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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    Want to try a Shemale ****** in UK - but which one ?

    It was the Bearded Lady moonlighting.
  2. Vlad The Impaler

    Workers discover 18th century ship buried at World Trade Centre site

    Damn it! I knew I heard that one before.
  3. Vlad The Impaler

    Workers discover 18th century ship buried at World Trade Centre site

    You may have stumbled upon a new conspiracy theory. At the very least a new urban legend.
  4. Vlad The Impaler

    Happy Saint Swithun's Day. . .

    My apologies. I'm always getting those two mixed up.:updown:
  5. Vlad The Impaler

    Workers discover 18th century ship buried at World Trade Centre site

    I **** it when you post first, cause anything after that is but a shadow in comparison. Pretty cool about the boat though.:dunno:
  6. Vlad The Impaler

    Very cool sculptures made from a single piece of paper

    That is fuckin cool. And the ones Dirkie had aren't bad either.
  7. Vlad The Impaler

    Fossil links humans and monkeys

    I believe in aliens. :bigjump:
  8. Vlad The Impaler

    Fossil links humans and monkeys

    WTF was I talkin about?:uohs:
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    Fossil links humans and monkeys

    Provide evidence they did. There is none. Not for homo sapiens. That's why we've been looking for the missing link for the past 100 years. Because there is no proof. If humans evolved from apes, Then there wouldnt be any apes.
  10. Vlad The Impaler

    Fossil links humans and monkeys

    Gay. First you have to assume humans evolved from apes, which they didn't. And one fossil does not a fact make.
  11. Vlad The Impaler

    15 Amazing Moments

    Hope that cop's alright. :1orglaugh
  12. Vlad The Impaler

    Happy Saint Swithun's Day. . .

    Stupid holiday. Everyone knows its always miserable in England regardless of what some groundhog might see.
  13. Vlad The Impaler

    The Biggest 6 in Cricket !!!!!!!

    Whatever you say. Just don't get offended by some of the posts that are gonna get left here. On a serious note; my buddy from Wales loves it. Couldn't get into it myself.
  14. Vlad The Impaler

    Oh boy, don't forget. That would be quite a shock to Grammy. And she's just getting out of the...

    Oh boy, don't forget. That would be quite a shock to Grammy. And she's just getting out of the hospital. She don't need to go right back! :shocked:
  15. Vlad The Impaler

    The Biggest 6 in Cricket !!!!!!!

    Yes! Another thread about a lame ass sport we can completely defile.
  16. Vlad The Impaler

    Ah, true. I forgot about the no porn zone.

    Ah, true. I forgot about the no porn zone.
  17. Vlad The Impaler

    Prettiest Face / Most Beautiful Pornstar, Babe or Cеleb

    Re: Prettiest Female face? I was just about to recommend that Moon. :tongue:
  18. Vlad The Impaler

    I understand. After a couple of days away ones mind begins to heal.;)

    I understand. After a couple of days away ones mind begins to heal.;)
  19. Vlad The Impaler

    At least one foot in the gutter at all times around here! Better safe than sorry!

    At least one foot in the gutter at all times around here! Better safe than sorry!
  20. Vlad The Impaler

    LOL. I know. It was just too easy!:yummie:

    LOL. I know. It was just too easy!:yummie:
  21. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks baby. But I don't think hangin is the problem.;):kiss:

    Thanks baby. But I don't think hangin is the problem.;):kiss:
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    I didn't know your grandma was in the hospital. Is that where you've been staying? As for not...

    I didn't know your grandma was in the hospital. Is that where you've been staying? As for not noticing your gone, yeah right! At least this time I got a heads up.;)
  23. Vlad The Impaler

    I'm good honey. I'm so glad you get me. I just have to be a wiseguy, I can't help it most of the...

    I'm good honey. I'm so glad you get me. I just have to be a wiseguy, I can't help it most of the time. How's it goin? Ya done with the house sitting?
  24. Vlad The Impaler

    Damn it. I knew you were gonna see that post. You know I'm just being a smartass I hope:(...

    Damn it. I knew you were gonna see that post. You know I'm just being a smartass I hope:(. Really I was pointing out the one and done type girls. I DO NOT feel that way about you!
  25. Vlad The Impaler

    One porn site per woman on the planet?

    My take is that women think they're somehow gonna get rich & famous by doing this. But I could be wrong. They might just be whores.:dunno:
  26. Vlad The Impaler

    2010 Ford Mustang; "The most customizable Mustang ever"

    Re: 2011 Ford Mustang GT officially rolls with a 5.0 V8 I can't even afford to give the one I have a tune-up. :(
  27. Vlad The Impaler

    Your unique single favourite babe, if you had to decide and show to the world?

    Yessir.:hatsoff: And Penny Mathias. The women in my sig that keeps getting taken away from me.
  28. Vlad The Impaler

    Weird similarities between Kennedy and Lincoln

    I know they did. I was just fuckin with ya. And no I have something worse; a phone.
  29. Vlad The Impaler

    50 Hottest Athlete Wives

    I'd like to see just one of the guys this retard cut on show up at his front door.
  30. Vlad The Impaler

    Weird similarities between Kennedy and Lincoln

    Go read your 2 Congratulatory threads, While you listen to Bob Dylan.:tongue:
  31. Vlad The Impaler

    Seriously though

    Come on you know you want it.
  32. Vlad The Impaler

    How to listen to Bob Dylan.

    With the sound off.
  33. Vlad The Impaler

    Weird similarities between Kennedy and Lincoln

    Cool. The erie part is how so many dates line up 100 years apart. :eek:
  34. Vlad The Impaler

    Where are y'all from??

    A coffin in Romania. And I'm clostrophobic.
  35. Vlad The Impaler

    Star Wars reboot, anyone?

    Yeah, so either he's lying or DelRay is. They say that they have to check with him before they write anything.
  36. Vlad The Impaler

    Star Wars reboot, anyone?

    Well every time I ever read anything from the authors of the novels they were talking up down left right about how the novels are gospel. Lying bastards! But its more the work of DelRay than it is the fans. This I know is not true cause I have the box set trilogy with interviews with Lucas...
  37. Vlad The Impaler

    What Do You Gentleman Like to See in a Scene??????

    Yes! I'm an incurable smart ass.:nanner:
  38. Vlad The Impaler

    Star Wars reboot, anyone?

    Every single novel in the expanded universe is cannon. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Canon
  39. Vlad The Impaler

    Guys: Finger up the butt? Like it or don't?

    Yep. A colonoscopy is the worst. Feels like your gonna **** all over everybody in the room for about 2-3 hours.
  40. Vlad The Impaler

    Guys: Finger up the butt? Like it or don't?

    Only when I have diarrhea.
  41. Vlad The Impaler

    Flacid penises!

    Yet one more "please tell me I'm not a loser" thread from, believe it or not, the self proclaimed " perfect 1".
  42. Vlad The Impaler

    Star Wars reboot, anyone?

    There was never any plans for "the next 3". Lucas wrote a back story to establish where everyone came from. All the books in the Star Wars Universe are Canon, completely authorized by Lucas.
  43. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks Bio!:glugglug:

    Thanks Bio!:glugglug:
  44. Vlad The Impaler

    There is no Scientific Consensus that Life is Important

    Its what makes some threads longer than others.
  45. Vlad The Impaler

    There is no Scientific Consensus that Life is Important

    OK, don't **** yourself, and I'll buy you an icecream.
  46. Vlad The Impaler

    There is no Scientific Consensus that Life is Important

    It was reverse psychology! I admit I've never had any formal training in it. But it was worth a shot. I mean I thought so at the time.
  47. Vlad The Impaler

    There is no Scientific Consensus that Life is Important

    OK, go ahead, **** yourself. But I have faith in the double 0 of 7.
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