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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    The Greatest Penalty Shootout !!

    As adorable as a skinned rat with an ear growing out of its back.:eeew:
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    Most porno experience you've ever had

    My girlfriend sat on a fire hydrant and blew me. Than we went to the adult bookstore and I fucked her DS in one of the peepshow booths, and we finished up on the bank of the river by the Main Str Bridge.
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    The Greatest Penalty Shootout !!

    Stereotypical idiocy. Exactly the kind of bullshit someone who's only seen a handful of games and lacks the mental acumen to understand what they just saw would blather about.
  4. Vlad The Impaler

    Where's the worst place you've ever been to/lived?

    Paris...Island S. Carolina. The inhabitants are extremely violent and will beat you down both physically and mentally every chance they get, which is 24 hrs a day. Also it smells like a fucking sewer.
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    I wonder why when ya put up a link in visitor messaging ya can't just click on it like you can...

    I wonder why when ya put up a link in visitor messaging ya can't just click on it like you can in the forums. Anyway thanks bud. Those girlpedia sets are full sets and there's probably a couple hundred girls listed. Definitely check it out.
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    You might have to Google girlspedia/Angela Taylor. Let me know I can probably supply a link address.

    You might have to Google girlspedia/Angela Taylor. Let me know I can probably supply a link address.
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    Angela Taylor. She's in phenomenal shape. There's 46 full sets at girlpedia.

    Angela Taylor. She's in phenomenal shape. There's 46 full sets at girlpedia.
  8. Vlad The Impaler

    A-Rod gets 600!

    A-Rod has the ball. Security guard gave it to him.
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    A-Rod gets 600!

    Not one goddamn thing. Other than he's employed by the Yankee organization and might not have a choice. Don't really give a **** though since it doesn't effect me in anyway. It was just a guess. :dunno:
  10. Vlad The Impaler

    A-Rod gets 600!

    He hit it into Monument Park. A security guard picked it up, so I figure he'll just give it to Alex.
  11. Vlad The Impaler

    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Name 250,000 women you would fuck like there was no tomorrow... Holy **** DJ! No need for the babe section anymore. I'll just come here! I know, I feel like I'm cheating on her Voss! But I wanted to give the rock hard and soft as silk Angela Taylor some playing time. :hatsoff:
  12. Vlad The Impaler

    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Name 250,000 women you would fuck like there was no tomorrow... You don't see these names pop up often enough.:thumbsup: Thanks buddy. I love parodies. :nanner:
  13. Vlad The Impaler

    How much did you miss me during my... absence?

    I feared I would never see another brand spankin new ARy thread again.:bowdown:
  14. Vlad The Impaler

    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Name 250,000 women you would fuck like there was no tomorrow... Interesting. I am of course being sarcastic, but I just pulled that number out of my ass. Perhaps subconsciously?
  15. Vlad The Impaler

    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Name 250,000 women you would fuck like there was no tomorrow... I wanted a thread that would last for an eternity, and this seems to be the way to go. Insert your own tags.
  16. Vlad The Impaler

    Idiot Dancing in Street Gets Hit By Ice Cream Truck

    I've got a pretty good idea why, but for once I'll keep it to myself, I see black people walk out into traffic all the fucking time in my hometown.
  17. Vlad The Impaler

    The Greatest Penalty Shootout !!

    :1orglaugh He's gonna bump that fucker now. I can feel it.
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    Pornstars who look like celebrіties

    Re: Pornstars who look like *********** Just for the record Evangeline Lilly is infinitely more beautiful than any pornstar. Angela Taylor / Gina Gershon
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    Deja vu

    I'm getting quicker with this phone, almost deadly. :cthulhu:
  20. Vlad The Impaler

    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Which 5 girls would you like to fuck the most? Does anyone actually read these things? Or do they just post in them?
  21. Vlad The Impaler

    Deja vu

    Deja vu means there's a glitch in he Matrix.
  22. Vlad The Impaler

    The Greatest Penalty Shootout !!

    You sir, are incorrect. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!
  23. Vlad The Impaler

    Remember when South Park was going to show Mohammed but didn't for fear of ********?

    Re: Remember when South Park was going to show Mohammed but didn't for fear of violen I've got tattoo of muhammad in my colon but it turned out kinda shitty.
  24. Vlad The Impaler

    Why do black?

    You love this thread! :tongue:
  25. Vlad The Impaler

    Pics of Girls with Guns / Guns and Poses

    Re: post your pic of Girls with Guns only GP rocks, they need more Zemanova though.
  26. Vlad The Impaler

    Angry robber complains to restaurant about lack of loot

    I think I just saw this guy get run over by an ice cream truck.
  27. Vlad The Impaler

    Coffee Addicts Not-So-Anonymous

    English toffee cappuccino from Starbucks @ Barnes & Noble.
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    Taylor Stevens....

    Fuck it. Nevermind.
  29. Vlad The Impaler

    Idiot Dancing in Street Gets Hit By Ice Cream Truck

    Oh no. I can see the **** crime card from my house.
  30. Vlad The Impaler

    Can Non-Asian People Really Tell The Nationality Of Asians?

    Nope. That term was created solely for us.
  31. Vlad The Impaler

    Idiot Dancing in Street Gets Hit By Ice Cream Truck

    The truly sad thing is the ice cream truck driver will probably lose his job and face some bullshit criminal charges.
  32. Vlad The Impaler

    Idiot Dancing in Street Gets Hit By Ice Cream Truck

    Aaaahhhhh haaaa ha haha!!!! :1orglaugh
  33. Vlad The Impaler

    Brett Favre Stuns Vikings and Retires

    I just added 2&2 and was more surprised at 4 being the result than I am with Favre and ESPN starting this **** again. :surprise:
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    Weird dreams

    Wanna have some seriously fucked up dreams? Tell your Dr. you want to quit smoking and you heard Chantix works the best. Just ignore the whole inclination towards suicide speel that he's bound to give ya. He's lying.
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    Brett Favre Stuns Vikings and Retires

    I so don't give a flying fuck about this asshole and haven't since he started holding Green Bay hostage 3 years before he retired the first time. Fuck ESPN too. They **** me every time they ask "why is everyone so interested in what Favre is going to do". :facepalm:
  36. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    Hmm, past his prime superstar. He'll be a Ranger.:tongue:
  37. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks U. The guy is an ASSHOLE! Believe me your not the only one he's got a problem with. Real...

    Thanks U. The guy is an ASSHOLE! Believe me your not the only one he's got a problem with. Real keyboard tough guy.
  38. Vlad The Impaler

    Welcome back Ry. :hatsoff:

    Welcome back Ry. :hatsoff:
  39. Vlad The Impaler

    Angela Taylor

    Rock hard and soft as silk. Check out girlspedia. 48 sets.
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    Why do black?

    Let me put it this way. I understand everything your saying, I just don't care. Why do you persist? Your not going to change my mind or attitude. Every single time I see someone post some deviant, disgusting aspect of their personal life in this porn forum I'm going to tell them exactly what I...
  41. Vlad The Impaler

    Mike "The Situation" Looks Like Watto To Me

    Am I the only one who thinks this is weird? Regardless of who this poster is or isn't, they just happened to join Freeones and make their first post in this thread. Creepy. :surprise: Ah, check that. He joined in may. But its still kinda strange.
  42. Vlad The Impaler

    You too Jod.

    You too Jod.
  43. Vlad The Impaler

    That's what I figured. Thanks bud.

    That's what I figured. Thanks bud.
  44. Vlad The Impaler

    Shark week starts this week -- who watches?

    Yeah, me too D. Kinda sucks but tastes change.
  45. Vlad The Impaler

    :1orglaugh Great thread! I got a serious question for ya. I've never been able to use the rep...

    :1orglaugh Great thread! I got a serious question for ya. I've never been able to use the rep system, as I'm sure you know, but I've always wondered how it works. Specifically when you give someone rep does it come off your rep? Meaning does your rep go down? Thanks bro. :hatsoff:
  46. Vlad The Impaler

    Why do black?

    I don't see the distinction between the it and the people perpetrating the it.
  47. Vlad The Impaler

    Last Carnegie Hall resident ****** out of towers

    National Landmark.:facepalm: I knew that wasn't what I was looking for. Anyway it seems like it would fit the criteria, though what that is exactly I wouldn't know.
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