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Fuck yeah.. you can put an eye out from twenty feet with one of those bad boys!

I would.. but she would need to have big, natural soft titties, and NOT have one of those midget-looking faces.

My second best toy was the football my *** used to throw with me. We spent hours throwing it back and forth. I wasn't very good at it though. Then one day the neighbor man came over and filled it with air... it was a lot better then. **sound of drum and simble**

You gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?"....... "Well do you, Punk?"

******* Shits... especially whenever I go up into the mountains. Without fail, if I throw back a few shots, I'll end up with the drizzles. Guaran-fuckin-teed!

How many did you blow up with firecrackers? lol... We had tons of those too. My ****** (bless her heart) cut up old sheets and made us some parachutes for those guys. We had to tie rocks to them in order to throw them up high enough for the chutes to open because they were too light otherwise...

If I were Cain, I would spend my fortune defeating Gloria Allred.

Re: Actual pic that made you cum today Look how big that fucker's feet are in Post #1789.

I would have to say those COX Line Control Airplanes. My ******* and I spent hours upon hours at the school playground flying those planes. We learned on a PT-19 Trainer. Then after one summer we "moved up" and he bought a Wright Flyer.. had to build it and it came with a guy that was in the...

Hey emceeemee... You **** the United States. You **** the United States Military. You **** the private health care system that the United States has. You ****. I get it!

Let's say between the ages of eight to fourteen

One of the best ever comeback that I have ever had the pleasure of reading. Well done!

Very boring video.... skip it.

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I've made a whore tense.

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Honestly... I'd like to give this one a go at it. Even though she's large, it would still be fun.

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Total silence.. except for the whirring sound from my dual cooling fans underneath my laptop.

WTF are you asking?

This sucks ass..... Famed Guitar Maker Raided by Federal Agents By JAMES C. MCKINLEY JR. Tracing what they say is an ******* shipment of Indian hardwood, federal agents raided offices and factories belonging to Gibson Guitar Corporation last week for the second time in two years, seizing...

Re: 30-Year-Old Woman Burns Down Her Friend's House After She Unfriended Her On Faceb Teh ghey runs heavy in facebook.

Bummer. He had a great personality. RIP!

Wish I could help ya there, Miss Burgess. Here it's around 45 degrees. How about you slip out of those clothes and soak in a nice hot bath.. videotaped of course so we can all watch as you warm up! :banana:

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Busaguy.... OUTSTANDING post! ;)

Good on you, Rey. Excellent story. Always good to get others interested in shooting. :-)

Where's the Poll?

Saving this for later on when the playoffs start. :)

An oldy but a goody, Bumper Sticker.. "Ted Kennedy's car has ****** more people than my *** ever has."

Thank you for your service, *******.

That's fine... that's your right to not own guns. I choose to own guns. Every *** except the one I carry daily is in a *** safe. You see, I am a responsible *** owner. I'm not some gangster wannabe who flashes his *** in public. I carry concealed, and at any given time, I bet there are people...

Wrong! Just one dead person. The moron. You see, I was defending myself from a crazed person who pulled a *** on me and shot at me for no reason other than "thinking" I was going to do harm to him. I simply acted in self defense. A person is not allowed to walk up to someone and crack their head...

Oh, please do! Pretty please? I'll even wait for you to get sighted in on me before I draw my weapon.

I didn't bother to care. It's one of a bazillion youtube videos where 99% of them are silly. Silly is funny and appreciated in my world.

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Yeah, it's the guns.. not the criminals, gangs, thugs, etc. Do you also blame the spoon and fork for the reason we have fat people in society? I own a lot of firearms. That doesn't make me a killer. I also own a guitar.. that doesn't make me a musician either.

Yeah, I remember reading a story about a guy who drove his car into a crowd of people and ****** a whole **** load of them. If I remember correctly he was disgruntled because his wife left him. Hey I have an idea... let's ban all cars, kitchen knives, baseball bats, ******, hatchets, saws...

Hmm... pretty sure I posted a response or two in this thread. :dunno:

Or just use this photo on all products!

Fucking - A! Nobody is ****** to smoke. Everyone knows the medical issues related to smoking. Making the manufacturer put graphic images on the packaging is in my opinion going too fucking far! What's next? Putting a picture of a terribly obese man or woman on a McDonald's Big Mac wrapper...

maleonetwo, here is your answer.. and a few questions to you also.