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  1. alexpnz

    Does a broken pinky toe heal on their own?

    Wrap it in gauze and tape it pretty tight,but not too tight, with white medical tape........and stop asking about it on a porn board and get to a goddamned doctor! :facepalm:
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    What are you watching right now?

    Grammys
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    Re: LAPD Shooting Innocent People During the Christopher Dorner Manhunt

    Re: LAPD Shooting Innocent People During the Christopher Dorner Manhunt .....or shot. :facepalm:
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    Attention new cunterators!

    You're a fucking goddamned idiot. Throw yourself in a woodchipper. :hatsoff:
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    Linnea Quigley

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    Movies so bad they're good?

    Hollywood.Chainsaw.Hookers
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    Ask Me Anything

    Whats the 401k like @ The Pussy Eating Club, LLC? :D :facepalm:
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    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    :banger: :facepalm:
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    Ask Me Anything

    :1orglaugh :facepalm:
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    girlfriends ,real girl, amateur

    http://api.ning.com/files/V-RIr4URhZAnL8mUjl74DYDEuAqYBmOLLLS6SVqqeCg_/Picture010.jpg http://api.ning.com/files/qDLyAe9yNJtWV*0lnkrviMhelVP0IUBGE2-fW8frHMI_/Picture003.jpg http://api.ning.com/files/H8wYBz2t2nzvfRWl-9X*7c-zB5t5KJ-qm5CDoKmgcno_/Picture006.jpg...
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    Kinda confused

    If you're not from Jersey, you can't hang with cool ****.
  12. alexpnz

    Women's Panties

    Yea, but you fart in yours, correct?
  13. alexpnz

    BrianaLeeExtreme.com Briana Lee's Brand New Website!!!

    I have to be honest Briana, I'm really not happy with these pics. :nono: IMO, it really doesn't do you justice when you're bent over with a plug stuck up your poopchute.
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    Does The TP Need To Be Completely White On The Last Wipe Or Are There Acceptable Shades Of Beige?

    The creedo is as follows: Wipe til it's white! :hatsoff:
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    Ask Me Anything

    Brooklyn Decker, digging for gold. You take a pic like that and I'll use it and make you famous. No....No I won't. :facepalm:
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    Kinda confused

    Company man....:facepalm:
  17. alexpnz

    "Only In America"

    :1orglaugh :facepalm:
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    Sexy ass 19yr old black teen Yoelise from D.R. speaka no english but me so horny!

    She looks like Tommy Davidson with a wig...:dunno: Yea, I'm a jealous hater....uh huh.
  19. alexpnz

    I'd like to challenge the other OCSMs to a sexy karaoke contest

    Lemme get a hot 16, Yo! :facepalm:
  20. alexpnz

    Pornstars / Escorts Revealing Celebs they have had Sex with

    Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? Ahhh yes, what is commonly referred to as "The Golden Age of Hip Hop". You can thank Lil wayne for the horseshit they try to pass off as "Hop Hop", today.
  21. alexpnz

    NFL '12 Season Thread

    They targeted Ray Lewis more times than those 2 people he stabbed, thats for sure!
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    NFL '13 Season Thread

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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    of course
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    Illuminati / NWO: The Conspiracy Theories

    You never let me down, :cupcake: man. You Freemason, you....:tongue:
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    Illuminati / NWO: The Conspiracy Theories

    Hey :cupcake: man! Beyonce, Illuminati? http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/did-beyonce-flash-illuminati-sign-why-did-superdome-064347471--nfl.html
  26. alexpnz

    What football clubs do you people support?

    Man City...cause Noel Gallagher said so!
  27. alexpnz

    How do you ***** your ****?

    Bottle..like a man does.
  28. alexpnz

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Dunkin Donuts Coffee, 2 Splendas and cream.
  29. alexpnz

    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Ray Lewis did nothing yesterday but get in the way with his crippled, old, ********* ass. I give him credit, he got out at the right time. Fuck Ray Lewis...
  30. alexpnz

    BrianaLeeExtreme.com Briana Lee's Brand New Website!!!

    No. They **** alot because they take Ex Lax like they're breathmints.
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    NFL '13 Season Thread

    My prediction is that Ray Lewis wont last long @ ESPN. DISNEY will not put up with the "double ********" backlash for very long. Maybe Ray can het a job on the Outdoor Network...ya know, the wole Deer Antler thing? :facepalm:
  32. alexpnz

    NFL '13 Season Thread

    Word up! Ray Lewis has a "killer" new job @ ESPN on top of all that. Now we gotta hear all this "god is good" crap come out of this convicts' mouth for the next week or so.
  33. alexpnz

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Diet Snapple half Lemonade half Iced Tea
  34. alexpnz

    NFL '12 Season Thread

    So was O.J. :facepalm:
  35. alexpnz

    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Thats what I hear. Right now hes getting circles run around his old, ********* ass.
  36. alexpnz

    Who would you like to do in Fuck A Fan?

    What in the world? :facepalm:
  37. alexpnz

    NFL '12 Season Thread

    :cmon:
  38. alexpnz

    Ask Me Anything

    Old fart.... :facepalm:
  39. alexpnz

    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Guess this big mouth Ray Lewis isnt exactly motivating **** right now?
  40. alexpnz

    Veil

    Nuffin
  41. alexpnz

    What are you watching right now?

    Back and forth between the Super Bowl and Jerseylicious.
  42. alexpnz

    Ask Me Anything

    Who turned out the lights @ the Super Bowl? :dunno:
  43. alexpnz

    Would you participate in a *******?

    Nah. My opinion is based on the few of those things that I have seen....or should I say, "attempted" to see. This bukakke thing is obviously in your wheelhouse so I'll just take your word for it . Cheerio :hatsoff:
  44. alexpnz

    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Ironic how the lights went out in the dome just as the 9ers lights went out..
  45. alexpnz

    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Alex Smith is ******* himself with joy right now. Kaepernick aint ready for this ****.
  46. alexpnz

    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Yup! And instead of the 9'ers winning by 13 tonight, they would win by 20!!!
  47. alexpnz

    ******** aids?

    A VERY hot shower or bath, a Lemon Zinger with Honey and a good Bowel Movement and magazine right before bed, always does it for me. (No joke....very relaxing) Other than that, get those Non-Habit forming ******** pills from Target...... ALWAYS do the job. :hatsoff:
  48. alexpnz

    ***** Meat

    I needed the 6 ***** to complete a big Pick 3 @ Yonkers last night and he stunk up the track. They can have him for a #1 Super Size meal @ McDonalds. :hatsoff:
  49. alexpnz

    Who can beat Tori Black?

    CM Punk
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