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All right I will agree to everything if you will light your hair on fire and down several shots before putting it out. AND the 'limo' needs to be Hugger Orange with a blue racing stripe, pink leather seats, and with the purple M&M's I need Green Eggs and Ham along with Prince Albert in a Can...

Wow are you serial...that's cool!

is the lol cat getting karate instructions from the crab?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePKysDpSO7U&feature=channel

LOL - I'm a shark!

Wow! Don't F*ck with Pink! I love the Kayla Cole (sp) supergirl anyone have the link to the rest of the set?

Ry...I have to "spread it around some more" I guess...Rep you when I can..that was hilarious!

Sickos! People want to take things too far!

Shouldn't need their help..Mantis is more than capable of whipping a dog around if he can bench press a panda!

Chin up pull straps? So...the front porch on the ground level was too full of old washing machine's and golf clubs for him to sit on his couch? Probably also thinks that people are taking pictures because he's cool and a man ahead of his time...idiot!

Oh...Sasha...your rep will take hits if you keep saying things like that :( Guys like this creep me out more than Dexter!

Cruel but funny comment.

LOL ^ Yes, this is the toy that started it all for me...after receiving this wonderful gift my destiny was set...I was to become.. A DANCER! Too bad most of my then friends and ****** didn't recognize how taking classical dance prepared me for this life but...thanks to the toy I had a *****!

I'm sure the prof was thinking..."Wow, that guy in the thrid row is really getting this...look at him working and typing diligently...remind me to give him extra credit mmmm K"

Knock Knock..... Who is it? LANDSHARK!

Don't tie too tight or there will be no more lolness!

See you in about 7 months....Nom Nom

Is this a tatoo or shopped...either way its way creepy to me!

Are they allowed to touch the ground then? Should their clothes be burned if they do?

WOW! with an extra emphasis on the first W!

Bear, I know we haven't talked much but I feel for you too and hope you will come back to us one day. Take care of your ******** and take care of yourself! You will be in my prayers tonight!

I like the Anita Blake Vampire books, by Laurell Hamilton, Does that count as Erotica? Some of it is pretty steamy and I have to say that I like to read some chapters before I go to ***** and it usually inspires me to 'help myself'....Of course being a woman I might not need the same kind of...

Hey how do you know when I get off...I may have just now...would that be early enough? Or did you mean that I get to go first, second and third before you? That would be my kind of early!

Boy I bet the place is a **** hole!

Thanks for the rep Road!

Thanks Rock on both accounts!

This one belonged here..Thank you, Blue!

I don't think there was one, just hoping everyone would follow my example!:thumbsup:

Don't read any of my other (posts) until you read this one! LOL Come now Blue, I try to read everything you post but you post like 120 times a day and I had to read this one....If I'm over a 1000 posts do I get to get off the newbie train?

Yes, Yes I would, I have and it's fine. Like most of you boys here I prefer that she might take some time to do a little tidy up but in general its not a problem...In fact I would rather some hair there than nothing at all. I'm trimmed but I will always keep some and never go bare!

First one works, cause its just girls grabbing girls!

By fastest growing you mean you're up to 2 perfomers...you and the bearded lady?...Are you ever at the same place at the same time? ooooh. No serial now, what would the gig pay, can I pick my own hours and have only purple M&M's in my limo?

Pair means two...like this!

WHa? WTF?

Like some of the above posters I was not sure if I should click this one...glad it turned out funny. :)

Thank you for the compliments! This one has been extra difficult to find additions for...I'm still looking for you though! This is so good it might be shopped! Incredible...maybe we should declare the winner right now!

I'm telling you all it's KARMA! Keep yourself in balance with the rest of the world and horrible things like this won't jump up to bite you!

I was waiting for the Onion logo...this was for realz? Doesn't cast the folks in Mobile, AL in a very good light...Fools!

Wow, everything old is new again!...This could have been written yesterday! Nice find!

Stylish hand bag/purse for a sir, don't you think? Hey! Give this woman a break we've all been there! JK....Lady, I bet your gas cap is hangin and the door is open too!

Give me the area code...I can't wait for Blue to come to my house and entertain my nephews and their 25 closest friends...What do you charge Blue? Hey Mods....Blue is adversting his business here on the boards...doesn't that ******* some rule? BUSTED!

Skull flag and tassles....Sounds like someone's confused about what he wants in life.....BLUE?

Sorry I ruined the surprise, Timmy...yur gettin' socks!

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3527281&postcount=1

It looks like he's been keeping it in one of those vaccumn seal bags!

I'm begining to like these LOL cats. I like this one!

This might have made those movies appealing to me...I've got to check out this Porn Wars...maybe I will have a greater appreciation for the real movies afterward.

Wow! You like me, you really do LIKE me! Thank you to the academy and everyone who voted. I'd like to thank my creator, *** and ***, with a special guest appearance by Uncle Bill. I'd like to thank my agent who got me this gig....I know there are people I'm missing but you know who you...

The guy in the back wants "ONE!"

The spanking comment, the J Lo Blow job and 'Jack off, er I mean up' are great!