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Why are all these bones from the skeletons allowed to fall out of the closet on the internet...doesn't any one use a phone or write a letter or visit anymore? Dear ***, Please keep your crazy ass rants off the net, they are there forEVER!

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Thanks newbie!

The question was: "You are driving a car, are you allowed to stay behind this bike?" Write in answer: "I check my review for traffic and once it's clear I carefully apply the brakes, coming to a full stop before putting the car in park, unhook my seat belt, remove the keys, and check my...

Great find!

Nooo...not midieval boys, its a character from 'Mid-Summer ....... Night's *****'...much more romantic and lovely than you're thinking.

Not hot if you are and act as stupid as this girl does....uhhhgg I just threw up in my mouth a little thinking of this trampy ho! :pukey:

Laughing my ass off! so much so I had to type the whole thing out!

I'm not sure about all this cosplay stuff...but this is hilarious Blue!

Waaa.? or is it Baaa?

I agree with all the OP's this is disgusting..I hope Karma (the one one the right) bites them in the ass for this!

Re: The next time you decide to get a shitty tattoo.................................. And then to go about all sleeveless and 'proud'...That's the worst part!

Hey!!, I resembled that remark!:eek:

WtF is this SH*IT? Why the picture of the happy boy on the package?....Elect this pic for most unexpainable!

"hmmm...how nice for you....Shaped like a pencil... but it must be like 11 inches!" "call me."

"Stop asking me about Symba!"

Riiight in the moob! Ouch! I'm thinking there are a lot of 'lifetime garantees' about to be paid out!

Missed thanking you for the Avy rep, Ry...Thanks and to answer..I'm not sure...I had to keep reducing to get it under the KB max :dunno:

Nice to see you in the funny section King! Thanks for the rep!

You gather that car repair is not my strong suit?... Thanks for the rep Johnny!

I take it that I'm not understanding car repair..... Thanks for the rep Simplex!

You must be reping lots of people lots of times cause your on my screen like every week, but that's great! Thanks again Dirk!

Sunny Leone answered one of my questions! Check it out! http://flv.freeones.com/s_babes/Sunny_Leone/166

Hey, Rocky...how are you doin'? Thanks again for the heads up on the contest win....any more great and interesting POV's?

I think bread around a guy's face might be nice...:1orglaugh

Why would he need to use a camera to check for squeaks? The second mechanic was video taping everything any way...so maybe they can get screen caps or something...geesh guys give a girl a break I just found out that the AC means air conditioning not Activate Car....that was embarassing.

You're going to have to prove that you are bigger than Blue if I'm going to change my product midway through production, and send out my pics. I won't part with them willy nilly. PM me your pics first then the most 'worthy' might get a limited run...

Thanks Dirk! Hope I made you smile!

They tried to get me to buy some anti-flotation device but I knew that I'd never drive the car to Hawaii, maybe when I retire.

You're going to have to be more specific...constant contact and such or just no rest periods? Not really trying to boast but I'm sure I have Lurkingdirk beat by like 2 minutes.

I told you that it would be too heavy and I'm not into heavy lifting while treating my pink bits to wiggles and squiggles. You were supposed to find a glass blower and use my picture I sent you to get you(r) full(y) attention on producing the object I was going to sell to all my friends...They...

I looked it up I was talking about hydrolics...but if we're going to talk about car repair, I just had my cd player checked for viruses and I just had my windshield washer fluid filter changed.....How much should I have been charged? He kept wanting me to sit in the back seat with my short...

Is the car being held up by the tire or is it comming off when they lifted the car with the...the...can't think...lift thingies...damn.....shocks or something? Is that it? the car is losing it's tire after it pumped up it's shocks....Damn...my roots are showing....What are they called...some...

Hey, I've got some power over Blue, ever since I told he could watch me and his cute neighbor girl having fun, he's wrapped around my finger! MUHHAAA HAAA!

Hey, Blue...I'm just giving you a hard time. I know that you were trying to be funny with this one...I'm just a little sensitive about this one, no need to blanket apologize, just send me restitution for my trama and we'll call it good! LOL.

Thanks again for the rep, sweetie!

Eh...pervs...not cool! Sorry boys, I don't like thinking I might be a target for something like this...don't let me catch you pulling something like this, Blue. On a beach or exiting a car and flashing people is one thing...this girl clearly has no idea she's about to have her privacy...

That guy is so money and he doesn't even....wait, wait...no he had it right, he's a ****.

'tail' eh? The thought of me and Sunny makes me excited too. I'm not sure how but if you could arrange it..I'm sure I could find a way to keep your tail a waggin'!

Excelent benifits huh?...Like natural breast enhancement.....from pregnancy?

Who's the jackass just standing there 1) taking a pic of her doing her business 2) not warning her she's going to be late for lunch...I mean a late lunch.

Now searching for David Hasseloff/Carls Jr pictures to get this one out of my head!

Hulk: Right after he discovered his TiVo didn't record the season finale of Project Runway!

You, sir....are a vampire. Easy enough, next question!

I bet his first name is John.

:eyeso: This is yucky. :throwup: I don't even care to see women try and lick their own nipples...this goes TOO far!

Down boy! :rofl: Easy does it...LOL^ This would be the one time I really wouldn't mind if our hook up had to be on tape. I just sent a PM to Petra for the details on how to claim, thanks for the heads up!

I love that she answered my question about hooking up with her significant other and another woman. Great answer...saving the best for last! Yea!, thanks Sunny! But I have a frowny face cause she thinks I'm a boy. Sunny, we can meet IRL and I can show you I'm all girl! I've heard of...

I'm loving the back of her costume as well!

Are these the lolcats that plump when you dress 'em?