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  1. Duke Klingenpooper

    Which TV character would you bang?

    Raquel Woodruff Appearing in Alpha Dog, that I never saw: Appearing for Drivetime, where Tim is a gd interrupty buttinski-ton, and where she stole my heart. With this withering contempt:
  2. Duke Klingenpooper

    Which TV character would you bang?

    Slightly cross-eyed, improbably making her hotter. And those LIPS!
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    TV Upcoming TV shows/seasons you are looking forward to

    Hearing good things - definitely going to check this out.
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    >>>The Republican Party Is The Problem

    Since the Supreme's Dobbs decision, 70% of abortion-related threats have been against pro-life centers - FBI Director Christopher Wray ... but the Republican party is the prollem 🤣
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    The Biden Presidency

    Joe's cokehead, *** criminal *** is paying $50,000 rent each month to stay at the house where Biden stores US government classified documents in the garage. The house where they record no visitors. Control that narrative 🤣
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    The Biden Presidency

    Biden is so clueless he's down there mistaking the Salvation Army for the Secret Service - on camera (again). Mush brain from the jump, and just getting worse.
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    2024 Potential Candidates for the Presidency of the US

    It's not even a political issue. Newly-minted Independent Sinema is touring the border and its facilities along with 4 Republicans and 3 Democrat. To underscore for Bye-done and Kamalhump that it's not about politics, or compassion, or any of the other contrived, disingenuous rationales they...
  8. Duke Klingenpooper

    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    Agreed. McKean and Odenkirk are excellent examples of comedic actors with surprising depth, and it's pretty cleverly written.
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    Facials

    Kieran Lee performs a transaction on Rachel Love's pretty face with spurts of hot, stringy jizz.
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    Facials

    Monumental. Mucho like-o
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    TV TV Commercials

    The woman that won't stop talking about swamp ass was endearing for the shortest minute. Now the candor and the framing of the shot on her big dumb butt stink obsessed face is aggressive. Like the **** say. Feels like a micro aggression. I think it could be one.
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    2024 Potential Candidates for the Presidency of the US

    She was blunderific before she was czared to wave em in. She was a failed presidential candidate who fared poorly before she dropped out, but she checks boxes as a ticket balance hugely ironic pick, she's not very good at what she does don't know about her California history but she's a cackly...
  13. Duke Klingenpooper

    Hey Fellas, What Are You Favorite Kind Of Oreos?

    This is not what's your least favorite oreo flavor but maybe it intersects with someone's favorite but cotton candy is ass. Says I. Original double suffed was the only improvement on the og
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    Chiefs and the Vikings with the Chiefs coming out on top. I don't know if the Vikings can get through the Cowboys to do it, so I guess I'm counting on the Cowboys to Cowboy themselves out of the playoffs.
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    I'm praying for the Christmas miracle of Baker and Russell Wilson facing each other on Christmas and some one having to come away with a Christmas win altho a Christmas tie would be a greater gift and explode brain
  16. Duke Klingenpooper

    which sport turns you on the most

    Women's golf and billiards when they're hot
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    Favourite Film/Movie Theme Tune!?

    Moby is also featured in a Russell Crowe film where he busts his wife out of prison. Cool scene cat chase.
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    Favourite Film/Movie Theme Tune!?

    Danger Zone Lana
  19. Duke Klingenpooper

    What is the greatest single TV episode of all time.....?

    Stewie and Brian trapped in a bank vault for a weekend.
  20. Duke Klingenpooper

    Smartwatches, and what you use them for

    It's early warning for your notifications if you have a phone connected to it that's in your pocket or briefcase or something. Most of the time you can interact with the notification (reply to email, text, answer calls, etc) as tho it was your phone in a much smaller form factor to be sure. And...
  21. Duke Klingenpooper

    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    It started strong but felt like it wrapped up a bit mechanical and quick. Just 10 episodes, second half felt like setting up for the next season, and I don't think production on that started yet. I don't think I'll be that nto it year plus from now. Just 10 episodes.
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    Alexis Texas vs Jada Stevens - Who is the best big ass babe?

    Jada - AT has amazing ass too but JS is the whole package cute cute cute
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    Women of 'The Office' Poll

    I hear what you're saying about Pam - I'm biased because I read a QandA with Jenna Fischer early on, in GQ or a similar "guy-targeted" magazine, and one of the answers was about how much she loved giving blowjobs, so it was easy for her to agree that her boyfriend (whoever the guy was in her...
  24. Duke Klingenpooper

    War, what is it good for?

    The reports of Putin's debatable health, and the annexation of Ukraine not going to plan, NATO supersizing on Vlad's doorstep - one could be thankful that Russia doesn't do cruise control as well as the West.
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    How offensive is Churchill's Quote?

    Not offensive, not at all.
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    Women of 'The Office' Poll

    I was freaking out about Ellie Kemper but I wasn't looking for Erin. Like, how can you not include the most adorably porkable of them all, and a closet freak you know. Honorable mention for Melora, tits and all.
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    This is a debate I'll be interested to follow. I think Winston is a knucklehead, but I also think that he gets too much blame for all the picks he threw in his first year with Bruce Arians (something every QB with Arians does 1st year, and picks usually mean overconfidence). He's got good...
  28. Duke Klingenpooper

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    When you Hang Em High, the least you can do is get a good look at em
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    Funny Gifs

    This is perfect ☺️
  30. Duke Klingenpooper

    Funny Gifs

    Bad angle to stare down a dog from. They're very spatially and size-relative aware. Dog did nothing wrong.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    CCH Pounder, Rip Torn, Jeff Garlin, Stephen Root, and Bradley Whitford - go win a bar bet with Robocop 3
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    This is going to work out very well for Denver I think. It's revealing that they have such a track record of getting big HOF QBs to come in and trigger a championship. They are going to be really hard to stop.
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    Evil face expression

    Awesome bitch face!
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    NFL '21 Season Thread

    I heard Colin Cowherd relate an anecdote about Madden: fans will watch a truly terrible football game to the end for two reasons - wagering or John Madden p-b-p RIP the legend
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    Dexter: New *****

    I haven't stopped not watching the first one out of contrariness, because people are still telling me that I should watch it. It's been too hyped at this point (the first incarnation), for a premise that seems to require too much suspension of disbelief. So I probably won't eat the second one...
  36. Duke Klingenpooper

    Documentaries

    The doc on Ghislaine is very interesting - Epstein's Shadow: Ghislaine Maxwell - NBC produced it I think, so it's around on different channels.
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    Xmas Babes / Christmas Babes

    CHERIE! ❤️👌
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    The *** Control debate thread

    It's not a perfect corollary to be sure, but I would submit that it's a "way of life" thing, being fundamental to the American one. Take for example, Germany - extraordinarily specific and picky and serious and whatnot about their ****. Because it's a fundamental aspect of Bavarian culture...
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    I fear for my retirement (US)..

    Guys, I'm a big "get off my lawn or I'll ****** you and sell your organs", old crank bitching and moaning enthusiast, but I have to differ with the op - if history has taught us anything, it's that the thing can go from republic to empire to vassal to reich, etc., in a snap. Worry about your...
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    NFL '21 Season Thread

    If Russ leaves Seattle, does Pete retire? No one needs a change of scenery more than Russell Wilson. Rodgers could baffle everyone and not go to Denver or SF, or whomever pays to make it happen. This year has been an ass transition year. Like Favre with the Jets.
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    *2024 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Manchin impresses as direct and deliberate about how he votes. Maybe he's using the moment for his own aggrandizing, but if he is he isn't appearing to do so. Kamala is just so weak. Californians, and even black Californians, don't like her. She's a prosecutor, the state's henchman, and she's...
  42. Duke Klingenpooper

    NFL '21 Season Thread

    The NFL has done an impressive (and admittedly dollars-motivated) job of making games happen, even if you have to entertain the idea of position coaches taking the field. Goddamned right. You took your flu precautions. If your test strip comes back funny, but you're feeling 100%, well, that...
  43. Duke Klingenpooper

    *2024 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    There are some brilliant VP and cabinet picks in the public's view right now, but unless I'm mistaken, the US Democrats will wait to reveal their "front-runner" president candidate, having learned their Howard Dean lesson enough times. The mind says go with the one who brought you, but the heart...
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    The *** Control debate thread

    So the Walther P22 can ****. I knew it could. My teacher told me that enough holes, and any boat will sink.
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    The Perfect / Best Ass!!!

    LOVE to fuck her ragged
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    Lena Paul

    OMFG, love the Christmas posts guys. YES!
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