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Thanks for the rep!

Re: What porn stars who have abruptly quit the business should have stayed around lon No wait - ain't that one in the same?

Re: What porn stars who have abruptly quit the business should have stayed around lon And his ******.

Damn - I knew there was a reason I should have gone to high school.

Brilliant - no man would ever think of that. Fixed He said his girlfriend, not his boyfriend - and it happened when she was 18, not 14.

Only if it's Petra with her double-fist strap-on. :nannerf2:

:dunno::surprise::brick::pimpdaddy:partysml::yesyes:

I've had a number of employee and self employed policies over the years. Rates and coverage vary a lot from state-to-state but I've always had luck finding an independent insurance salesman that can shot a dozen or more companies for you and help you get the best coverage for your situation.

Mr. Ed

So - you're saying that I should tip Dirk for the fantastic rim-job he gave me last night?

:iloveyou:

Most likely the result of suppressed ****** fantasies.

Does that mean I'd get to post in the "for the curious" section? :surprise:

I wish - I was just one of 9 brats living on my grandfather's dairy **** with an overworked ****** and a ****** that did everything from selling vacuum cleaners to repairing highway billboards. Anything to keep himself on the road so he didn't have to deal with his offspring. We were poor...

And I thought it was cool as long as you didn't introduce her to your ***. :dunno: Guess I have stooped to the "pathetic person" mode more than once over the past 50 years. But to my credit, I dated a few ugly bitches during extended dry spells.

Ya - I try to save pics like that for the right moment but most of the time someone else uses the pic before I get the right chance. Thanks for the rep.

You were so mean to me at the convention - but I forgive you.

Sadly I know a number of people who feel that way - they all date strippers. Don't get me started on the lazy fucks or my poor editor, who's probably the best young worker I know, will have to sit here and listen to me ranting about how I wish the lazy fuckers would all just fucking die.

I find it so entertaining, yes almost comical, when people rationalize unsafe behavior. I have personally seen both sides - you go ahead and ride without a helmet, I'll wear mine.

I usually start out with something simple and direct like; Do you swallow?

Works for me!

Ok - and do you walk in groups? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yup - she told me that too.

Then do it for them. What I think doesn't even mater. But I do agree with you on one thing - it's not the government's place to tell you to wear a helmet. That's a personal decision. Be safe and remember, people will miss you and riding with a helmet can ensure they don't have to.

But your *** taught me how to lie.

I prefer a "tight end". "They are usually lined up on the offensive line and are large enough to be effective blockers. On the other hand, they are eligible receivers adept enough to warrant a defense's attention when running pass patterns." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tight_end

I agree it should be your decision - it's a really bad one but wtf - who's going to miss you anyway?

Glad to see you got this thread back on track!

The problem with chaps is that they don't stay in place as you're sliding down the road at 45 mph (or any speed for that matter). Sure they keep small rocks and big bugs from causing little owies on your shins but they really aren't much better than biking naked when you start tumbling down...

Top or bottom?

My best friends older ******. I remember catching a glimpse of her as she ran naked from the shower to her room - I was 13 and she was a senior in high school.

So let me get this straight. If I hire a hard-bodied, 19-year-old, pole-dancer to fuck me to death, and doesn't stop exactly at the time of death, she gets life in prison? :dunno: Now how the hell am I supposed to find some one to help me with my assisted suicide plans?

Only if they make their living from it. So Dirk, please quit sending penis pictures to Petra thinking it's gonna get you OSCM status. You'd do better selling them to will-e...... and remember, he prefers you in your choir-boy outfit. Report the income to Petra, make a few freeones...

:facepalm:

"I'm secretly in love with my ******" Well hell then - Bring Me Your ******! Sorry for the unabashed spamming - I just couldn't resist ;)

I sold my soul to Google a long time ago.

Because I love the girls. :dunno:

OK - you are certainly "qualified to comment here". I just read the board rules and nowhere does it require any knowledge of anything in order to "be qualified to post here" (That's probably a good thing because I'd be ****** in a heart beat if I had to have knowledge of a subject before I...

True - but posting a pic of yourself next to a porn star isn't going to change that. And for you two: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Where in the requirements for OSCM is there a post count requirement. Many of the OSCM's have their own sites and/or programs and directly benefit from posting here. Others are just here for the enjoyment of being here. They gain nothing from listing to your bitching, yet they come here and...

It was fun while it lasted.

Quit your fucking complaining. Most of us have to pay the girl extra to do that - you got a fucking freebie.

The time when unprotected sex didn't **** you.