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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    Short Porn Actresses

    Lela Star is close enough!
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    what message board has the biggest assholes?

    Come on guys just cause I adore ******* and **** every single human being on earth doesn't mean I'm a vegan or a creationist. It simply means I'm a homicidal maniac. Geez!:rolleyes:
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    Swedes Talk Thread.

    I'm reading the posts and they sound like Americans bitching about other Americans. I guess we're not all that different. :tongue:
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    your favorite pick-up line to score with chicks

    You got a purty mouth.
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    What are your favourite and most irritating American accents?

    Finally, that question is answered.
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    Resident Evil: Afterlife thread w/pics

    Sienna Guillory and Ali Larter are both in it. I'm goin.
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    Tiger’s Jewish mistress Rachel Uchitel will pose for Playboy

    What do ya think they'll use to hold her right eyelid open? Or is it her left one?
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    R.I.Penis...

    :1orglaugh That's good Rock. Especially the smiley.
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    Thanks for the "positive" TV rep! :hatsoff:

    Thanks for the "positive" TV rep! :hatsoff:
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    R.I.Penis...

    By the time most of us are in our 80's they will have invented the bionic cock.
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    Tiger’s Jewish mistress Rachel Uchitel will pose for Playboy

    No doubt. Its a good thing Playboy has a warehouse full of cosmetics.
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    Is there a way you can prevent your posts from appearing in google search?

    Every time people don't conform to an abnormal point of view around here they are instantly labeled as ignorant. And shemales are not normally female, they are men with breast implants.
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    What are your favourite and most irritating American accents?

    No offense Luke but Boston accents are funny as hell even when someone is being serious. ;)
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    Is there a way you can prevent your posts from appearing in google search?

    I remember reading someplace in the rules that everything you post is public and can't be changed.
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    What are your favourite and most irritating American accents?

    I lived down south for three years but being in the military most of the accents I came across were actually northern. But somehow my retarded ex-wife picked up a southern twang.:rolleyes:
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    Have you ever been caught staring like this

    It sucks when you get caught and didn't even realize you were doing it! The one with the *** is priceless.
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    Tron Legacy

    Thanks Zell. Never heard them but Techno makes sense for a Tron movie I guess.
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    Tron Legacy

    Who are these Oh & Daft Punk characters? And yes I'm being serious. It sounds like a rap group, and IMO that would make no sense whatsoever.
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    Virgin

    Honestly, it would be like explaining an airplane to Columbus. No frame of reference.
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    PAY & SIT Private Park Bench

    Wow.:rolleyes:
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    Rivals for affection of prison inmate were involved in high-speed chase

    The nasty bitch had her *** in the car with her!?:mad:
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    Doubting!

    Quit your fuckin whining and go to this thread. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=426024
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    Which Country Has the Best Bitches?

    The Czech Republic...for both questions.
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    NEW Tattoo

    I love your accent! It actually comes out in the way you write. Very cute.:hatsoff:
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    Doubting!

    Why didn't you just bump one of the thousands of other self pity threads you've already got started?:rolleyes:
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    found out i have cancer and maybe just 1-2 years to live :(

    Get another opinion man. Don't stop fighting. My aunt is a survivor also. 3 years since they gave her 6 months.
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    Pegging - Girls Fucking Guys (with strap-on dildo)

    Re: pegging And getting skull fucked wreaks havoc on the orbital bone.
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    Pegging - Girls Fucking Guys (with strap-on dildo)

    Re: pegging Such an important thread. I'm just so grateful it keeps getting bumped. :rolleyes:
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    :) Thanks ARy. And your welcome. :hatsoff:

    :) Thanks ARy. And your welcome. :hatsoff:
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    If You Have Ever Negative Repped Someone For Any Reason...

    "Don't tell me to fuck off":weeping: "Take that you rude swine":shock:
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    If You Have Ever Negative Repped Someone For Any Reason...

    Yeah faggy. You know what I'm talking about.
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    If You Have Ever Negative Repped Someone For Any Reason...

    Neg rep doesn't mean ****. Its the faggy little comment that comes with it that pisses me off.
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    Stabbed to death or ****** by any wild ******?

    Being eaten alive is a primal fear. So I would think no one with an intact hind brain would chose it.
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    What solo stars do you want to see go hardcore?

    These are the most worthless threads on the board. And that's sayin something. :rolleyes:
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    Greatest Fight Scene in Movie History

    Can't find Bourne vs Castle anywhere. But the Desh fight was the best so far.:thumbsup:
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    Your theme song.

    Re: You theme song. Don't call me theme song.
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    What's Worse Paper Cut or ***** Burn?

    I was just gonna go make something to eat. No way I'm going anywhere near my kitchen after reading this!:eek:
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    Detroit hit man Vincent Smothers sentenced to 52 years in prison after admitting to k

    Re: Detroit hit man Vincent Smothers sentenced to 52 years in prison after admitting 60 grand for 8 people? He must not have been top notch.
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    Looking for a logical theory about something.

    So let me get this straight MP. Your not really in NJ?
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    Greatest Fight Scene in Movie History

    Bourne vs Desh HG4Z4s2ez-Y
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    Greatest Fight Scene in Movie History

    All of Neo's fights and Morpheus vs the Agent on the highway.
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    Archaeologists unearth Neolithic henge at Stonehenge

    Or prevent it? Maybe there's some more Crystal Skulls.
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    The boringness and negativity of television series

    They canceled my new favorite show Flashforward but Eureka and Warehouse 13 are great positive shows on the SciFi Chanel.
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    Anyone Here Ever Have Vertigo?

    I get it all the time PR. I'm on high ***** pressure meds and if I don't take them religiously,( and I don't) I get real dizzy.
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    Thanks for the request bud. I might ask ya to make me a sig sometime. I really want to do it...

    Thanks for the request bud. I might ask ya to make me a sig sometime. I really want to do it myself but I don't have the capability to upload images on my current phone and I can't afford a PC right now. I thought about going to the library to do it but somehow I don't think I'll be able to get...
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    You've had some good sigs too man. I've only been in that thread for about a week and a half, I...

    You've had some good sigs too man. I've only been in that thread for about a week and a half, I didn't go ahead and nominate ya cause I didn't want anyone yellin pity. Ya know how guys can be.
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    Any Gay Guys here? [Gays Only]

    I guess that would depend on what you read.
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    Veronica Zemanova / Veronika Zemanova

    Re: Veronica Zemanova I don't understand. If ya can't download any of the pics what good is it?
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