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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    Rooney caught again with hookers

    I got it MD.
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    Where Is DB Cooper?

    Last time I saw him he was ordering a Double Whopper® from Burgerking™. We're supposed to meet for drinks on Friday, I'll tell him you were asking about him.
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    For Families of Muslim 9/11 Victims, A New Pain

    Like I'm gonna read more of this whiny bullshit. I'm watching natgeo right now. There were thousands of them on that ****** and their reasons and rewards they thought they were getting are truly fucking disgusting. Fuck Islam. And fuck their sympathetic right left middle whatever the fuck you are.
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    Your Favorite "Closed" Thread

    I still have nightmares. :eek:
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    Favourite Breed of Cats

    I had a big fat long haired fluffy black cat. His name was Dracula of course. I had a siamese cat too, tiny little thing, she was really cool and loving.
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    What TV show are you a closet fan of?

    Snapped and Deadly Women. Watching these bitches fry warms the cockles of my dead black heart.
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    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    Pretty cool Mauser. Lundqvist's is still the best.
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    Jennifer Perez / Penny Mathis / Penny Mathias / Jenny P

    Re: Penny Mathis / Jenny P Where the hell is my Fritchy post?:mad:
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    Bristol Palin, hot?

    Think about it, this woman must be hideous! With all the horny fucks around here and the poll is deadlocked.:dunno:
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    US Cartoon of Mexican Flag Draws Ire

    Flame much? I thought I was bad.
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    Stephen Hawking says God doesn't exist. Religious leaders surprisingly don't agree.

    Re: Stephen Hawking says God doesn't exist. Religious leaders surprisingly don't agre I believe in God. I believe in the Big Bang. I believe in Quantum Mechanics. I believe in the theory of general relativity. I believe the universe is 13.7 billion years old and expanding faster than it did 13...
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    Same as always. Just did some reading on that rooting thing don't think I'm gonna be able to do...

    Same as always. Just did some reading on that rooting thing don't think I'm gonna be able to do it. Apparently you have to hook the phone up to a computer.:dunno: If I had a computer I wouldn't need to root. :facepalm:
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    Thanks, I have a lot of reading to do.

    Thanks, I have a lot of reading to do.
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    Pretty boring. Been retrieving data all night cause I did a factory reset on my phone. It was...

    Pretty boring. Been retrieving data all night cause I did a factory reset on my phone. It was really slow. Thinking about hacking it and rooting. If successful it would be as powerful as just about any laptop, but if I screw it up...by by phone.
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    Your welcome SPK. And thank you!:hatsoff:

    Your welcome SPK. And thank you!:hatsoff:
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    US Cartoon of Mexican Flag Draws Ire

    Bring it fuck face. You gotta love these shitty little 3rd world countries with little or no military spewing runny **** from their face holes.:facepalm:
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    US Cartoon of Mexican Flag Draws Ire

    Love it. Motherfuckers around the world can talk **** about us and burn our flag. Fuck you! I hope this guy stands his ground and doesn't fall over himself trying to back track like all the ******** heart, assembly line, politically correct, panty wearing, pussies will demand that he do.
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    Good, how's it goin?

    Good, how's it goin?
  19. Vlad The Impaler

    Your welcome hon and thank you.:kiss:

    Your welcome hon and thank you.:kiss:
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    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    I do have a little cramp in my fingernail.
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    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Cause I'm funnier than hell! No, mostly from posting zip and rar files in the Penny Mathis and Veronika Zemanova threads.
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    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Really? Your asking me this? You honestly don't understand my post. It's obviously not directed toward you. Man I can't believe I have to explain this. Its almost exactly the same thing Scott said.:facepalm:
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    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    So it's your favorite sport then.:nanner:
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    Stephen Hawking says God doesn't exist. Religious leaders surprisingly don't agree.

    Re: Stephen Hawking says God doesn't exist. Religious leaders surprisingly don't agre What answers? There's two mathematical theories that explain almost everything but when they meet at the singularity (the beginning) they fail to merge and cancel each other out effectively rendering both...
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    Bristol Palin, hot?

    Her retarded Lisa Ann lookalike ****** is way hotter.
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    Easy there Grizzly Adams. I'll just go neg rep a bunch of people but it's your fault if they get...

    Easy there Grizzly Adams. I'll just go neg rep a bunch of people but it's your fault if they get mad.
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    Is it still 18? I was legal for one month when I turned 18. Then they changed it to 20 without a...

    Is it still 18? I was legal for one month when I turned 18. Then they changed it to 20 without a grandfather clause. Thanks for the rep bud. I'm gonna reach a million before 3,000 posts. Its relative of course cause I'm getting rep from guys with a million rep points to give.
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    No, I'm the really cool uncle that used to buy you guys **** for a fifty percent tip.

    No, I'm the really cool uncle that used to buy you guys **** for a fifty percent tip.
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    :1orglaugh Right, you two could be brothers. I'd say same person but your both here at the same...

    :1orglaugh Right, you two could be brothers. I'd say same person but your both here at the same time too much.
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    I tried! Gotta get 10 or more other people first, and no one has been worthy lately.

    I tried! Gotta get 10 or more other people first, and no one has been worthy lately.
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    I Just Saw That GregCentauro Closed a Thread??

    What one? It had to be really fuckin bad, so now I gotta see it.
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    Stephen Hawking says God doesn't exist. Religious leaders surprisingly don't agree.

    Re: Stephen Hawking says God doesn't exist. Religious leaders surprisingly don't agre Stephen Hawking is an intelligent philosopher. Few if any of his theories have ever been backed by hard scientific facts. I'd probably blame God if I was him too. For my hard and theoretical science, I look...
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    This app is really good. No animation yet but I don't doubt they'll have an upgrade eventually...

    This app is really good. No animation yet but I don't doubt they'll have an upgrade eventually. I've been practicing and I have about 15 sigs now. The more I mess around the better they get. Thanks alot for helping me out with this Ry.:hatsoff:
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    The Last Exorcism

    You might be right I was ******** back then.
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    Rate these Tits: Sunny Leone Edition

    I do not see the appeal of this woman, before or after.
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    How?

    Spam? Makes no fuckin sense just like most of his posts.:dunno:
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    Do you watch DVD commentaries?

    Yeah I like knowing the mind of the director. I actually **** it when there isn't any.
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    The Last Exorcism

    ...and that was a good movie too.
  39. Vlad The Impaler

    K hon, night.[IMG] Justin Bieber.:facepalm:

    K hon, night.[IMG] Justin Bieber.:facepalm:
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    More than I got. I can't even afford a computer! :1orglaugh

    More than I got. I can't even afford a computer! :1orglaugh
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    How much does it cost to get a site up and running? I wouldn't have the foggiest idea.

    How much does it cost to get a site up and running? I wouldn't have the foggiest idea.
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    Thanks BM. I was going for subtle crued hillarity! :1orglaugh

    Thanks BM. I was going for subtle crued hillarity! :1orglaugh
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    Good! I think you have a legitimate shot at winning some money. Maybe help get your site back up.

    Good! I think you have a legitimate shot at winning some money. Maybe help get your site back up.
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    NWO-Illuminati, Bilderberg, FedR,Zionist, CFR, 9/11, Trilateral Commision [Agenda 21]

    Re: NWO-Illuminati, Bilderberg, FedR,Zionist, CFR, 9/11, Trilateral Commision [Agenda The greatest conspiracy was the one perpetrated on everyone to make them think there's no such thing as a conspiracy. I've been the victim of a couple conspiracies, one I found out about and cut it off at...
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    I'm good. I was bored. I got it back today. $540 just like they said. It's got more power back...

    I'm good. I was bored. I got it back today. $540 just like they said. It's got more power back, but feels a little sluggish right after the shift for about a second. I just need to get it on the highway and bore it out a bit. How have you been? Your getting in the contest right. Your the...
  46. Vlad The Impaler

    Go Big or Go Home

    "Everything's gonna be alright" WHEN! It's been like this for years!:mad:
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