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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    Not sure, he wanted to come back for last night's game with the Rangers which the lost. Lundquist stoned them 3-0, sadly Horton is still having concussion symptoms still. Rumor going around is that the Bruins may trade up for a defenseman and another forward.
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    Will someone buy me this?

    Just add it to your wishlist, and maybe I will think about it.
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    I need some friends

    Sure we can be friends, but I require monthly tribute be paid to me in either currency, not American dollars mind you but...you know what baked goods with hash or marajuana mixed in is fine.
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    perfect spot for 2 question I have for you...

    dirk you fucking whore!!!!! I swear when you get home tonight all of your personal belongings will be burning on the front lawn, oh and I was faking it the whole time!
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    Have you ever fake chowed?

    No, why would you want to look that dumb? That's like a dude faking an orgasm, aside from that Hallpass was meh.
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    I blame...

    Sweet the Asians lucked out on this poll!
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    Well hung porn studs ????

    Check out Karl Hungus, his schlong is so big it takes two threads to show it!
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    The sausage fest problem

    Well there you go man your taking classes for radio or communication. A majority of the students for that are male, because most guys think that becoming a dj will get them laid. Switch your major to Pyschology and nursing, you'll be the minority in gender with those classes.
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    Good Porn Movies With Storylines - recommendations?

    One of my all time favorites are the two Shock movies, Shock and Shock 2: Latex, also Wicked Pictures makes pretty decent porn with alright storylines to them.
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    Harley Spencer Penthouse pics!

    So who do you watch for hockey? because that sport doesn't have a ball in it
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    Are the latest Star Wars movies worth watching?

    ****** of the Clones was the only somewhat decent one of the prequals. It introduced us briefly to the Mandalorians (Jango Fett) pretty much the most bad ass beings inhabiting the Star Wars universe.
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    "Free will does not exist" - Do you agree or disagree?

    I think Styx wrote a song about this called the ***** Police.
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    Who are your Public "Heroes"?

    Sports- Andy Moag (goalie for the Boston Bruins Hockey), Nolan Ryan (Texas Rangers pitcher), Pele (Football/Soccer), Emmet Smith (American Football), Mookie Blaylock (Basketball), Reggie Lewis (Basketball), Robert Parish (Basketball), Bill Russell (Basketball) TV/Film- Phil Hartman (SNL), Gary...
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    AA-12 Hot or Not?

    How much zombie stopping power does the AA-12 have? When the dead return I need something that will be effective yet holds a decent ammo capacity, oh and doesn't make a lot of noise either.
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    What would you say is your "dark passenger"?

    This video pretty much sums up my "Dark Passenger" http://youtu.be/jzjUjNPYzLg
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    How many people do you interact with regularly through freeones.com?

    All the time, esepcially for the Freeones Board Members Orgy and Bakesale. Or when we have a Soup Kitchen which is basically when we all have an orgy in a Prius.
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    strange noises recorded around the world

    People speculate that it's many things from Gabriel's horn signaling the end of times if you want to go the spiritual/paranormal route, or the US government HARP project which is causing atmoshperic disturbences. It is probably jets flying over, or some kind of factory noise, there is just a...
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    Just Remember, No Matter How Cute A Girl Is...

    She may be one of those sex robots thus she was forged in some kind of robot factory.
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    perfect place for 2 question I have for you...

    1.) That was just plain dumb man, getting all pissed off at her and blowing up like that. Obviously she knows you have more than just plutonic feelings for her, so she baited the hook and you bit. Cooler heads prevail, and I **** to say this but you probably ruined your friendship with her. 2.)...
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    Lil late but better late than never

    Not a problem you be late whenever you feel like it lovely.
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    There needs to be a new genre of Porn...

    Sorry I was taking a dump and playing Words with Friends on my Ipad what did you say?
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    George Lucas stirring up a rebel alliance against his building on historic farmland

    Re: George Lucas stirring up a rebel alliance against his building on historic farmla He needs to cut this **** and restore his legacy by making a decent live action Star Wars tv series. And no fucking Jar Jar Binks, focus on the Old Republic vs. Sith, oh and have Mandoloarians as well those...
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    2004 NHL Draft

    Ovechkin, because I would like to see that ego collide with Crosby's. They'd have to be put on seperate lines.
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    How Would You Like To Be Adele's Ex-Boyfriend

    I wouldn't, besides he's probably more happier with his boyfriend George Michael.
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    what is it called when a woman behind the scenes blows the guy if he's getting limp

    Re: what is it called when a woman behind the scenes blows the guy if he's getting li Aren't fluffers just used for gangbangs? I want to see that on a girl's resume one day, because she is getting hired.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    I still want to find out what happend to Darryl's *******, I think he'll come back for season ending.
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    Why Is Dept. Of Homeland Security Patrolling the Vegas Strip?

    I hear they are looking for the ultimate in an all you could eat seafood buffet.
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    Outside of the US, which country would you say produces the hottest pornstars?

    Hungary, Czech Republic, England, Brazil, The Philippines, Thailand, Canada, Columbia.
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    Hot Chick or good in bed

    I would rather have an average beautiful chick that is average in bed, it all equates to a full hot chick that is hot in bed.
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    Next After Healthcare: Guns, Then Knives.

    And another thing why does the doctor's stethoscope have to be so fucking cold when they place it on your chest and ask you to take a deep breath.
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    Is living off the US guv better than working if you only make $30k/year?

    I'd rather make 30K a year working for it, since I am still single and have no ****. The amount of taxes I pay is a lot less, and I receive money back on my Fed and State taxes.
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    Which City Would You Live in Metropolis or Gotham

    I have to go with Gotham City, not only do they make a great fried mozzarella stick, but the cost of living is less than Smugburg aka Metropolis.
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    Looking for the perfect way to propose this Valentine's Day?

    They still have Pizza Hut? That's one of the first places I got food poisoning from.
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    What's the longest distance you've travelled for sex?

    I don't travel to sex, sex travels to me!
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    What is the best type of sex to get?

    Arbor Day sex, not only do you plant a tree but you plant something else if you know what I am saying.
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    Julia Bond retired?

    She is still making scenes for Brazzers, she cut her hair short and has a lot of tattoos.
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    Can you name this soundtrack?

    When did Tom Hulce start composing music and why is he wearing that wig?
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    If you were ****** to Cage Fight against a Lion, Silverback Gorilla, or Grizzly?

    Cage fight sweet! I can fight all three I will spray the poison Asian Mist at them like the Great Muta. Then wallop them to death with a steel chair.
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    Androids Among Us

    Sweet my ***** of becoming a Blade Runner is going to come true!
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    They promised me Mars and I got the Internet.

    I think he's still waiting for those blowjob robots he heard so much about.
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    ****** shoots ********* laptop to teach lesson about FaceBook

    Not as effective as the fax machine scene in Office Space, now that is how you destroy a piece of technologu with the Ghetto Boys playing in the background.
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    My movie picks for this year.

    I saw Lady In Black which was surprisingly good. It reminded me of the Hammer Horror films when I was younger.
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    Bugatti Veyron even impresses police in 225 mph deserts fun runs (video)

    That car didn't give it just took, if Jesus had a car it would be that!
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    Westboro Church moving towards sanity?

    Ah those guys are so 2009 they will get their's when the Mayans return from the grave.
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    Candy You Couldn't Stand When You Were A *** and Still Can't Stand!

    Seasame seed candy, let the Chinese keep them, but I'll take their almond cookies though!
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    blowjobs with the girl lying down and the guy kneeling over her holding her head.

    It would be a lot funnier to watch if she had a neck brace on.
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    Fucking Nazis ruined fucking everything!

    If I was a furher my flags symbol would be a tasty pie with aroma lines coming up from it. That would strike fear in the hearts of my people that won't support my facist regime.
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    rate my girlfriends arse

    I want to see the front, what's his face look like.
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    What comeback lines will Really HURT a Woman?

    Your ****** is a lot tighter than you. You *** has a hotter body than you. You keep growing those chins how I am going to see your pussy.
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    ****** shoots ********* laptop to teach lesson about FaceBook

    This is how the next generation of porno actress shall be created.
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