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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    Why do black?

    Yeah well he can go tell her what I said and she can either tell me to fuck off or she can tell him or one of the other guys to do it. If people can post ridiculous abnormal **** about their personal lives here then I can tell them how ridiculous and abnormal I think it is. That's exactly the...
  2. Vlad The Impaler

    Why do people say they won't eat food unless it's delicious?

    MRE's Meals Ready to Eat...just add water. Burp cardboard for the next 4 hours. Yummy!
  3. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks Turtle! :hatsoff:

    Thanks Turtle! :hatsoff:
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    A question about Socialism/Communism

    I could be wrong, I really don't know for sure but I think every State has mandatory car insurance.
  5. Vlad The Impaler

    Why do black?

    Your a retard who will soon have an STD you can't begin to imagine. And your girlfriend is a pig whore who will suffer from the same STD just sooner. Race aside. What? Your turning this into a 150 year old slavery issue? Really? There are no more slaves in the US or slave owners. Fucking...
  6. Vlad The Impaler

    Hi! Not New Here. Thanks!

    Damn veteran board members.
  7. Vlad The Impaler

    Last Carnegie Hall resident ****** out of towers

    I didn't know anything about this, but I would have thought it was a National Landmark.:confused:
  8. Vlad The Impaler

    a little advice for American Tourists who are going to France

    I'll probably never have the money to come to France, though I would love to some day, but your advice is most gracious G. :hatsoff:
  9. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    WOW! Actually I was bored and figured this would be funny. And for the most part it is. Did ya see the tags people are adding!? Hilarious! :1orglaugh
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    :1orglaugh Thanks Menace! :glugglug:

    :1orglaugh Thanks Menace! :glugglug:
  11. Vlad The Impaler

    Mike "The Situation" Looks Like Watto To Me

    That Nimrod was a member here for about five minutes a couple months ago.
  12. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    Who made the tag Vlad's gay!? The usual suspects.
  13. Vlad The Impaler

    Flatulence detention

    Damn noobs, always bumpin old threads! :mad:
  14. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    Damn right baby! There's enough noobs here I could probably get 3 more pages out of it.
  15. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    I'm thinking of digging out my bacon thread.
  16. Vlad The Impaler

    Hi! I'm New Here...

    Welcome Alex. And stay away from all threads 3 months old or older.
  17. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    I'm not sure yet. I'll get back to ya.
  18. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    Its conservation. Like deer season we need to keep the population under control.
  19. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    Your not new. Ya got more posts than I do.
  20. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    You can do what you want Moony of course, but I'd rather you stab me repeatedly with a rusty screwdriver than see ya agree with Pete Pose. :surprise:
  21. Vlad The Impaler

    Sex marriage and the ******

    Let me guess; the donor is some ugly old rocker dude.
  22. Vlad The Impaler

    Sex marriage and the ******

    I think its the love ***** of Dr. Ruth and a Catholic Priest.
  23. Vlad The Impaler

    New York State of Mind= Top 10 song of any genre

    [Thread reopened] Piece of Mind [/Thread Closed]
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    Sex marriage and the ******

    And we're off...!
  25. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    Oh yeah! That was hilarious! :1orglaugh
  26. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    Your as funny as a broken leg.
  27. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    That's why I wrote the second part. Damn. Besides I thought it was funny as hell and something you would do. :dunno:
  28. Vlad The Impaler

    Paula Creamer's Outfit at 2010 Open Championship

    Damn! Now I'm horny as hell.
  29. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    :1orglaugh Your such a bastard! Wait a minute, why would you put Plasma loves sausage...?
  30. Vlad The Impaler

    Paula Creamer's Outfit at 2010 Open Championship

    To be honest, my favorite part of Natalie is her beautifully toned legs. That's funny. I was typing this while you were posting those videos.
  31. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    Your such a party pooper. :tongue:
  32. Vlad The Impaler

    Paula Creamer's Outfit at 2010 Open Championship

    I think that's why I like her more. I gravitate toward the dirty girls. And her *** does look like a mad man. Definitely Natalie. They might even be fake T!
  33. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    Out of control!
  34. Vlad The Impaler

    No problem B. I was actually more worried that I'd pissed you off somehow. :glugglug:

    No problem B. I was actually more worried that I'd pissed you off somehow. :glugglug:
  35. Vlad The Impaler

    Paula Creamer's Outfit at 2010 Open Championship

    Paula definitely has more natural beauty. I wonder why that pic isn't working now.
  36. Vlad The Impaler

    Ya called me a fucking newb in my own thread. I get your sense of humour BB, and I love it, but...

    Ya called me a fucking newb in my own thread. I get your sense of humour BB, and I love it, but that didn't exactly ring funny.
  37. Vlad The Impaler

    Never knew you had a problem with me. Sorry that's the case. At what point does the n00b status...

    Never knew you had a problem with me. Sorry that's the case. At what point does the n00b status change exactly?
  38. Vlad The Impaler

    Which ********* babes do you think would make it as a pornstar?

    How many times do ya have to answer the same stupid question?
  39. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    Always digging up old threads to make their first posts in.
  40. Vlad The Impaler

    Who thinks that Paris Hilton is hot?

    Garbage bumpin noobs. :facepalm:
  41. Vlad The Impaler

    Paula Creamer's Outfit at 2010 Open Championship

    Natalie Gulbis is way hotter ******. But I know your obsessed with Creamer.
  42. Vlad The Impaler

    Lawmakers Consider Ending Citizenship for ******** of ******* Aliens

    More words per minute = less comprehension. Which explains a lot actually.
  43. Vlad The Impaler

    Lawmakers Consider Ending Citizenship for ******** of ******* Aliens

    You didn't just read that whole thing in two minutes numb nuts. And I wasn't able to hack the US Marshals data base or I'd get more.
  44. Vlad The Impaler

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Just watched the trilogy last week. Forgot to post it I think. Reading The Two Towers right now.
  45. Vlad The Impaler

    Lawmakers Consider Ending Citizenship for ******** of ******* Aliens

    Here's a nice bedtime story. http://m.topix.com/forum/news/immigration/T7F6KH26KJ8014NOS
  46. Vlad The Impaler

    Veronica Zemanova / Veronika Zemanova

    Re: Veronica Zemanova That sucks. But she's retired before and come back.
  47. Vlad The Impaler

    Lawmakers Consider Ending Citizenship for ******** of ******* Aliens

    Exactly. Then there's the increased ********, which no one can deny with a straight face. Then later they have to compete for work and anything else that may be needed to survive. Things are only going to get worse and I weep for my ******** because her generation is going to suffer greatly I fear.
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    Lawmakers Consider Ending Citizenship for ******** of ******* Aliens

    Or Communism. What ******** would it be hurting MD? The ******** that are here, born to American citizens, are the ones being hurt and will continue to be hurt throughout their adult lives if something isn't done about this ****. How many people can this country support? Especially when an...
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