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From "Sex Commandos" Rebecca Wild's fuck scene out by the pool. I forgot the name of the guy in the scene. It will empty my balls everytime :o

I think it's awesome :bowdown: Now, if we can only double the size of avatars.....;)

Would whites have the same dropout and crime rates if they were sequestered in an inner-city ghetto where they could be monitored by the policeand where the schools, relying on property tax rates for teacher salaries and supplies, were in shambles compared to schools out in suburbia with those...

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There is nothing left for you to do except have as much hot, sweaty sex with WINNERS as possible. It's the best way you can express your disappointment at having to suffer through such a huge cloud of LOSER. I happen to know where you can find a winner :stands in front of a mirror: :wave2: The...

Hmm. Are we talking about commercials in-game or during broadcast? Because I gotta tell ya...I watched quite a few World Cup matches and I don't recall seeing too many commercial cutaways during the actual match play...:rolleyes: I have no doubt they stuffed a shitload of commercials during the...

:hit: :yesyes::thefinger

Goddamn. My Dolphins are getting bent over and pounded...:facepalm: What. The. Fuck. We better see some better fucking playcalling this next drive or this game is over.... Rex Ryan looks like he snuck over to Sea World and gobbled all of Shamu's fishes....geez, dude, feel free to mix in a...

^ You left the bar with DIRKY!!! :mad::mad::mad: You told me he smelled stanky and you thought he'd ~pop~ the moment you unzipped his fly... KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garlic bread is good but kinda stanky too...give me those sticks :yesyes:

Re: Ava Addams / FTV Luna Hmmm....do we have here an early fav for Miss Freeones 2011 :yesyes:

Well my day went up in ~flames~..the irish got pummeled, West Virginny didn't pull the upset..Bama didn't *****, and the gutty little bruins pwned Texas :rolleyes: Thank god I'm not a gamblin' man :thefinger :o

I'd still hit it...:yesyes:

Which countries are bankrupt today? Are we closer to Bankruptcy than they are? There are too many people on the planet today. People in this country want Medicare and Social Security and they don't want for profit healthcare because of its unfairness. Taxes have to go up to provide the...

^ Bama didn't even play well at all. They were ripe for the taking... It looks like Florida has solved its offensive woes just in time for next week's huge one...

I get my best work done on Saturday, honey...

If by unknown our Centrist friend actually meant "never was mentioned or shown on FixedNoise before 2007" then I would've agreed with that :facepalm::cthulhu:

^ Some might call me a contemporary Renaissance man. I'm wondering if it's worthwhile to sift through Andro's post history and find out if he (or she :rolleyes:) ever took a dump in one of Boothy's threads....

Wut da fook? C'mon Broncos!!!! :mad: Maybe the Beavs painting their cooches blue this week really worked after all...:rolleyes:

Fixed and let's wave to the attention whores. :wave2: Boothy--way to go :glugglug: Let me know when you want me to come over and set up the bathtub cam, the bedroom romp cam, the kitchen cam, etc. :boobies: :rubbel: :thumbsup: Just thinking up ways for you to pay off that mortgage quicker...

How 'bout you and me go to the ***, head to the monkey cages and see if a human will evolve before our eyes for us to ask?

Arkansauce melted down, definitely. Ryan Mallett's draft stock just when in the shitter...probably out of the first round now. WHAT THE FUCK ucla?????? Thank you for not showing up today Texas :facepalm::anonymous Ahrite. I am a believer in stanford now. They just pounded the irish and made...

Christine O'Donnell: 'Evolution Is A Myth. Why Aren't Monkeys Still Evolving Into Humans?' (VIDEO) :facepalm: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/25/christine-odonnell-evolution-monkeys_n_739131.html This one might be the one that puts an end to her national coverage...

Memo to all the chest thumpin' Conservatives who have been crowing about a GOP takeover this coming November. NOT SO FUCKING FAST :rofl: If this is true....than we might as well say goodbye to the GOP as a viable political body for the next 15 years!!! CHRISTMAS ARRIVES EARLY FOR THE DEMS...

^ Hmm, since you're taking the year off then....I think there's room on one bandwagon for you! Come aboard ***!

Re: Most Anti-Gay Mega Church Pastor Linked to Gay Affairs w/Teens from Youth Ministr If only this one tagged along with the other Pastor to the Strip Club...maybe he could've been saved.... I shudder to think where this guy's collection plate money ended up:facepalm::surprise: How can the...

How 'bout Spunk :thumbsup:

Re: Lady Gaga without Make up. ^ :facepalm: Somebody just stepped on a nerdmine...

^ Any makeout stories you'd like to share...we're all :bigear:

Examples please. :wave2:

Gameday trotted out the stat that this is the first time in the BCS era that all Top 8 teams might finish September undefeated :dunno: Dirky goin' against his Irish :shocked: Dude...you can't run your mouth now if the irish pull an upset that even I (dome hater) think they can do! Remember...

Goons...:facepalm: Wtf was that today? :anonymous: I watched the game here and we got worked over by West Brom. Wtf? I guess if we're going to lose, this is the weekend to lose. Chelski lost and spuds took a shock loss too. However. Is it time to get rid of Andrey Arshavin? He seemed...

^ Gee, when I read a thread title that I don't like, I kinda stay out of that thread. :dunno:

Re: Lady Gaga without Make up. ^ antidote: picture Rosie O'Donnell with breast implants and 50 lbs lighter from some hardcore stairmaster action. There, better?

^ :facepalm: I'm going to start keeping track of all the statements of war I read around here that smack of nothing more than false bravado... As if we have the money to start a third useless war in the middle east...:facepalm:

Baseball is on the way down. The people who actually bother to go to baseball games today spend more time on their fucking cellphones/iPhones than actually watching the game. Baseball's only hope is to contract about 6 teams and load up the rosters with talent so teams aren't playing Zombie...

Last I checked O'Donnell hadn't assumed a powerful position yet. She's going to lose badly on election day anyway (Karl Rove HATES HER) so her candidacy is more amusement than serious. Maybe she's a reverse cowgirl fan?

:facepalm: Vegans...Girlfriends...CHINESE FOOD...:mad: ENOUGH ALREADY!

Everytime I'm ready to dismiss Snooki I see a pic that makes me think twice...and she's got some :boobies:

Re: Lady Gaga without Make up. Pic 2 not bad. What happened to Lady Gaga's ~secret rack~ :weeping:

For a weekend of sex, ***** and room service....YOUR CHOICE Lady Gaga or Snooki

Check out "Bad Romance" vid..she looks somewhat pretty in that one actually. I bet she is a freak in the sack too :shocked:

South Carolina 23 Aubbie 16

^ You have uncovered the dilemma. Does a hot body mean a "green light" in all situations when it comes to banging? I say, YES, IT DOES :yesyes: Gaga's body is pretty tight/curvy...

Dan Quayle was to HW Bush as Palin was to McCain. I remember that debate slam by Lloyd Bentson, but I didn't remember Quayle's bitchy little, "That was uncalled for Senator!" ....:facepalm: Geesh. Next time you get clowned, Quayle, just stare down at your notes.

I have come to the conclusion I would totally hit it :hit:with Lady Gaga :yesyes:

He's probably there finding inspiration for his sermons... THOU SHALL NOT POP A BONER DURING A LAPDANCE....

^ Obama was unknown until 2007? :facepalm: You really are the last person I'll go to for my Obama info...:******: Do you remember, I dunno, 2004? Google Obama and 2004 :dunno: Serious question. Do you ever swoop off from your Centrist perch to actually learn anything real about the Dems?

And a busted watch is correct twice a day... :dunno: Don't we want a bit higher quality in our politicians than this stupid nightmare chick?