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I thought that was lentils :dunno:

Lent, I love lent - I even save the lent I find between my toes. I know - it's not a very good thumb - you can see it much better here: http://www.gmpcash.com/temp/jager-nightly_DSC6204.jpg

Insert "bitch-slap" here.

Thanks for the rep - everyone knows I'm a pussy lover. :)

Any fucking thing I can - this cotton mouth sucks!

Get me room 622 and I'll start fucking Indica Young as hard as I can at 3AM - that'll teach the bitch.

We're 100% clay here - so when I did the landscaping I ripped out 12" of clay and replaced it with real soil mixed 50/50 with bulk rose-mix. The garden beds are 90% rose-mix 10% sand with compost added annually (damn - almost put anally there).

Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? Oh wait - those are warts. Sorry for the confusion.

Carrots prefer an early cool-moist germination and the right kind of soil to do well. Most of my carrots come in volunteer if I let a few grow to seed.

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When I say something stupid.

Well yes. Had two cats ****** by free-roaming bulls in last year so I'm thinking I'm not going to be rooting for the dogs on this one - or their owners. But the real fault lies with the owners of the dogs - would love to see them held responsible.

Just pulled this off the local police blotter: And I was sure Sam was from Denver. :dunno: :thumbsup::thumbsup:

So - have you ever tried to touch your own penis?

Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? Nice nipples!

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Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? Maddy Marks http://richardnailder.com/glass-mannequin-girls/maddys-puffy-pink-pussy/

Eggplant is easy - start them early inside or buy plants if you live in zone 4 or colder. The pellet *** takes care of all the critters! Actually, my cats keep the birds and squirrels away pretty well.

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Maxi Booty Audition - First time ever on camera. Initially this video wasn't to be released but Maxi gave her OK so here it is. http://teenpornaudition.com/first-hardcore-scene/maxi-booty-hardcore-audition/ She let her ******* film her for Bring Me Your ****** the next day.

Maxi Booty Audition - First time ever on camera. Initially this video wasn't to be released but Maxi gave her OK so here it is. http://teenpornaudition.com/first-hardcore-scene/maxi-booty-hardcore-audition/ She let her ******* film her for Bring Me Your ****** the next day.

Maxi Booty Audition - First time ever on camera. Initially this video wasn't to be released but Maxi gave her OK so here it is. http://teenpornaudition.com/first-hardcore-scene/maxi-booty-hardcore-audition/ She let her ******* film her for Bring Me Your ****** the next day.

Say hello to Jager Nightly - coming soon to Bring Me Your ****** Nothing like a good creampie for breakfast.

Re: Who made you cum today? Ace's nasty ****** - Jager Nightly - coming soon to Bring Me Your ****** Nothing like a good fuck for breakfast.

Agreed - just shot a beautiful black girl from Denver and she keeps telling me she only wants to use one name. :dunno:

Just finished my "morning" OJ and now it's time for a double espresso. My ***** schedule is sooooooooooooooooooo fucked up.

I love rabbit stew.

Damn - you are flexible!

It's a small, dirty, thankless job but someone has to do it.

Dirk does that for me.

Got to love the whore-da-culture!

Re: Do white guys prefer seeing Light skinned black girls or Darker skinned black gir In the late 90's, I rented a house to a cute Inuit woman - she was short on the rent a few months so well, hells bells, after a little "bartering" it was maliciously paid. Other than being a bit thicker...

Last time I went to the commissary was the last shopping day before Christmas, the one at Peterson AFB is fairly new but still has very narrow isles and what open space there was was packed with all the great Christmas stuff we all enjoyed when we were stationed overseas. In fact, the only...

Setdec is a thankless job. Did a lot of contract work in Santa Fe for various westerns. On the DreemKeepers set, me and my crew worked 5 freezing January days blowing sand only to have to move it all, find out that was worse, and move it all back to it's original location because the director...

Re: Do white guys prefer seeing Light skinned black girls or Darker skinned black gir It's not the color of the skin but the quality of the skin that turns me on - a girl with beautiful healthy skin turns me on regardless of the color. Probably why I **** tweekers so damn much - not only...

I fuck teenage girls for a living. I love my job!

Congrats on the move - I'm working wit my 4th black girl this weekend and looking forward to it. My best model, camera girl and friend is dating a very handsome black man and she's been holding off doing IR for the same reason. When you work in this industry, keeping something special in a...

Try shopping at the commissary - WW2 vets do that and can't even hear you hollering at them. At least they served.

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Thanks for the rep..... Now kindly back out of my window as I dial 911.

Re: Who made you cum today? Diva Duz - this petite teenager was the first black girl I ever fucked. Diva was a bit nervous (and I think I was too) on her first few shoots but she was so much fun to kick-it with and the sex was sooooooo good. I think our best on-camera sex was in the shop...

I didn't really envision Dirk and Shifty taking turns trying to fuck me to death...... But now that I think of it, :cupcake: and :cthulhu: might just do the trick.

Yes Yes :yesyes::yesyes:

Girl asked me last night why I had suddenly started taking her pulse during sex. I told her that in the event I fucked her to death, I needed to stop immediately so I wouldn't get charged under the statute.

People that think they have "talent". Bastard didn't even get the wheels clean.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?432400-What-pisses-you-off&p=6488543&viewfull=1#post6488543 Yup - but you need to put in a little extra effort next time or no tip.

Thanks - I started out really pissed and then toned it way down - glad I did.