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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    I broke my neck in the Marine Corps. I'm not *********, just a lot of chronic pain and lack of...

    I broke my neck in the Marine Corps. I'm not *********, just a lot of chronic pain and lack of movement.
  2. Vlad The Impaler

    Yeah, I will be for a while. Till I can get things straightened out with my veterans disability.

    Yeah, I will be for a while. Till I can get things straightened out with my veterans disability.
  3. Vlad The Impaler

    Tylene Buck

    This thread smells gay. Cock, cock, cock...ect. There's more talk about wanting to see cock than there is about Tylene for christ sake.
  4. Vlad The Impaler

    Tanya Danielle

    Smokin!
  5. Vlad The Impaler

    Rita Granberry - AKA: Irita, Rita G, Rita Gordon

    She decided to go behind the camera huh? Good for her, I hope she kicks ass.
  6. Vlad The Impaler

    Natalie Weston

    Its a shame there isn't more of this doll. She must have retired.
  7. Vlad The Impaler

    Marta Zawadzka / Marta Zawadska

    Not nearly enough of this beauty out there.
  8. Vlad The Impaler

    Kristi Curiali

    That's too bad. I **** it when there's a dick attached to a retard in the way when I'm trying to look at a beautiful woman.
  9. Vlad The Impaler

    Jaime Hammer

    I don't think so G. I read somewhere she retired a year or two ago. Possibly the sweetest hips in history.
  10. Vlad The Impaler

    Candice Cardinele / Candice Cardinelle / Candace / Candice Calista / Sunny Cruz

    Re: Candace / Candice Cardinelle / Cardinele / Sunny Cruz This woman is phenomenal, she deserves much more recognition than she gets.
  11. Vlad The Impaler

    >>> Welcome to the New FreeOnes Moderators!

    I'm gonna go ahead and ban myself right now. Congrats guys, great choices Petra. Maybe you can do a little something about all the down with America threads. Just a thought.
  12. Vlad The Impaler

    Is that what they call crazy math, silly math, some kind of kookie math?

    Is that what they call crazy math, silly math, some kind of kookie math?
  13. Vlad The Impaler

    Obama supports building a mosque at ground zero

    Fuckin retarded *****'s ass piece of ****! :D How was that, good enough?
  14. Vlad The Impaler

    What is your favorite ****?

    Damn you guys are making me thirsty. I gotta get outta here.
  15. Vlad The Impaler

    Laura Lee

    Yeah it really stinks there's no sweaty cock to get in the way of me looking at this beautiful woman.:facepalm: I contacted the boys at *********** and these are just a few of the sets they hooked me up with. http://www.***************/showset.php?setId=3259...
  16. Vlad The Impaler

    What If The America's Were Not Colonized

    And yet here we are all by ourselves and nobody's got any fuckin balls to do something about it. Not one bit of your **** mongering rant was backed up by any facts.
  17. Vlad The Impaler

    What If The America's Were Not Colonized

    When you've lived as long as I have,:elaugh: you become a man of the world!
  18. Vlad The Impaler

    Sometimes I wish the whole f'n world would get together and come over here and try to do...

    Sometimes I wish the whole f'n world would get together and come over here and try to do something about it. Thanks for the rep d. :glugglug:
  19. Vlad The Impaler

    Its funny, every cell phone company swears that cell phones can't get viruses. But every phone...

    Its funny, every cell phone company swears that cell phones can't get viruses. But every phone I've had certainly acts like its got one after a couple months of porn surfing.
  20. Vlad The Impaler

    What If The America's Were Not Colonized

    There would be infinitely less America bashing on porn forums. I am astonished at how much the world hates us especially some of the English members. I just don't get it but fortunately I'm beginning to not give a flying fuck.
  21. Vlad The Impaler

    No doubt! I've thrown my phone, not this one yet, because I'll be watching a video and after 2...

    No doubt! I've thrown my phone, not this one yet, because I'll be watching a video and after 2 minutes it'll stop and say "sorry video can not be viewed on this device":facepalm: that is obviously bullshit cause I WAS JUST WATCHING IT! About the cheap or even free CPU's, I'll have to keep an...
  22. Vlad The Impaler

    True ***** Softcore/Hardcore

    What do you mean by porn being accepted? Like an after school special? Its all over the fuckin place! No one's sexuality is private anymore. Every 18 year old on the planet has a web cam she masturbates in front of. What "more" acceptance does it require?
  23. Vlad The Impaler

    I'm not able to click on the link U. I gotta get a PC. ARy was telling me about some of the...

    I'm not able to click on the link U. I gotta get a PC. ARy was telling me about some of the stuff I'm missing, like animated gifs, kinda sucks but I'll get one eventually.
  24. Vlad The Impaler

    That is so cool U! I've seen the movie several times. Peter Weller played the priest. Might be...

    That is so cool U! I've seen the movie several times. Peter Weller played the priest. Might be the best overall interpretation of the legend. I think I remember the Buffy episode but its been a while.
  25. Vlad The Impaler

    Obama supports building a mosque at ground zero

    #1 If your a Marine then I'm very ashamed. #2 If your not then what are you saying "ooh-rah" for? #3 Either way your a jack-ass.
  26. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks BS. Don't tell anyone but I route for Sweden in the Olympics cause of Henrik Lundqvist! :D

    Thanks BS. Don't tell anyone but I route for Sweden in the Olympics cause of Henrik Lundqvist! :D
  27. Vlad The Impaler

    Which *********** death would make you genuinely sad?

    I was on my way to a little league game, it got postponed cause no one could deal with the news. Horrible.
  28. Vlad The Impaler

    Which *********** death would make you genuinely sad?

    Honestly it'd be easier to list the ones I wouldn't give a **** about, which I wont, it would be a much shorter list. Any ********* death is a shock at some level. The one that really tore me up was Thurman Munson.
  29. Vlad The Impaler

    Number of threads you're subscribed to

    This is how I do it. I work the board from here until I'm done then go to the board it'self. Pretty simple.:dunno:
  30. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks hon, but I think I'm gonna take off for a few hours and clean my pigsty of an apartment...

    Thanks hon, but I think I'm gonna take off for a few hours and clean my pigsty of an apartment. If I don't talk to you again tonight, then I'll say goodnight now. [img]
  31. Vlad The Impaler

    Meh, no ******** and I'm on a diet, so I'm bored out of my skull. Can't even get a pizza and go...

    Meh, no ******** and I'm on a diet, so I'm bored out of my skull. Can't even get a pizza and go nuts! :(
  32. Vlad The Impaler

    Britney is back looking fine again

    No. It wasn't.
  33. Vlad The Impaler

    Good hon. I tried to neg rep that poker **** head for what he said to ya but I couldn't. Kept...

    Good hon. I tried to neg rep that poker **** head for what he said to ya but I couldn't. Kept getting an error message. How's it goin?
  34. Vlad The Impaler

    Penis Injury Question

    Big deal. Quit ******.
  35. Vlad The Impaler

    Britney is back looking fine again

    I wouldn't touch that retarded bitch with B.B.'s dick, even after he beg me to for 2 straight hours.
  36. Vlad The Impaler

    The world coolest police cars.

    I liked the Intercepter Max drove.
  37. Vlad The Impaler

    Number of threads you're subscribed to

    A bunch. I need to go thin them out. Only 2 models though, Penny Mathias & Veronika Zemanova. No one else matters.
  38. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    Maybe somewhere you could actually go see them. I know, I know lets not get into that again. Seriously though, if the NHL does this it's gonna make them look like they didn't know what they were doing in the first place.
  39. Vlad The Impaler

    :1orglaugh I... I... I'm speachless. All I know for sure is you will NEVER catch me doing that...

    :1orglaugh I... I... I'm speachless. All I know for sure is you will NEVER catch me doing that! Vlad19 was just too simple.
  40. Vlad The Impaler

    I was wondering when you were gonna say something. When I first joined I was on the cheapest...

    I was wondering when you were gonna say something. When I first joined I was on the cheapest phone possible, and had to log in every time, so I shortened my name.
  41. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    Good! Lets hope they do it then.
  42. Vlad The Impaler

    What pisses you off?

    Nothing. I'm the most easy going member on the board. :angels:
  43. Vlad The Impaler

    Miley Cyrus and implants

    Disney has been a cesspool since Walt died. :2 cents:
  44. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks Marlo. I noticed no one has responded to it yet. Hmmm.:hatsoff:

    Thanks Marlo. I noticed no one has responded to it yet. Hmmm.:hatsoff:
  45. Vlad The Impaler

    Obama supports building a mosque at ground zero

    Q. How can you tell the difference between 3 members of a terrorist splinter cell walking into a mosque and 3 peace loving Muslims walking into a mosque? A. You can't, unless your FBI or CIA or NSA, and believe me they'll be watching. Because they have to.
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