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I hope you know how to sew because if you let one rip in that dress.....:rofl:

How bout a photoset in the kitchen making a Turkey sandwich with just a pair of drawers and hi top sneakers on! Theres nothing sexier than a woman at work....

Ravens dismantling.. You can thank Jersey Joe and his guaranteed $52 mil. :facepalm:

Saw: Oasis w/ Black Crowes and Jet Wish: Metallica in their prime. I'm talking the And Justice For All Tour, before the Black Album.

Thats It! No more 7-11's for me! :nono:

Keep it ducky...:hatsoff:

Anquan Boldin to San Fran. Take that Seattle.

Re: Pornstars without makeup. Thanx, Doc.

Do you have any idea where you are? You should relax a little. I'ma just sayin...

Park car in garage. Shut garage door. Leave it running. Breathe deeply. :hatsoff:

Re: Pornstars without makeup. Wait...what?

Takes one to know one.... :tongue:

:cupcake: esq.

Kardashians? :nono: Now if you would have mentioned Sammi Sweetheart and J-Woww, then you would have FINALLY done said something, Brah!

Fell on deaf ears there, Dirl...

Boy, criminals get dumber and dumber...:facepalm:. If I was her, I would have **** in the meal before I served it. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/applebees-waitress-stolen-id-drivers-license-154712609.html

The generic answer......."I needed the money"

ANYBODY who commits acts of Animalistic ******** like this one.....regardless of color, faith, religion, etc. etc, should be eradicated off the face of the planet immediately. Cut their heads off. Shoot them 20 times. Gas them. Lethal *********. **** behind a car. Dismemberment. Dump them in...

:facepalm: Instead of the lame Scandanavian or Norweigian (whatever the fuck it's called where you people are from?) humor, why don't you find some more "Breaking News" in the porn world? Like, how when Savannah will come back from the dead for her "Big Return" to the Porn Industry!? Swedes....

I hope these Scumfucks die in front of their respective families for doing this type of ****!! http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/new_york&id=9017163 :mad:

Full Throttle Saloon

The other day I handed the young Puerto Rican waitress at my local OTB $8 for a $1.50 cup of coffee. It was a slow night for the poor girl and she always hustles. I hit the early Pik 4 @ Yonkers for a $1 and I felt charitable.

Spex, please tell this dude that NOBODY cares about him? Thanx and buh-bye! :wave:

The next WWE Hall of Fame inductee will be... http://www.usmagazine.com/*********-news/news/paul-bearer-dead-wwe-manager-of-the-undertaker-passes-away-at-58-201363

It sucks just like you, you filthy Sodomite. :hatsoff:

Mouth Guards with Listerine?

I just reported you....you Sodomite! :nono:

Bad Breath? What if the old lady just ate her own ****, would YOU perform CPR?

Great site to find and share info. http://800notes.com/

Stacey Poole http://galleries.britishmodelgirls.co.uk/Stacey-Poole-Layered-Nylons/index.html

I also call Horseshit on these OCSM's. This little dude pushed up on you in a club, you're drawers would hit the floor faster than Manny Pacquiao did in his last fight. Fuck outta here......:facepalm:

IF this is indeed true, this dumb ass broad should be pile driven thru a wooden table like Terry Funk did to Ric Flair! :facepalm:

Looking good in black...I'd smash! http://gma.yahoo.com/casey-anthony-******-hiding-162707128--abc-news-topstories.html

I penetrated a few feathered hair bitches in the back of the 86 Trans Am to this song, back in the day. :yesyes:

Flash or moon an old Chinese dude @ a Chinese restaurant. Old Chinese dudes' reactions=hilarity!

I hope you're NOT being Malonetwo.

Yea Mufuckas....WHAT!?

Fart Fetish. :thumbsup:

The REAL Harlem Shake

Negative. However, a Fart video? Now ya done said something....:thumbsup:

It would be "grate" if one fell on your empty head. :hatsoff:

:facepalm: x100

Seriously, you need your fuckin' head examined. You're starting to scare me now. :facepalm: I just bet the trotters, Yonkers and The Meadowlands for me with an occasional foray to Balmoral, Cal Expo and Woodbine harness.

Nope....too late. :nono:

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