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Oscar needs a haircut!

Why is she answering the door with no pants on?

Don't blow any dust in this guy's direction, cause when he sneezes it's all coming apart!

This is hilarious!...It could still be the cold medice talking but I giggled about this for two minutes straight! And every post to date too...great stuff...sorry I'm not contributing..just commenting!

Goonies? Nice.:thumbsup:

The graven image would be you humming ALW tunes?

Mine too!...I was joking and high on cold medicine...rereading...not as funny today...sorry Feller...I won't hit you in the post while calling you lame...I take it you are a top not a bottom :) All in good fun!

Is that what you want Feller...is this your piece or your puzzle of what you are into? You want me to hit you in the post while calling you lame? Or are you worth scratching a typing itch?

Is this a floating Holiday...last time it was in July? ^ lol ^ Hissy, you're getting presents all the time aren't you?

Seriously boys, I hope you're actually taking something away from all these vidoes of self eliminations from the gene pool!

I believe he's a sex-aholic with a huffing problem to boot and he's combining his addicitions!

Nice one! Of course it's not like Barbie can give it up either!

Probably the same people want Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls. "Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnNYXgV7L-c

Soooo can someone explain the physics of why or how yrrrrs are longer for her as in ' fo loong yrrrrs wit Paaau ' ?

The eagle is very impressive...the Statue of Liberty though...they must have worked hard on keeping the perspecive...really impressive almost like this guy's 3D chalk art...how he has to strech the picture he's drawing to make it seem "3D" here is a look at it from the 'wrong' side

I'm guessing Oswald's friend Henry the Penguin will like this stuff! Again sorry about the nephew's influence! Some of you will know what I'm talking about.

He dances like he's got bees on his honey!

Truthfully?....I'm going to go give my self a screaming sarcasm! Dry wit is to sarcasm as my new finger vibrator is to my orgasm And that's the truth I want to worry about! :tongue:

Too cute to eat...they look like stuffed toys anyway....

Whu oh!...We are going to start a file of puzzle pieces for Hissy now too...^ piece number one, of what Hissy's into!

Nom Nom NOM!

I need a Kate to work MY hoodoo voodoo! Do you know where I can get one?:rofl:

Ah Willy...you left your self open.... Dr. Kate is an OB/GYN at one of the largest teaching hospitals in New York City and she answers your medical questions here once a week. To ask her your own question, click here. Dr. Kate, I have this great new boyfriend and we have fantastic sex — often...

It's pickled pepp....oh never mind....nice joke....horrible looking little pecker....oh...wait..there I go...I mean pepper, horrible looking little pepper.

Uh...no...no it isn't. Nice try though!

Uhhh...I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

Uhhh...I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

I have a good grip...everything fits perfectly in my hand...it's kind of wierd!

Great graph!

Blue, did those pubes come from Scott Tinnerman?

is this what they mean by bacon porn?

I bet that for every good, million dollor idea like the flip top toothpaste tube...there are several for which you get fired....the above would be one of them....GROSS!

It belongs to Sooooosan! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ObWzBuMIk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfxWOpFNoRM Sorry, ^ my nephew's influence on me again!

Is this why there are more women than men in the world...you boys keep finding new and exciting ways to keep yourselves out of the gene pool?

Thanks for the rep and the nice notice about winning PotW! My first FO award!

I hadn't noticed the title...nice catch...but sorry no dice right now!

I liked your post too! So is Anne Geddes really this out of ideas? Is she going canibal on us? *** is too cute though...I can understand the expression..."just want to eat you up" much better now!

Looks like a bad Alladin knock off to me. Though...think about filming a porn shoot like this....There's my million dollar idea.

If they were really implants I'm betting that her 'rockets' would be so hard, you'd be begging to rest your head on a pea gravel pillow instead! Yeah, something doesn't look quite right with the face does it?

Is Santa Claus presiding over the trial?

Wow...I didn't see that coming...I guess he didn't either.

That's great!...Very funny!

I don't know if they really would taste better after sexing them up, but I can tell you that if you leave some in the bag and in your car on a hot day....eating them while they are melted is the BEST! I've seen that game too...but I can't help you with the name..Just wanted to show my...

She has a nice body...way to help her self esteem though buddy! Douche!

I love the first joke making fun of CSI Miami...I used to watch but now I would rather be hung upside down from a rope, dangling from a helicopter, just a few feet off the ground while it wisks me through a corn field for three to four days letting me get all I can eat! The other two are still...

This is what happened to Billy after his balloon beat him up! People who do this are only helping to shrink the gene pool....Thank GOD!

Farve is still playing?...next you're going to tell me that John Madden is comming out of retirement, just to do the games he's in. Love that Frank Callendo(sp)?

I'm telling you boys right now, It never happens this way.......well...maybe just that once with Suzy Littleton, freshman year of college.:o

Do you agree that we have to turn Blue over to the FBI or that he's serial? Thanks for the rep again!

Thank you for the rep again!