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  1. ~~whimsy~~

    For anyone who is married. I just wanted to let you know this

    So, um, yeah... have a great day :hatsoff:
  2. ~~whimsy~~

    This guy ain't taking none of her ****! Or should I say ****...

    He didn't fight in WWII so she could have the right to **** on good old fashion American soil!!!! Take that bitch!!!! :cussing:
  3. ~~whimsy~~

    How do you clean a mattress? Stain, odor, smell...

    How do you clean up **** on a mattress. Getting rid of the scent and odor. There. It is that simple!!! :hatsoff:
  4. ~~whimsy~~

    A message to BlueBalls -- Sincerely, your soon to be Masters

    We know that you know...
  5. ~~whimsy~~

    The last person Lurking ever lurked on

    And she sang him a song before his last breath was exhaled. RIP LurkingDirk. You were a great member. I am sad to see you been crushed by Jabba the slut in the hut. LvTHHsXlYQM (lol total fail on part as I put instead of YOUTUBE)
  6. ~~whimsy~~

    Need to start thinking bee! A general statement from ~~Whimsy~~

    Be nice, patient, and gentle. Don't be quick to sting. We are all on this site for good times and viewing pleasures. Sure there might be some debates, however, remember: just because someone quotes you doesn't mean you have to quote back and continue a thread ladder of quotes. Of which will end...
  7. ~~whimsy~~

    Hope for type-2 diabetes by dolphins

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/biology_evolution/article7033147.ece
  8. ~~whimsy~~

    Pawshank Redemption

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    The awkward graph

  10. ~~whimsy~~

    Monkey reenactment of a typical FO user's night

    Notice the female's face palm of disgust after 20 seconds into the act and reality kicked in, she realized what is happening, and it can never be undone.
  11. ~~whimsy~~

    This is for cheating your miserable bastard!

    Signed: Your soon to be widow. Oops. Don't cheat if you are in extreme sports.
  12. ~~whimsy~~

    Wedgie Flashback

    Well that is one way to take the eyes off the fact they are losing horribly.
  13. ~~whimsy~~

    The Duke Lacrosse accusor update. What's she been up to? Read and see.

    http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/7068705/
  14. ~~whimsy~~

    ********'s ****** shoots her abusive boyfriend in the balls

    http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/02/william_kelly_shoots_daughters.php Good for that ******. Doing what fathers should be doing. Protecting his ********/****** from scum like this. Anyone else get a good Charles Bronson vibe? Either way, given what is up there, the ****** admitted to the...
  15. ~~whimsy~~

    Pros and Cons of Nuclear Energy/Nuclear Power Plants

    http://members.tripod.com/funk_phenomenon/nuclear/procon.htm http://science.howstuffworks.com/nuclear-power5.htm http://library.thinkquest.org/3471/nuclear_energy_body.html The links up there I provided show a bit of information regarding nuclear power plants are interesting to read. The...
  16. ~~whimsy~~

    Simpler times = Gay times

    Good intentions gone horribly wrong!
  17. ~~whimsy~~

    Oh Marmaduke you silly *** of a bitch!

    http://news.yahoo.com/comics/100217/cx_mmduke_umedia/20101702 You are just so hilarious! I mean, look at you! You have his reading glasses and he is looking for them completely unaware! Oh Marmaduke.... how you keep us so fully entertained... and :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh...
  18. ~~whimsy~~

    Hacker shows porn on advert board in Moscow

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100216/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_russia_porn Extremely advanced internet user? Wow! That must mean I am the internet then with as much as I am on. You all will bow to me now!
  19. ~~whimsy~~

    6-year-old throws huge tantrum, not calming down, gets handcuffed

    http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2010/feb/11/port-st-lucie-schools-confines-6-year-old-with/ They shouldn't of handcuffed her. They should of maced her. :tongue:
  20. ~~whimsy~~

    This anti-smoking bullshit is getting out of hand. Big time!

    http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/ohio-news/ohio-hospital-system-says-it-wont-hire-smokers-550381.html So what about ********? I'd rather have a smoking doctor than a possible alcoholic doctor. I'm not a fan of smoking and personally find it disgusting. However, if someone wants to smoke, so...
  21. ~~whimsy~~

    Obama working his magic on money

    :thumbsup:
  22. ~~whimsy~~

    I shall show you what exactly human molting is

    This is what we will be 25 years down the road. Indeed. It is real! Behold! The future!
  23. ~~whimsy~~

    I unveil! The porn of tomorrow!!!!

    Here it is all! Please, please! Don't all rush to thank me at once. Also, I know how erotic it is, just remember... go to your own rooms and do your business. :D
  24. ~~whimsy~~

    Holy **** *****! Who here would do this?

    http://boingboing.net/2008/09/26/wade-davis-an-inuit.html
  25. ~~whimsy~~

    Plumbing honeymoon is over; Joe the Plumber is done

    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/81035-joe-the-plumber-tears-into-john-mccain
  26. ~~whimsy~~

    Osama Bin Laden's *** says worst is yet to come

    http://abcnews.go.com/International/Afghanistan/exclusive-osama-bin-laden-***-warns-next-al-qaeda-leader/story?id=9794603
  27. ~~whimsy~~

    The only "mob" thread you need to know about

    Let us discuss the mafia from Bengamin "Bugsy" Siegel to Abe "*** Twist" Reles to Giovanni Falcone's demise. First off with Valentine's Day just passing us by I feel it is good to go on discussing the glorious date of February 14, 1929 regarding Al Capone: Rival boss Bugs Moran on Valentine's...
  28. ~~whimsy~~

    Some FreeOnes members can take note on this

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18392_6-reasons-homemade-porn-worse-idea-than-you-think.html :hatsoff: You are welcome for this Public Service Announcement
  29. ~~whimsy~~

    In lieu of the news

    I thought I would put light on the situation: You'd think with all the sex he has his circulatory system would be the healthiest... :dunno:
  30. ~~whimsy~~

    Oh really? Iran building a bomb.

    http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE61D1EH20100214
  31. ~~whimsy~~

    Big ******* using Winter Olympics to track websites for safety

    http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/olympics-feds-reading-tweets/story?id=9825070
  32. ~~whimsy~~

    Biden says Iraq is the greatest achievement of this Administration

    So the only thing we have to fear is bombers getting on planes, no one knowing about it until, hopefully, their bomb malfunctions? Of which if it doesn't then what? No less I can see Obama and Biden crossing their fingers in hope the next time the bomb malfunctions again so they (Well Obama...
  33. ~~whimsy~~

    Because you care! 2010~~~

    Nadya Suleman VS Kate Gosselin Personally I would take Kate Gosselin over her. Don't pretend you don't care! You know you want to partake in this awesome challenge.
  34. ~~whimsy~~

    Would you rather for 12 hours be...?

    Stuck in a dimly lit, enclosed space where it feels like something is crawling on you but it isn't. Yet cannot move arms to really see if it is anything. In a spacious box with different sized spiders and cockroaches? In a room with slithering snakes and dimly lit where you can only make out...
  35. ~~whimsy~~

    Clownmageddon

    This is when fear of clowns should really take meaning
  36. ~~whimsy~~

    Ted Kaczynski meet Sesame Street; Sesame Street meet Ted

    Sesame Street should do a show where they visit Death Row to show the **** the dangers of crime.
  37. ~~whimsy~~

    Sesame Street has now been besmirched!

    Oh yeah!
  38. ~~whimsy~~

    Naughty Bear

    0iAs20eNiCM http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/21658/505-Games-Announces-Naughty-Bear/ http://kotaku.com/5421965/naughty-bear-is-bringing-the-pain Well hopefully this game delivers. It looks great. Conkers like humor it seems. Looks unique, cute, and murderously delightful.
  39. ~~whimsy~~

    Firefox (Web Browser) Thread

    A thread about Firefox. Questions. Problems. Statements. Opinions. Whatever. I just downloaded Firefox 3.6 and I am unable to use my right click to bring up the window box to open in separate tab, separate window, copy, cut, paste, and properties. I was wondering how to get that back. Also...
  40. ~~whimsy~~

    I wonder if this guy knows about FreeOnes

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8498564.stm
  41. ~~whimsy~~

    See ****** or C-******... I see ****** c ******; or is it c ****** see ******. Damn!

    This is going be one tricky court case: KgyaCm9Zzio
  42. ~~whimsy~~

    How to masturbate with produce foods. Produce sex tips.

    For oral, vaginal, or anal insertion. Buy the phallic style produce. Examples: Bananas, zucchini, cucumber, or squash. For inserting either penis or strap on dildo. Buy squish round style produce. Examples: Tomatoes, carve little hole and insert penis, begin pumping. Oranges, lemons for the...
  43. ~~whimsy~~

    How bad do you want to go to the superbowl?

    Apparently some guy on a certain list site is willing to give away his left testicle to go. What would you do to go to the Superbowl? Or favorite sport major event? Frankly I would do nothing. I don't care. I can easily watch the usually funny commercials in comfort of my own home. Naked...
  44. ~~whimsy~~

    Why does facebook chat affect my typing a message here....?

    If I have facebook chat up and someone sends me a message over it and I happen to be typing a post in a thread I am unable to type anymore. I have to refresh the page on Freeones to type again and then I lose all I typed if it should be a good bit. I am wondering if this could be looked into or...
  45. ~~whimsy~~

    Kimmy Teen VS Claire Redfield 2010!

    Who will win the right to be in my signature? Only you hold that privilege! Message me either on my profile page or PM. Tell me your vote. Or the poll here. Kimmy Teen or Claire Redfield As many of you know I am slightly fond of Kimmy Teen. However, I been wondering about maybe having...
  46. ~~whimsy~~

    Michael Douglas should of had his *** watch Traffic

    That's a lot of bags in one little toothbrush. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/michael_douglas_son_pleads_guilty_S2kNyS51J7MZwJK9BFgwUJ
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