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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    Who was your first ********* crush?

    Then sit down before you fall...hell! LOL I **** me.
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    Europeans, do you have extended ****** in the States?

    I had to Google it. But it was something about having illegitimate American babies.
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    Europeans, do you have extended ****** in the States?

    I think the original question has been answered. And that answer is: No, and even if I did I wouldn't admit it. And if some dopey American claims to be related to me I will deny it until my dying breath. I think that's the overall consensus.
  4. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks U. I'd still wait for the free 2 minute clips though. I'm cheap & broke!:glugglug:

    Thanks U. I'd still wait for the free 2 minute clips though. I'm cheap & broke!:glugglug:
  5. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Thanks Ice. I should be able to catch the second half. I get my little girl on Sundays.
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    Best Pussy / Pussy you'd like to eat

    Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? Lucia Tovar. Coin slot. http://img255.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=83822_10_123_355lo.jpg
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    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    What time (e.s.t.) Ice?
  8. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Yeah, but I'm not sure what your gettin at here. And I'm not being a jerk. Plus its almost 2 in the morning where I'm at so my comprehension skills aren't working up to par at the moment.
  9. Vlad The Impaler

    girls getting ****** Out??

    I was with some bitch in a hotel room, she wanted me to do that **** and beat her. I didn't. I got my nut off and kicked her ass out. How do I know she wasn't gonna run to the cops screaming ****? Besides that **** is repulsive. And it seems to be rampant in porn nowadays. And I blame everyone...
  10. Vlad The Impaler

    Who is in your avatar?

    Penny Mathias. Sig girl too. She completes me.
  11. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    I know they won yesterday. I'm asking if they are favored to win on Sunday in the final.
  12. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    The Netherlands are probably the favorites though right?
  13. Vlad The Impaler

    New Bevis and Butthead episodes coming! Well, maybe..

    Oh definitely. I like Moonchilds idea of having them be older too. But either way's cool.
  14. Vlad The Impaler

    Who was your first ********* crush?

    Farah Fawcett, Barbie Benton, and all the Hee Haw girls! Yes I am old.
  15. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Who ya goin for Sunday Ice?
  16. Vlad The Impaler

    Prince: "The internet is dead"

    Whatever it is, it will probably be purple.
  17. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Your so full of **** ***. This is just another passive aggressive shot at proclaiming your self righteous delusional innocence. Ya know what I mean?
  18. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    He meant men. And I quote "Are you really that dumb?"
  19. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    He came out as a vampenstein but then was bitten by a werewolf. That trumps everything. Unless of course he's bitten by a vampire in which case he would once again become the undead.
  20. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Because said gay man showed up with his passive aggressive hypocritical whining bullshit.
  21. Vlad The Impaler

    Lindsay Goes to Gaol

    Her life could not possibly be more fucked up if she just did the only sensible thing and went into porn. At least she'd be making movies people would want to see.
  22. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    I was kidding ya know. You can go ahead and post again.
  23. Vlad The Impaler

    Hello, I have question about toilet?!

    I just want everyone to know I was not the OP. My last name is Tepes.
  24. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Hang on I'm gonna start a Plas hits 7,777 thread. Don't post again for a minute.
  25. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Bitch, I was in this thread before you ever started posting. Nice pictures of your boyfriend.
  26. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    :eek: That goes against the Geneva Convention!
  27. Vlad The Impaler

    Europeans, do you have extended ****** in the States?

    Its more of a "politically correct" thing here. Something new comes along every 20 or 30 years.
  28. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    :1orglaugh Not with those two.
  29. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Hey pot the kettle said eat ****.
  30. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Blow me hypocrite. I wasn't talking to you... again. Though I can see how your guilty conscience would make you think I was.
  31. Vlad The Impaler

    Europeans, do you have extended ****** in the States?

    Then why do we call blacks African-American? That's the beauty of being American, you can be something else too.
  32. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Your a cancer on this board. You never say anything poignant, profound, intelligent, or humorous. You constantly flame people in the most childish manner. You should be ****** for life.
  33. Vlad The Impaler

    out of all the current members here...........

    Yes...yes I am. No, I just have the History channel on 24 hrs a day. That date is burnt into my brain.
  34. Vlad The Impaler

    Want to see Bond 23? Well....your **** out of luck!

    I liked Reloaded ( except for the dancing cave **** ) but Revolutions sucked. They just lost focus.
  35. Vlad The Impaler

    Favorite Way to Relax

    I get in my coffin before its to late.
  36. Vlad The Impaler

    Sports Teams That Should Just Go Away

    Yeah, It's a shame someone like Don Mattingly can't get into the hall of fame. Not enough time in they say. Damn back gave out on him.
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    Want to see Bond 23? Well....your **** out of luck!

    I read some of the comments and apparently Keanu Reeves has done a lot of charity movie making, including giving 38,000,000 to the Wachowski brothers so they could finish The Matrix trilogy. You don't see that a whole lot in hollywood.
  38. Vlad The Impaler

    A Lottery Winning Streak...But Who Really Wins?

    I won $520.00 once but I'm sure I've spent more than that on tickets in my lifetime. I once had 5 grand burning a hole in my pocket so I spent a hundred on tickets and won $9.00 worth of free tickets. :dunno:
  39. Vlad The Impaler

    I Have Been a Lurker For Years

    And here I thought it was for all the flaming you so enjoy denying you ever partake in. Just curious, how does being in the military afford you all this free time you say you now have?
  40. Vlad The Impaler

    sexual fantasy

    Its already started. Noob starts stupid thread. Noob leaves never to be seen or heard from again. At least there's that.
  41. Vlad The Impaler

    US Navy Ready To Lift Ban Of "No Women" On Submarines...

    I haven't heard this scenario yet. One sailor ***** another sailor because he finds out that the girl is ******** with both of them. In my experience it's not just the guys that can be horny pieces of ****.
  42. Vlad The Impaler

    So called; Americans View of the World.

    Its your imagination.
  43. Vlad The Impaler

    out of all the current members here...........

    It's like a landfill over there!
  44. Vlad The Impaler

    Sports Teams That Should Just Go Away

    Ha ha ha. Seriously though, I was looking forward to that series. They were both head & shoulders above the rest of the league that year.
  45. Vlad The Impaler

    Holy **** Lung! That's a lot of rep bro! Though I have no idea how it works since I've never...

    Holy **** Lung! That's a lot of rep bro! Though I have no idea how it works since I've never been able to get to it. Thanks L! [IMG]
  46. Vlad The Impaler

    out of all the current members here...........

    How can anyone who's ever been a member here not want to check in once in a while just to see what's going on?
  47. Vlad The Impaler

    Sports Teams That Should Just Go Away

    Nice try Plas. They would've made it to the World Series and subsequently lost to the Don Mattingly lead Yankees!
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