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  1. ~~whimsy~~

    Who can resist this sexy come hither look???

    Whoever does is like super Gay! Capital G Gay!
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    You heard me bitch!

  3. ~~whimsy~~

    Another hit on homegrown terrorism!

    http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/20100308_Troopers_raid_popular_bars_for_unlicensed_beers__Dozens_of_gallons_seized_after__citizen_complaint_.html That's it! I'm sick of these terrorists running around with their *******! I for one will not stand by while Al-Holic Jihadists run...
  4. ~~whimsy~~

    Touch a pill and get suspended for a week! Great school policy

    http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=12047295 Oh jeez, another great school story concerning the "protecting" our ********. By suspending for one week someone who touched it, gave it back, and said no to *****. Take the little **** peddling student(s) and move them to the county juvenile...
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    I wonder what Michelle Obama and George W Bush ***** would look like if they bred

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/03/07/2010-03-07_tennessee_ceo_walt_baker_sorry_for_humor_email_gag_comparing_michelle_obama_to_c.html Well, apparently, when they compare Bush to a chimp it's hilarious. Compare Michelle Obama to a chimp in same exact fashion, well, you get in lots...
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    Excellent! SOB Amiercan-turned-Jihadist arrested

    Excellent! SOB American-turned-Jihadist arrested http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_pakistan_al_qaida_arrest I remember hearing about this asshole a few years ago and waited for the day we would capture this *** of a bitch. It finally happened! Time for the good old fashion death penalty to be put...
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    OCSM win a date with ~~Whimsy~~ contest!

    Here is what will happen! The OCSMs will be voted upon, whoever comes out the winner, will win a date with no other than I! The magnificent, gentleman, sweet ~~Whimsy~~ I will dine you and with a delicate fineness I shall treat you well! I will take you to either a Chinese Buffet, this Italian...
  8. ~~whimsy~~

    The problem with STDiva is...

    He's too damn old and just doesn't understand how a poppin' fresh forum site like this works! Or what it's about! Damn antique people trying to remain cool in a world too young for them! :cussing: :hatsoff:
  9. ~~whimsy~~

    Anyti-domestic ******** lobbyist is charged with ******* her husband

    http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/woman-charged-with-*******-344266.html Note to self: stay away from anti-domestic ******** people. They might be anti-********, however, apparently not anti-domestic ******.
  10. ~~whimsy~~

    I never understood Emo love until I saw these... :(

    I look away because I love you so much I cannot be around you nor look at you... My heart melts and has tar like substance all over it. Because it is the poison called love that makes me love you so much... bind to me my tarred beauty! No! I can't look at you! No! We are so depressed...
  11. ~~whimsy~~

    BlueBalls the philanthropist!

    He donated his life partner to a third world country after the goat turned five years old thus becoming too old for BlueBalls' perversions. Therefore, instead of sacrificing, if he is ***** enough he will do a kind act. Look at the photo of the happy village who now has this scarred and...
  12. ~~whimsy~~

    I-- I can haz suicidez?

    :******: No kitty. Think of the joy your cute kitty ways can bring others....
  13. ~~whimsy~~

    NO! I will not partake in your anal sex!!!

    No means no! This is football time! :mad:
  14. ~~whimsy~~

    Natalie Suleyman has another set of ****!

    :eek: BIG TIME!!!
  15. ~~whimsy~~

    The white right is to blame. Nobody else. Just the white right.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/02/28/white-right-wants-obama-term-president-farrakhan-says/ And for those of you who do not like Fox News links or anything affiliated. Here is other websites you can go to to read the article...
  16. ~~whimsy~~

    Oral surgery, 8 root canals, and 1 year prison sentence at Riker's Island

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35489643/ns/entertainment-access_hollywood/
  17. ~~whimsy~~

    Forbes: Blue states are worst off financially than red states

    http://www.forbes.com/2010/02/25/democratic-states-bad-financial-shape-personal-finance-blue.html
  18. ~~whimsy~~

    This should surely fix the headache

    :yesyes:
  19. ~~whimsy~~

    Who else drinks alone?

    Well? Who drinks alone? And enjoys it :D ysXMAOgEIq4
  20. ~~whimsy~~

    I demand Grenada war movies!!!

    This was obviously one of the most important battles American ****** ever been in! I fail to see why there are no films recognizing the importance, preserving history, and showing how bad ass we fought in this hardcore war! I mean, this war was like WWII mixed with Vietnam and the badassetry of...
  21. ~~whimsy~~

    Forget competent dog tests; why not competent parenting tests!?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254356/Now-Government-want-competence-test-dog-owner.html
  22. ~~whimsy~~

    Hillhopper running for freedom from FO members

    Sadly in her desperate attempt of making it out alive she missed her jump to freedom and completely missed the wall... http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=high-jump-fail
  23. ~~whimsy~~

    Chimp enters rehab

    http://www.montrealgazette.com/travel/Boozy+chimp+sent+rehab+Russia/2616639/story.html
  24. ~~whimsy~~

    Everything you need to know about boobies

    Well this sure does sum it up :hatsoff: http://www.pixlmonster.com/tully/breasts/
  25. ~~whimsy~~

    10 reasons to avoid talking on the phone

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/phone
  26. ~~whimsy~~

    BlueBalls and LurkingDirk's comic they working on together

    They are actually acting it out panel by panel to keep with artistic integrity and keep it realistic.
  27. ~~whimsy~~

    Robin exposing himself!

  28. ~~whimsy~~

    Fatal shooting of chimp haunts police officer

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35577688/ns/us_news-the_new_york_times/ This is why having a chimp for a pet is a bad idea. Not only are they wildly dangerous ******* to have. They also give cops nightmares and haunts them.
  29. ~~whimsy~~

    Woman tries to sells ******* ***** her dead ***'s name

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/02/25/2010-02-25_tried_to_sell_man_name_of_her_dead_son.html
  30. ~~whimsy~~

    ***** killer is homeless and resides around public park

    http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-homeless-criminals-20100224,0,2730691.story I would like to know why this *** of a bitch is out of prison. Or still living for that matter.
  31. ~~whimsy~~

    Poor, defenseless, orphan Robin

    Superman keeps them up in the air while Batman accidentally slides into place. :( One day Robin you will become Nightwing. Remember that. One day...
  32. ~~whimsy~~

    Thongs

  33. ~~whimsy~~

    Well? Who's up for it??? Be honest....

    I would do things to her she never imagine... :nanner:
  34. ~~whimsy~~

    Nom nom nom

  35. ~~whimsy~~

    Relax. Our firearms are still safe from being seized.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35556799/ns/politics-the_new_york_times/ If you don't like firearms stay away from them. Have nothing to do with them. It's been said over and over and over. I don't see why people want to take something away from someone else all because they don't like it. I **** a...
  36. ~~whimsy~~

    ****** of the Orcs!!!

    :eek::eek::eek:
  37. ~~whimsy~~

    14 Funniest Police Composite Sketches

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/23/the-14-funniest-police-co_n_469662.html My favorite is the last one.
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