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    40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ?

    80 apples multiplied by 0 = 80 apples. Started out with 80 apples. Multiplying those 80 apples by 0 does not increase nor deminish the amount. However.... 0 x 80 = 0 80 x 0 = 80
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    40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ?

    I don't care what the mathematicians say. 40 + 40 = 80 80 x 0 = 80 80 + 1 = 81
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    Flash In The Pan

    Can you name any "one hit wonders?" Or, something that was made with good intentions, but ended up being a dud. It can be anything - person, toy, kitchen item, car, whatever! Let's hear 'em. I'll start with this one..... Lawn Darts, or Jarts. Those were doomed from the git-go, lol.
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    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? No one particular person at the moment. However, any sexy BBW / Plumper is always a turn on for me.
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    What view do you have from your home?

    Maybe he meant Moccasins
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    What is the very best toy you had when you were a ***?

    Wasn't there a Radio Man too? You know, that big-ass bulky radio on his back.
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    What view do you have from your home?

    This is what I look at every day. Pretty fucking cool, huh? :nanner:
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    And now he's a vegetable

    And here is a short bio of his attacker(s) Stow, a 42-year-old paramedic, remains in critical but stable condition under heavy ******** to prevent seizures caused by the traumatic brain injury he suffered in the March 31 ******. Los Angeles police raided an East Hollywood apartment building...
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    And now he's a vegetable

    Here he is with his ******** prior to the game.
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    RIP firefox, it was nice knowing you

    Whatever you do... DO NOT go with IE 9. Stay with 8. Nine sucks ass.
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    And now he's a vegetable

    Emcee.....
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    And now he's a vegetable

    All these years that I've been carrying my ******, I've never once had reason to pull it from it's holster. And, I hope I never do. However, if the situation does arise, I feel confident that it will not be me in the obituaries the next day. I'd rather have it and not need it, than to need it...
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    Big fucking vagina

    Hopfully........................
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    Just found out my GF has a HOTTER ******! what shall I do??

    Do a better research of the ****** first? :dunno:
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    Big fucking vagina

    I don't know what the blue waffle is... :dunno:
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    Big fucking vagina

    Can you blame him?
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    Big fucking vagina

    You mean like this?
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    Big fucking vagina

    err..... maybe it's fish. Great pic by the way!
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    Big fucking vagina

    "Beef.... it's what's for dinner!"
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    Totally awesome....

    For sure! That was remarkable.. although, I'm sure he had to change his shorts after the race.
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    And now he's a vegetable

    LOL@ your logic... What part of CRIMINAL do you not understand? 1. Criminals disregard all laws. Hence, that makes them a criminal! 2. Criminals deal in ******* **** activity all the time. 3. Criminals rob and steal from other innocent people all the time. 4. Criminals **** innocent people...
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    Totally awesome....

    HqYf_TP5-18 How about that poor bastard at the 2:20 mark? :rofl2:
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    Omg!

    For you, obviously never. For myself, at the 39 second mark.
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    And now he's a vegetable

    Yes. And you know where I'm going with this, right? If he had been carrying a ***, he would still be going to baseball games with his ********. And, several THUGS would be worm food right now. Considering how some in here **** guns, the above scenario sounds better than the one that actually...
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    Omg!

    Must watch entire clip. :1orglaugh le-BoDs-Yt8
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    And now he's a vegetable

    http://www.jems.com/article/news/amr-paramedic-critical-conditi LOS ANGELES (AP) — A savage beating by two men outside Dodger Stadium left a San Francisco Giants fan in a medically-induced **** as police on Saturday urged any witnesses to help identify the attackers. The assault after...
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    40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ?

    I always thought 40 + 40 = 80 + 1 = 81. :mad:
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    I like guns. I have a bunch of them.

    Hood ornament.
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    Best adult model???

    The best adult motel I've found is in Denver, on the corner of Broadway and..... oh wait... you said Model. Never mind.
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    President Barack Obama

    Conspiracy? What conspiracy.......... The lone bullet hit Kennedy in the back, exited his neck and then continued on to hit Connally in the back, wrist and leg. The bullet eventually falls out of Connally's leg and onto his stretcher at Parkland. It also was in near pristene condition, as well...
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    6 Most Badass Self-Inflicted Medical Experiments

    How about this fella? Not for the squeamish! http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html
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    What is the very best toy you had when you were a ***?

    Elwood, check it out.. More here -- http://media.photobucket.com/image/schwinn%20stingray/Jakesensi/GEDC0110.jpg?o=19
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    Capitalism - Am I correct?

    Dude, it's all good, I was just bustin yer balls. It was funny how quickly johnny responded.. and well, it was funny.
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    What is the very best toy you had when you were a ***?

    Oh man, I hear ya. I had the Sting-Ray. Banana seat, ape hangers, the whole nine yard. Wheelies were never so easy! Remember the one with the shifter on the nut racking bar? Mine didn't come with the shifter. we were poor.
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    Capitalism - Am I correct?

    :rofl2: FAIL! *****... stick with Socialism. Less to think about. For you anyway!
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    I like guns. I have a bunch of them.

    Poindexter... let's use this for an example. Let's say you are the fellow on the receiving end of that knuckle sandwich. The guy with the sunglasses that has a viscious right-cross just laid you out because his girlf friend ran off with the meth dealer, leaving Mr. Fisticuffs wandering aimlessly...
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    I like guns. I have a bunch of them.

    Hey Poindexter, they don't call it that in my neck of the woods. It's called self defense. Now, if I were like you and I was walking along and that same Perp came up to me, and knifed me... took my wallet and ran away, then HE would be a ********, and will likely ****** again, and again. Where...
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    Listen up!

    9pA1h1FjBZg :crowdgrin:
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    I like guns. I have a bunch of them.

    Surely you noticed my sidearm... That would be my Springfield XD-45. With or without it, I'm harmless to the population. I only carry it to defend myself. What part of that DON'T you understand? If I'm downtown and a thug pulls a ***** on me and wants my wallet, he's going to die.... from lead...
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    Poll: Did you serve in the military?

    Close enough.
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    I like guns. I have a bunch of them.

    Zombies? :dunno:
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    I like guns. I have a bunch of them.

    The only thing irresponsible on my part is not having more ammo. Right now I'm sitting on close to 7000 rounds. I need more. Although each one of my firearms are loaded and ready to go. AK-47 7.62x39 SOCOM 16 semi auto .308 Mossberg Pump 12 Gauge Colt AR15 9mm Mosin Nagant 1944 Bolt Action...
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    What pisses you off?

    Political Correctness. I remember the very first commercial cave-in. When I was a *** in the 1960s, Frito-Lay had a cartoon character for their Fritos commercials. His name was the Frito Bandito. Here is one of the commercials I remember. nfPJkn4eKeY WTF? I see nothing wrong with it. Just like...
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    U.S. Woman Pregnant with her 18th ***** (!!)

    I beg to differ.... it's a Circus Tent.
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    Heavy D Dead

    Never heard of him.
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    The Perfect / Best Ass!!!

    This one....
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual pic that made you cum today I don't know either. But, in my humble opinion, she's very fuckable. Guessing European from the buildings and the writings in the background.
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