin' for 'em :thumbsup:

^ LeBron and DWade aren't Kobe. Kobe is a ball hog and a glarer at anyone who dares to take more than two shots. DWade and LeBron will share the ball. LeBron loves to set up teammates. DWade was pretty useless tonight. He kept clanging shots off the side of the goddamn backboard. How many...

I give her 8.9 chili peppers out of 10. Very hot latina. Truth be told, I've been stealth watching "12 Corazones" on Univision lately because the Hostess of that show is smoking hot, and the latina contestants on that show :bowdown::bowdown:

^ Hmm....somebody wants my sweaty boxers draped over her monitor...

:surprise: You wanna rock it with Jwoww too :surprise: {{{{{{LeT mE bE tHe GuY...lEt Me Be ThE gUy}}}}}}}

^ Not bad at all!

Another easy win for the Bronco badasses... Woooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nature Rock...no, BRONCO ROCK is back!!!!!!!! WoooOOoooOO!!!

I have never thought to sniff the chair of a lady. I suppose they fart, too, and maybe some of them have been known to leave some skid marks in their thongs, especially after some crappy mexican food at lunch. I instead opt to lay down a trail of jizz on their seats, and I like to leave my...

What would Kobe do? :dunno: I think you should have peeped through the keyhole of your neighbor. That fat trucker whose farts you hear through the paper thin walls, that would've helped alleviate your pain...

I blame The Bieber for the Deficit :mad:

Does Bec Hewitt have big knockers? She's very pretty :thumbsup:

I thought the Heat played pretty impressive defense for a team that hadn't played a complete game together in the preseason. The Heat started off poorly but got stronger as the game wore on. Once they jell...it's lights out Eastern Conference :thefinger I thought the Celtics played very...

We must continue to administer facials to ladies, or as I call them, bitches, because it is how we, men, make them submit to our authority. It's how the social order is maintained. If we didn't give them facials, the next thing that would happen, they would ~squirt~ in OUR faces :shocked: If...

:thefinger If ya can't beat 'em...then lead the Bandwagon :yesyes:

This Cop was obviously looking for a :blowjob:. I suggest you oblige him next time Whimsy before he hauls your ass off to jail :shocked:

RIP oh great one... :cthulhu::cthulhu::cthulhu:

I think Robert Pattinson and the dude from "Glee" are clones...

I want me the Jack Purcell tennis shoes that Tennis Magazine featured this month. I would post a pic but I can't find one. Run out and take a look in the latest Tennis mag :bowdown:

****, I remember that Teague/TO moment like it was yesterday...:******: I'm going away to take a *** and ***** away this sudden depression I'm feeling...