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I just watched "Devil" It was basically about my ex-****** in law :dunno:

What he said ^^ I could never be a lesbian because bitches are crazy, I have enough hormones for the whole relationship no need to double it.. I can't hang out with my girlfriends for to long before I end up highly annoyed and ready to ******** someone.. I'll stick with my men :D Plus two...

I think it should have to be specified in a patients will.. Like the "don't ressucitate" order.. That way you know it's what that pt wanted.

I can never put deodorant on before I get dressed cause it always manages to get on my shirt if I do.. :dunno:

It sucks you don't work for insomniac events, then maybe you could be one of the stagehands at EDC next week! (I'm insanelyyyy stoked for it!) :D

Johnny Knoxville is yummyyyy<3

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It's allowed for ******* so why isn't it allowed for us? If someone is so ill to the point that they can't function at all. Feed themselves, bathe themselves, or even really move why should they have to lay in pain and suffer when the outcome is undoubtedly the same? It just doesnt make sense...

Lol I don't model/cam/act etc so I can't be an OCSM... A while ago hillhopper and I had talked about how the non OCSM females should be OCFMs (Official Checked Female Members) lol

I think men & women are equal in selfishness, men are selfish with their gadgets and games and their "space" and woman are selfish with men, like their time & what not.. As for the gossip, women gossip on the daily, men aren't as quick to run their mouths but I've definitely witnessed some...

Yep makes total sense :) I listen to music basically the whole time.. While I'm in the shower, while I'm getting ready, while I'm cooking and going to ***** lol like all the time.

Assuming you to don't have to rush out of the house, what is your favorite thing to do after a shower? Do you have a routine like, shower/shave/brush teeth/dress etc or do you just do whatever comes to mind? Personally my favorite thing to do (if I don't have to rush) is to: shower, then air...

Zumanity is known as "The sensual side of Cirque du Soleil".. If you google it you can watch a video on it.. It's just really hot & sexy.. Strip clubs that serve ******* can't be fully nude, though honestly with the itty bitty g-strings they wear they might as well be fully naked lol I don't...

I have this scar on my left hand from when I burned myself accidentally as a ***.. It's inbetween my thumb and pointer finger and no one notices it really unless they're looking at my hand up close (nail salons etc..) Also I know this is going to sound crazy to you guys cause well you're guys...

There's a lot to explain from your last posts but I'm exhausted and heading to bed... (yes at 6:30 in the morning.. Don't judge me :D ) I'll give you the 411 when I **** up:)

Play the slots by the door of the casinos, they're set to win more often because the "ding ding ding" that goes off when you win attracts people to come inside.. Tacos & ******* inside of The Luxor is super yummy and super overpriced lol Casino Royale has dollar margaritas that are delicious...

Well Zumanity is an amazing show, very very artsy/sensual. When it comes to female shows Peep Show is 100 times better than Fantasy.. Fantasy was not at all worth the money. Or at least I didn't think so :dunno: If you like live music "Feelgoods Bar & Grill" is usually a really good time. It's...

What would you do if you woke up and had a brain? :dunno: Really though, what would you do? :rolleyes:

When I bungee jumped it felt like I was much higher up than I was.. though I don't think I could be up that high and just be doing my job like that guy.. I'd be sweatin and freakin out lol

WAIT! Back on topic guys, oh wait.. the topic was this ^^ :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh NO. You can't go to a freeones party in London, apparently a lot of the restraining orders that most OCSMs have out on you haven't expired yet :dunno:

I think the pics I sent you count as 10 :1orglaugh:1orglaugh :tongue:

lol the beach one is pretty huh? That's my favorite place in the whole wide world<3

No no no, the new rule is that at 5,000 posts you don't actually get your own shirt but you get a picture of me in the FO shirt... Budget cuts :dunno: Economy people economy! heh :o

Idk if you could handle it.. my bras are big :P If he dates he doesn't bring his girlfriends home to me.. I'd have WAY to much fun embarrassing him lol

Hmm I'll have to try it out the next time I'm at VS :) Ohhh GSB ;)

You said you wouldn't tell.. I even covered it up to make it look like an accident! :tongue: lolololol! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh It does sound like a knock off dyson! (those vaccums are weird but they make these fans and they are bad ass! lol)

I used to wear Victorias Secrets "Love Spell" body spray in high school and all my guy friends called it "boner in a bottle" lol

I actually really like the way that stuff smells but I wouldn't wear on my body.. I would use it if it was like a laundry detergent, I think it smells like fresh linen lol

:dito: I usually wear a vanilla body spray from bath & body works. I don't like overbearing scents at all so it's a very rare occasion that I wear a perfume (the last time I wore a perfume was the military ball 2 years ago lol) During the holidays though there's this cinnamon pumpkin spice...

I'm sayin :dunno: Most of these girls are not obese at all? They just have huge boobs or a big ass.. Since when does that equal "fat"? It used to mean sexy...

Bill Clinton :D .......but really, Ann Coulter or Sarah Palin with duct tape over her mouth..(AND ONLY WITH DUCT TAPE OVER HER MOUTH!) .......but really, Bill Clinton :D

I was at the store earlier picking out body spray and it ****** out all over my purse just now but it made me start thinking.. So what's your favorite scent on a girl? Warm scents like "vanilla", "cinnamon" and "pumpkin"... Earthy scents like "lavender" and "honeysuckle"... Or Fruity scents.. Or...

Boys boys boys.. I felt like I actually sounded like an advertisement :dunno: lol But you know me, if I find a way to prove myself I will. :tongue:

Lol What would I do without my freeones boys? ;) :o :iloveyou:

Yep.. But they make this stuff called "Goodhead" it's a lube that is designed to semi-numb thee back of a persons throat (but not the guys dick) and it drastically helps her deepthroating skills.. I would constantly gag before I found that stuff now I can take 10 inches without struggle lol

Coming from a female: orangecat is 100% right. This girls lying, there is NO stalker ex, chances are, that she's the stalker ex! She's telling you all of this because she wants you to be a)jealous b)"worried for her safety" and c) rushed into making a decision to be in a relationship with her...

:( Only the good die young!

Ezzzzzey! :( I just got back :( We will miss you!

Lmao! Yeah right! It might work for the pornstars but I had a hard enough time asking one of my good friends to stay at her place for a week or two while I find a place, let alone asking complete strangers for money lol A greyhounds not that bad anyways, I get to see different sites off the bus...

I'm sorry but you don't look up things related to ****** and then a few weeks later your ******** ends up dead.. That's just too big of a coincidence.. And come onnnn "The nanny named Zanny" ******** her?? You have to be kidding me and even if that was the case what ****** would NOT go to the...

Yeah unfortunately airplanes cost double what I paid for the greyhound tickets.. Plus I can check 4 bags (2each) for 20 dollars total where as a plane would charge some ridiculous per bag fee.. Greyhound=cost efficient "/

Uhm let's put it this way.. When I want to learn how to bake a cake I look up a recipe.. When I want to learn how to get from point A to point B I look up directions... And when I want to learn how to **** my 2 year old ******** I look up "'neck breaking', 'death' and 'head injuries' as well as...

Were moving July 6th.. We won't get there until July 8th.. This means I'm spending 2 days on a greyhound with my *******.. (shoot me?) not that I don't love him to pieces but our relationship is best when he has a computer to play wow and I well when I'm not on a stinky bus crossing 10 different...

So much stuff comes to mind.. 5) Never make someone your priority if you're only their option. 4) Think about whether the subject of an argument your having will be important next month, if it won't be, the argument isn't worth having so swallow your pride and drop it. 3) You're never too old...

Nine million bicycles--Katie Melua Nobody--Keith Sweat I can love you like that--All-4-One (I totally get down to this song haha)