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Re: Christina Aguilera And Her Cameltoe While you guys are fighting over her mouth, I fucked her in the ass. Twice. :cool:

No LOL? And I don't think "pron" really counts as an acronym. :cool:

Their football team isn't helping. :cool:

Pamela Anderson wasn't hot at 21. At least not to me. :cool:

Jennifer Love Hewitt She's presented at a few awards shows. :cool:

I went with tennis players. Largely based on this photo: :cool:

My *** is a writer in his early 70's and he's awesome as fuck. Sure, I had my few years of rebellion when I was around 19 or 20 but that was nothing. I always thought my *** is one of the coolest frikin' people on the planet. It's a "runs in the ******" kinda' thing, I guess. :cool:

Wow. Not much notice. Have'ta catch you next time! :cool:

I'm surprised no one has mentioned The Big Chill. Either as good or bad. :cool:

Field of Dreams was not a baseball movie. It was a movie about regret, redemption, and hope. Baseball was just the metaphor used to tell the story. :cool:

Jennifer Love Hewitt. She's a Texan. But she lives in L.A. now so she should be safe. :cool:

Field of Dreams? Really? That sucker is a classic. But then...so are Waterworld and Robin Hood, IMO. The one he did with Jennifer Aniston a few years ago was maybe his worst. :cool:

Giving or receiving? :cool:

Watching porn makes my dick get bigger. Every time. :cool:

Jennifer Love Hewitt :cool: Seriously though...out of that list...Drew. :cool:

You can always just quit. Problem solved. :cool:

Definitley wouldn't call her a butterface. However...she does tend to frequently have a look on her face that's either bored or stoned...can't figure out which. :cool:

Jennifer Love Hewitt :cool:

Ben-Hur :cool:

Jennifer Love Hewitt's. :cool:

Hhhmmm...let me think... Oh yeah...Jennifer Love Hewitt. :cool:

Yeah. Chainsmoking works wonders with the vocal cords. :cool:

Suckers. http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Video-When-in-arena-marriage-proposals-go-wrong?urn=nhl,219631 :cool:

Dude! Kimber Dean!!! She's on FreeOnes!!! She's gotten a lot bigger than she was in the clips I posted but it's still her! Thanks man. I would totally give you a blow job for that. If I was gay, that is. :cool: edit: Can't rep you until I spread some around.

Hhhmmm...I know everyone is looking all over like maniacs trying to get a name for this girl. Anyday now...!!! :cool:

Lighter flame. It lasts longer than match flame so it generates more heat. :cool:

Store brand box of mac and cheese. Add one can of Hormel chili. Mmm... :cool:

I see that all the time but they're always pretending to be married. They're just regular porn stars putting on a show like they do. :cool:

Bobbi Starr by a mile because she's pretty as hell. And also because I've never seen the other chick. :cool:

Ew ew ew ew!!!!! :cool:

O'Reilly's got nothing on Olbermann. :cool:

lol That's like bitching because the opening act at a concert gets to hang out backstage with the headliner. :cool:

Jennifer Love Hewitt :cool:

Re: Christina Hendricks HOLY FUCKING JESUS!!!!! :cool:

Pssst... :cool:

Kevin was in his seat with both armrests down and his seatbelt fastened without an extension. If that's too fat then a lot of us are in trouble. :cool:

I love anal porn. It's the thing I watch the most. In real life I like to do anal with my girlfriends at least once...just to say we did it. After I get it once I don't need it again. I'm very happy with pussy. Luckily however, a few times my girlfriend decided she wanted it again. :cool:

I wish she'd show off her ass more. :cool:

The Overture to 2112 by Rush. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDjx6aM-7VM :cool:

I was like that just waching the trailer. :cool:

Fake tits. Bleach blonde hair. Talks like a valley girl. She's the whitest black chick you'll ever see. I'll pass. :cool:

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I wonder at the thought process that led to this thread being started. :cool:

Hey guys. What's goin' on? :cool:

I'd like to give Maggie a big bang. Though to be honest...I'd settle for a small bang. :cool:

It's cool seeing everyone run to help and not just standing around with their mouths gaped open. :cool:

Fat? What frikin planet do you live on where that's a fat ass?!?!?!? :cool:

Bumpage... :cool:

Nor should you be. Shame what you're missing. :cool:

These "several different people including friends" are all just saying that to make up for their failure to ever bang a chick with big tits. :cool: