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I thought this was about Scarlett Johansson's ass. Color me disappointed. :cool:

I'd dress my clone up in girls clothes and fuck the hell outta' him. :cool:

Great. A bobble-head of an Italian guido chick who isn't even Italian. :cool:

Nikara. :cool:

He was already divorced from her before he even met Sandra. :cool:

A picture of an ex-girlfriends tits. Not nude or anything...just a good cleavage shot. It's not that I'm still hung up on her. It's just a really good shot of some nice tits that I had a lot of fun with. :cool:

I love the way we make stars out of these whores who do nothing but bang married famous guys then sell the story to the rags claiming they were somehow taken advantage of. And of course...when I say "love" I really mean "despise." :cool:

I find it fascinating that a woman can be followed all day by the paparazzi without once turning her back fully to the camera. I feel robbed of a butt-shot. :cool:

Jennifer Love Hewitt. :cool:

I don't like creampies. Especially when they follow it up with an extreme closeup of the girl squeezing (or farting, in the case of anal) the cum out onto the floor. Not sure why they do that. I can't imagine anybody being into that. :cool:

Tits look fake but that's a hell of a set of hips. :cool:

It's French. I guess that means the game only lasts about 5 minutes until you drop your weapons and surrender. :cool:

If you've never played any of the FF games, can you play the new one and know what's going on??? :cool:

What is it about girls with gaps in their teeth that makes me dig them so much? Alexis, Busty Becky, Missy Stone, they're all hot as hell and they all have a gap in their teeth. There's a bunch of others but those are the only ones I can think of right now. I think I need to study this...

I'll always answer these questions no matter how many times they get asked. But then...everyone should know by now my answer is Jennifer Love Hewitt for all four. :cool:

Nothing wrong with that one. That's a hot ass. :cool:

OMG!!! Butt shot of Kate!!! Never thought I'd see it! She needs to show that baby off more. :cool:

I have an awesome last name. Marry me and it's all yours. :cool:

No. :cool:

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Grilled cheese with bacon and mayo. Yum. :cool:

Give me a jar of creamy, a spoon, and a big glass of milk and I'm set. :cool:

Yes! I have another chance. I'll try not to fuck it up this time like I did last time. :cool:

Brando did make a good Chinaman. :cool:

You'll be seeing that on Ebay soon. :cool:

Thank you for bringing up two reasons I stopped watching Star Trek shows. Bimbos with fake tits have no place in the Star Trek universe. Seven of Nine? Please explain to me how she could've been assimilated into the Borg as a ***** but manages to look like a porn star with a blue tooth on her...

It's impossible to really compare the two. Not counting the expanded universes (books, comics, video games, websites) we only have 6 movies (3 good, 3 crappy) for Star Wars but we have hundreds of hours of Star Trek. Star Wars is more mythic. It deals with things like fate and destiny and the...

She seems to have a sense of humor and doesn't take herself too seriously. Which makes her all the hotter. :cool:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2096/2234692181_d18da8d4a4.jpg :cool:

Yeah but she's hot. Unlike other attention whores like Paris and Lindsay who're ugly skanks. :cool:

Yeah. The Christian version of the invisible man who lives in the clouds and who you can never prove exists is so much better than the Islamic version. :cool:

Any country where they speak English. :cool:

"As a result, teams would not be tied to a division, but given opportunity to change divisions based on geography, payroll and their intention to contend or not." What does that mean? Whether or not the team plans to actually try and win? I didn't know there were baseball teams that don't even...

Puppies. You can't get ice cream to lick your balls. :cool:

I have blue eyes. And I look pretty good in cross-dressing mode. :cool:

It's only gay if you kiss. :cool:

Chili. You can make it in a variety of ways so it wouldn't get boring. :cool:

If it takes you 10 minutes to check 10 boxes then maybe you should develop your reading skills a bit more. :cool:

Never mind. Five minutes after bitching about it...the channel came back on!!!

I'm 43 years old and this will be the first time I've not watched the Academy Awards. ABC can suck my fucking dick. :mad:

Ass. <--------- :cool:

RISK is awesome. Probably my favorite classic board game. I've had a few versions over the years for consoles and the PC but they always frustrate me. You can't trust the roll of the dice on a machine. I'd have 50 armies and invade a country with like 3 but that fucking computer rolls BOXCARS...

Jennifer Love Hewitt :cool:

Raiders of the Lost Ark The Adventures of Robin Hood The Man Who Would be King Lawrence of Arabia The Black Pirate :cool:

I don't know if I'd consider that exploiting. They used to date, you know. So they've been friends for a long time. :cool:

Iron Man. :cool:

I don't like her now that she's stick thin. :cool:

The caption to this picture is: "I swear to god Neutron's cock is this big!!!" :cool:

You know the old axiom that if you tell a lie long enough it becomes the truth? That's basically what we have here with the pics of this chick in this bikini. That is not Jessica Simpson but those pics continue to show up all over listed as her. So I guess it basically is her now. :cool:

Re: Jennifer Tilly... I'm very disappointed. I scrolled all the way down this thread and did not see one pic of Jennifer Tilly. Not one. :cool: