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  1. bigwarmload

    pornstar has a ***

    For someone who is against pregnant porn, you sure seem to be seeking it out? Plus now you're allowing others to search the forum / internet and find it with your links, which is pretty counter productive to your agenda. It makes absolutely no sense at all why you would link to it and...
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    Kung Fu Movie Classics: Share Your Favorites !!

    . Enter the Ninja (1981) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enter_the_Ninja
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    Men and women who do not watch porn (parody)

    Do you like clown porn then? http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?620639-Queen-of-Clown-Porn-quot-Hollie-Stevens-has-******-Away&p=7331944&viewfull=1#post7331944 Not all men watch porn.
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    Postal Service to cut Saturday mail to trim costs

    @ApolloBalboa , good one. ;-) Confused however, Newman said the mail never stops? But at least now they will be able to use their mail trucks on the weekends for other things. Seems like they are trying to control our information? Guess all the mail workers will be able to have fun on...
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    describe your own porn movie

    . :update: Since you didn't like my initial story, I would like to submit 25 new iconic versions for your review (all of which meet your requirements in post #5). Each is inspired by literary masterpieces, of course however this is an inconclusive list, open to interpretation. So, without...
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    describe your own porn movie

    I for one appreciate your literary masterpiece Sam. However welcome to the Ming Dynasty, get ready for some literary persecution up in here.
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    ****** Skittles Commercial

    Seems like it would have been more profound using g/g or b/b with all the rainbow talk. EDIT: Rats, beat the bunch already in the older thread. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?528478-New-Skittles-Commercial&p=5904420&viewfull=1#post5904420
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    describe your own porn movie

    Well, I doubt Martin Scorsese would allow you to add a bunch of bananas to his screenplay. So why should I? You said "describe your own porn movie" now your taking away all my creative freedom. Typical film agent mindset, fuck it up with wanting to add a bunch bananas! I mean that changes the...
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    describe your own porn movie

    You wanted more bananas then???? Please don't get mad at me for not including more bananas, I mean if that's what your really in to and all.
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    describe your own porn movie

    Ok then, in a nut shell: Male Cast Member = :wave2: Female Cast Member = :boobies: Topic / Plot = :nannerf2:
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    describe your own porn movie

    If a picture is worth 1000 words, then 14 x 1000 = 14000 + 45 words = 14045 words total for you to ponder and enjoy. Seems pretty descriptive to me? It's made up of: Intro, descriptive plot, suspense, drama, adulation, heart felt conclusion. It's really a literary masterpiece, ahead of its time...
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    describe your own porn movie

    "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times".... oh wait ... :boobies: :hi: :wave2: :nanner: :blowjob::drool1: :taco: :moon: :nannerf1: :nannerf2: :banana: :rubbel: :wave: :yesyes: ... "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that...
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    Men and women who do not watch porn (parody)

    @ Deepcover, oh man, you interrupted this compelling dialog. :D
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    Should Gladiators be allowed to ...

    . Wish I would not have made this thread multiple choice, bummer. 2012-10-06 :wave: :thefinger Or more specifically... 2013-01-06, 17:10 :crash: I guess? :dunno:
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    I Busted My Right Hand Now I've Been Wiping My Butt With My Left Hand For The Last 5 Days

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is true in many middle eastern and far eastern countries. Lefty is off limits except for doo doo. Left handed doo doo cleaning explained: Fun stuff huh?
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    I Busted My Right Hand Now I've Been Wiping My Butt With My Left Hand For The Last 5 Days

    Sounds rough fella, get well soon. But the question remains, how did ya bust your hand?
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    Should Gladiators be allowed to ...

    Hear ye hear ye, what say ye? :dunno:
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    pornstar has a ***

    So can it be implied that you think she should have a *** and would be a good ****** then? :dunno:
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    Rapidgator question, irregularity?

    Work it out fella, you'll do fine. :dunno:
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    Cinnamon Challenge + Pepper Spray (video)

    +1 this whole phenomenon on youtube is just plain stupid. PS: Lovely :boobies: NikkiValentine (makes me think of this)
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    pornstar has a ***

    Similar to the Rorschach inkblot tests, gladyator89 how does this make you feel? :dunno:
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    Worst line read ever in a film

    Ummm... any one of these probably :dunno:
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    Pornstars / Escorts Revealing Celebs they have had Sex with

    Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? Yeah sorry Hammer, too legit. :thumbsup: Lets not forget also: - Beastie Boys - Run D.M.C. - NWA - Public Enemy - Ice-T - 2 Live Crew (Lisa Ann love herself some Doo Doo Brown) - Eric B. & Rakim - Pete Rock & CL Smooth - LL...
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    Hiding your porn stash - share your stories

    Which browser? Firefox https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/questions/928166
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    Pornstars / Escorts Revealing Celebs they have had Sex with

    Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? Yeah Boyee !!!!!! Wait ? What ?
  26. bigwarmload

    Pornstars / Escorts Revealing Celebs they have had Sex with

    Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? Yeah Boyee !!!!!!
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    Pornstars / Escorts Revealing Celebs they have had Sex with

    Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? Ask Lisa Ann ? She might know ? :dunno:
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    Pornstars / Escorts Revealing Celebs they have had Sex with

    Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? Yeah Boyee !!!!!!
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    Pornstars / Escorts Revealing Celebs they have had Sex with

    Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? Umm... did Lisa Ann have a chance to ... ? :dunno: Err.. never mind.
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    If you were a teacher in High School...

    . 1. History of the World - Part 1 2. Airplane 3. The Jerk -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BOOM, these **** are all now equipped for the world ahead. Go forth and ... :dunno...
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    Pornstars / Escorts Revealing Celebs they have had Sex with

    Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? Come on folks all this talk about rap. Rap is died when Lisa Ann says it's dead. When she calls it a rap yo, so until she is done fucking, then it ain't dead, even if it is dead. Thats a rap. You feel me. :dunno:
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    Who would you like to do in Fuck A Fan?

    Wait, so she went from sucking dick and getting stuffed full of cock, to doing cover spreads and runways for Versace, Chanel, Prada, Cartier ? Impressive! ^ Thats awesome! :D (Needs the "Humpty Dance" playing in the background)
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    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    I just am happy the 15.2 mb of remotely loading animated gifs seem to be no longer in your footer. They were hindering to this thread (hope they don't return), thanks to whomever removed those! :-) Keep up the good work on posting recipes and food you make. It should put more emphasis on your...
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    Julia Ann and Sabrina Deep: How Do You Imagine It?

    :dunno: Ok, new idea then. NEW IDEA: Below are things we get for the video shoot. (The concept should become quite clear once you see the list, pretty standard porn shoot stuff here.) Main List: Half a rain coat 4 Whole Pineapples 2 Arabian Donkeys 2 Cans of pureed tomatoes 3 Concussion...
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    Pornstars / Escorts Revealing Celebs they have had Sex with

    Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? word yo
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    Pornstars / Escorts Revealing Celebs they have had Sex with

    Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? Yeah serious, didn't she want some "***** Mac" and "Mac *****", what up? Maybe she did but they "Missed the Bus" to meet her? :dunno: Someone call Vanilla Ice, quick!
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    Pornstars / Escorts Revealing Celebs they have had Sex with

    Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? Then there must be a long list of guys he is not fond of besides these two, as Lisa Ann loves herself some dark meat.
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    Pornstars / Escorts Revealing Celebs they have had Sex with

    Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? . :update: Lisa Ann spoke with TMZ about her experience. :update: She seemed really impressed with their .... .. small teeny tiny dicks .. she even showed how big they were (See below picture). Sating "Soulja Boy and Bow Wow...
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    Female porn stars and tats?

    Us the babe search feature, click YES in the tatoo option. Example output, these are listed and returned as having tattoos (of course some more than others). Also already a lot of threads on the forum...
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    Ask Me Anything [Dare Ya]

    Not sure if its been asked yet, but is "The Candy Man" your favorite song CandyAnn? Regardless, which is the better version Sammy Davis Jr. - or - ChristinasAguilera to you?
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    [SOLVED] hot brunette eva??

    Not ever no, but certainly hot yes. Are you asking the name? Because if you simply type FTC Girls EVA in google it returns: Eva Lovia
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    Do posters here ID male pornstars?

    :rofl2: ----------------- @ lizardblizzard Are you now trying to locate some guy that came inside Suzie Diamond's mouth and find out how much he paid, tips for success, her likes, dislikes, etc.,? http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?671554-How-much-does-it-cost-to-cum-inside-a-pornstar-mouth
  43. bigwarmload

    Romantic/tender porn scenes and films?

    Yeah... www.babes.com www.sexart.com www.x-art.com www.passion-hd.com www.danejones.com etc... Lovely beautiful women, "soft" passionate sex, romantic "women friendly porn". Nice erotica IMHO. ;)
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    Veil

    No not at all, I am still looking forward to our naked slap fest sex from the other thread. :D
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    Chili

    Reminds me of Kevin's Chili from The Office (US). But in all seriousness, I agree, I am all for cooking in big quantities in large pots. ;)
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    Veil

    No not always, for example, when I see an ugly Finnish lady I think of you. :D
  47. bigwarmload

    I don't really get the point of butt plugs

    Not sure, but this girl felt she needed something. Is that 73 Orange Red ? :dunno:
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    Camera to shoot realistic images like this

    Its EXIF data embedded in the image. Many various software can access this information, PhotoShop, Preview, etc., (most that can: get info). There are also websites where you can upload or link to a photo and extract the data if its present. It can also be stripped and removed, or not present at...
  49. bigwarmload

    Anyone remembers watching scrambled porn on cable when they we're younger ???

    ^ This, because we didn't even have cable, 5 network channels, not even a darn boob could be found. :-( Liking you, more and more. ;)
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    Word lessons or what misuse of a word drives you crazy?

    I am seeing gladiator spelled wrong a lot lately as: gladyator :facepalm:
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