DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
I mean, what do they (or even you (don't lie, don't lie)!) do?
All those naked people, where do they hide their cash when they're embroiled in the "act"?
Are lockers provided on the set (with combination locks, of course) for the express purpose to secure the personal possessions of the "talent" from theft?
How 'bout their keys for the Lexus, Jag, or even that old school bus that Ron Jeremy has been known to drive (I can prove it! I can prove it! I can prove it!)? They just don't leave 'em layin' around, now do they?
Is that why the old-time performers used to wear black socks, to hide their stash? Was that big bulge in their T-bar nothing more than a roll of quarters (for bus fare, perhaps)?
Maybe they (the male performers, in particular) have some means to defend themselves? Can I get a witness? Please, elaborate. Please.
The disciples of J. Edgar Hoover want to know!!!
All those naked people, where do they hide their cash when they're embroiled in the "act"?
Are lockers provided on the set (with combination locks, of course) for the express purpose to secure the personal possessions of the "talent" from theft?
How 'bout their keys for the Lexus, Jag, or even that old school bus that Ron Jeremy has been known to drive (I can prove it! I can prove it! I can prove it!)? They just don't leave 'em layin' around, now do they?
Is that why the old-time performers used to wear black socks, to hide their stash? Was that big bulge in their T-bar nothing more than a roll of quarters (for bus fare, perhaps)?
Maybe they (the male performers, in particular) have some means to defend themselves? Can I get a witness? Please, elaborate. Please.
The disciples of J. Edgar Hoover want to know!!!
