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  1. Duke Klingenpooper

    Convicted criminal President Donald Trump's Legacy

    You've got people agitating for a change or abolishing of the electoral college, in view of the urbanization of the country - what then, though? All the farmers and ranchers and everyone else in a flyover state gets a diminished say in the vote? Good? 'cause they're uneducated Jesus freaks...
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    Women blowing hot breath through underwear/briefs

    Get your ol' lady to ***** a cold, iced ***** between tokes on your pipe - like jumping in a pool straight from the sauna, for your dick 👍
  3. Duke Klingenpooper

    The Biden Presidency

    If reports are to be believed, he wanted to shoot it down, have his own U-2/Khrushchev bump in the polls, maybe - the Pentagon dissuaded, saying that the debris field is too much of a risk.
  4. Duke Klingenpooper

    The Biden Presidency

    Easy to do when 26 states, more than half, saw increases in the minimum wage - something Biden can take ZERO credit for, being individual states' determination, over and above the federal minimum. Thank God too, because poor folk can afford Bidenflation and skyrocketing no-end-in-sight gas...
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    TV Shows that everyone loves, but you don't

    Fair enough - I overheard someone saying that they weren't a fan so much as more a fan of Better Call Saul. But if you don't like either, you're not controlling the remote in my house.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    It's becoming a crowded field, the true crime docs about this scumbag and his scumbag clan, but I caught this in the summer, I think not long after his arrest. "Murdaugh *******: Deadly Dynasty” (Investigation Discovery/Discovery)
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    Alexis Fawx

    She does - at least, I've seen some Ungloryhole clips and she brings personality to the role, sexy milf.
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    Women blowing hot breath through underwear/briefs

    It's fricking amazing to have her panting on your junk, no doubt. I think the issue arises when she's blowing cold breath through underwear/briefs. 'cause that bitch a vampire.
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    TV Rick and Morty

    It's hard to follow your logic. Nearly every court case relates in one way or another. All of US law, much of Western law really, is concerned with the rights of the individual. If someone steals from me, the law is broken. I have an advocate in my government and its laws. If I'm the accused...
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    TV Rick and Morty

    The right, for example, to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness - if an aggressor wrongly deprives you of those things (******, for example), you're still in possession of those rights, and they have been deprived you - this is why if the ****** beef don't stick, you can still sue 'em...
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    Police: He's not racist, he was just having "a really bad day"

    I watched the bodycam footage of the cop that perpetrated the most harm, I think - the cop that ran on the scene out of breath, pepper sprayed himself (it appears), staggers and wheezes for a bit, and then returns to the scrum after deploying a telescoping baton - the other cops scatter out of...
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    Cover songs better than the original

    It came on the radio, one of the ****' rock roll bands covering a twinkie tune from the 80's and I kept thinking I recognize this, I'm going to change it when I figure out what it is (I didn't until the lyrics hit) and I wound up listening to the whole thing and thinking that this song should...
  13. Duke Klingenpooper

    Chicks showing ass & looking back over their shoulder!!!

    Heather Honey has so much ass to look back over 😍 https://cherrypimps.com/trailers/18189-heatherhoney.html
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    the 69 position ... (picture thread)

    Cutie Heather Honey can sit on my face anytime.
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    TV Shows that everyone loves, but you don't

    Third Rock from the Sun should have got someone locked up. Big Bang Theory gave us naked Kaley Cuoco fakes, and that was its greatest gift. All the CSIs and Homicides and Law and Orders are just Matlock with a hardon.
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    TV Rick and Morty

    That's a mess of logic, with all due respect. The accused and the victim both have certain inalienable and constitutional rights, with neither trumping the other. The priority is not "not convicting the wrongly accused", it's convicting the right and justly accused. There's a difference in approach.
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    I can't live without porn 😋 why?

    Why are you trying to live without porn?
  18. Duke Klingenpooper

    In Los Angeles, I Have Never Seen So Many Expired Vehicle Registration Tags

    It's like a scratcher ticket for the cops for Christ's sake. Hell, if I was a cop I'd just see it as "**** man, do you want me to shake your tree? Because that's what we do." - such is the peril of specializations and misaligned priorities in community policing. Keeping my old D cells in a...
  19. Duke Klingenpooper

    Emma Rose

    TS Emma Rose poolside and buttfucked.
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    Ironically, I've been a hater on TB for pretty much all of his career, blaming favorable officiating and rule-bending for a majority of his success, and great coaching for the balance, but ironically, ironically - this **** poor year (from a performance standpoint) changed my mind. He's a...
  21. Duke Klingenpooper

    Stuff you don't see often

    Sweaty cooch face.
  22. Duke Klingenpooper

    Convicted criminal President Donald Trump's Legacy

    Meanwhile, a third hoard of classified documents discovered at Bidumb's beach house in Rehoboth Beach FBI searching Biden beach home for classified documents: report Because this career-long, self-admitted and confirmed liar "takes classified documents seriously". Seriously. Everywhere.
  23. Duke Klingenpooper

    What is the official history of FreeOnes, when did it start, changes, etc

    The more they change, the more they stay the same. The activity level of the talk is probably, at least in part, related to the extraordinary damnatio memoriae singularly leveled on a user more sinned against than sinning in the intervening period of which you speak - like, who wants to be next...
  24. Duke Klingenpooper

    Metric/English

    I use metric as a noun, but I know that it also applies to a number system of dots and stuff and that one of my favorite things, being a American, is guns and they are measured in the numbers that use dots and the larger numbers after the dots are the guns with more kick. Which is consistent...
  25. Duke Klingenpooper

    Convicted criminal President Donald Trump's Legacy

    Strictly speaking, certain segments of the media about which I am informed enough to speak are left of center biased, in a general sense. That's a product of education (the decline of education correlates to the decline in quality of "the media", incidentally), and a diversity of ideas among...
  26. Duke Klingenpooper

    Underboob shots / Under boobs

    Rarely has history seen underboob demonstrated with such breathtaking efficacy as when Vanessa Upton drops some underboob.
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    TV Rick and Morty

    It was about Rick's resolute avoidance of ****** intimacy, confront the hard things in close relationships. A more knowledgeable viewer could give you a more astute take, though.
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    Saliva Strands

    I think Chanel Preston can breathe underwater.
  29. Duke Klingenpooper

    Guys Waiting in Line For Blowjob

    I love Sarah Vandella like a fat *** loves cake.
  30. Duke Klingenpooper

    Underboob shots / Under boobs

    At least 51% of Larkin Love's shots will be underboob shots, I'd wager, because of them big pretty titties. Cups can only hope to contain her.
  31. Duke Klingenpooper

    Do you remember your first time getting turned on?

    I got boners when I was little and was convinced that it was some bizarre, transient mutation that I must keep absolutely private. Nothing in the literature had prepared me for that, up to that point.
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    TV Rick and Morty

    I've never been a regular watcher, but I read an article in Psych Today or something that broke down, very comprehensively, the Pickle Rick episode. Without ever seeing the show, just reading this episode synopsis, it sounded especially well done, and funny. Deeper than typical ****. Too bad...
  33. Duke Klingenpooper

    Boobies.

    Larkin Love, alas fake jizz - from one of her joe/joi clips. Like I need encouragement with those tig ol' bitties in my face
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    I think Yak was talking about Wilks, and if so, I agree. I know his attys are pissed that he got ****** over, and they've flatly stated that it's a race issue, coaching hires - with Wilks it's just not. It's not. He's a good coordinator (not even a great one) and not head coach caliber. In my...
  35. Duke Klingenpooper

    Political Satire

    Maybe there was supposed to be a comma there - you know, *another* Biden gaffe. Airhead just misspoke. "I take classified documents, seriously!"
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    Insert caption to porn thread

    Never again, after Chipotle. We never. Again. I need a wet towel. Or the curtain, curtain's good.
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    Lynda Carter

    I had no idea! rep a dep dep, awesome post
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    Taking Condom off / Videos of the guy OR girl taking the condom off & fucking bareback / Safe to Raw

    That's her name, Alison Faye. Taking some radiator hose at the gloryhole, sans rubber:
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    Gloryholes

    Allie Haze at the gloryhole
  40. Duke Klingenpooper

    The Biden Presidency

    Sure beats the heck out of looking at your watch while your nation's dead soldiers are being honored and interred.
  41. Duke Klingenpooper

    NFL '22 Season Thread

    Down to the Kansas City Chiefs and the aged veteran Patrick Mahomes vs the perpetually discounted, disrespected, oft-underachieving Bengals and Joe Money Burrow, a QB greater already than 'natti's past signal-callers, Palmer, Esiason, Anderson - the Bengals have their Peyton, their Favre, their...
  42. Duke Klingenpooper

    Best Fake Tits / Perfect Fake Breasts

    Octokuro is hard to beat. So near perfect that image search will return computer generated pinup hotties off her sometimes.
  43. Duke Klingenpooper

    The Biden Presidency

    How long before the deceitful document thief gets Cuomo-ed by his party? They love to offer the sacrifice to make their collective sins oh so background. Pelosi is unashamedly insider trading, getting fabulously rich, Schumer is inciting ******** with vitriolic rhetoric targeted at Supreme Court...
  44. Duke Klingenpooper

    Convicted criminal President Donald Trump's Legacy

    Joseph Biden and Hunter Biden are making history as the first sitting president and his ***, both being federally investigated. Let's go Brandummie!
  45. Duke Klingenpooper

    >>>The Republican Party Is The Problem

    Misleading. Not "similar suspicious activity". All *** sales. Which is an invasion of privacy, and a government's spying on its own people, with the cooperation of a private company that also does business with said government. "oh, bububut the ********!" 🤣
  46. Duke Klingenpooper

    Scientists and the .........................!

    On a possibly related note, the rotation of the earth's core reversed directions, around the same time Obama was inaugurated. Coincidence? You decide. Earth's inner core has slowed down and could have impact on days' length, new study finds
  47. Duke Klingenpooper

    The Biden Presidency

    Abraham Lincoln was the last great president. Teddy Roosevelt was alright. Bit of a bore with all his mountain man ****, and mildly commie there near the end. But he was alright.
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    Scientists and the .........................!

    Angela White would break Islam. I mean, if she just grew up in Yemen or somewhere, looking like that, her very (curvy) presence would inspire a spiritual revolution. Her tits would light the flame of freedom. I've never been so keen on a pic of her so clothed. Excellent post sir.
  49. Duke Klingenpooper

    Any Predictions On The Outcome Of The Alec Baldwin Situation?

    Snap prediction that a whole lot fewer actors will be taking scripts where they're required to fire a firearm at someone. Who wants that risk?
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