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But it's not legitimate grounds for trying to deny people rights they have enjoyed all their lives. People blindly reciting the bible also clearly show they lack the ability to think for themselves.

Ofcourse they're just making **** up. It's just a bunch of hatefull, shortsighted people who want to ***** their stupid views on everybody else. If they really think it hurts opposite-sex marriage they should take a look in the Netherlands. Same-sex marriage has been around here since 2001 and...

That's the lamest excuse ever! You do know why you do it. Because you're a selfish, dumbass, stupid little boy. Do you really think your gf thinks it's funny? NO! If you keep it up I guarantee she will leave you and find someone who knows how to behave himself like a grown man and who will treat...

If it's on youtube it must be true. People would never post anything on youtube that isn't true. You know Will E, I really don't know if I should feel sorry for you or laugh @ you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSbh2MsxdNs&feature=player_embedded :1orglaugh

My fiancee has a pair of thigh high boots and they look very sexy on her :nanner: I'm also planning on buying a pair :) Is that you in the picture btw? You look like you could dominate the two of us :D

Life hasn't been the same without you...

Let me guess. She's got her skirt pulled up and I'm standing behind her licking her pussy :D Oh, and a happy new year to as well :)

@ HELLRAISER: OK, we get the point. You're against anything on the right side of the fence. Stop acting like a broken record player, it's boring. Also, you should get laid. Maybe that will cheer you up.

No, I did mean the beautiful ones. I'm going to use my evil gay powers to transform all the beautiful hetero women of the world into lesbians. That will make men all over the world depressed. You will sit in your homes wondering why no beautiful woman wants you and you will get depressed even...

Yesterday a large amount of snow fell in a short period of time in one of the busiest parts of the Netherlands just as the evening rush-hour was about to start. The cars driving on the road compacted the snow and within half an hour the roads were covered with a layer of ice reducing the speed...

:lovecoupl No, just the beautiful ones :D

That would require me giving you my home adress. That's very unlikely to happen ;)

Not too bright are you. two words, skirts, dresses. Now you figure out the rest ;) Sparta is one of the oldest Dutch bike manufacturers. The've been around for almost a 100 years.

My old bike was almost falling apart so I decided it was time for a new one. This is the one I bought, a 3 speed bike with handbrakes. It has a black satin finish and the lettering on it gives it a kind of military look. The price was also reasonable, just 600 euro's.

Me thinks SgtMarine has some kind of mental disorder or he's a nerd with pimples sitting in his parents basement thinking he's an internet hero.

This should be fun.

No no, I'm thinking more along the lines of something like a large icepick :1orglaugh

Only if you post a video of yourself inserting a sharp pointy object deep into your urethra. If you really want it that's the price you'll have to pay. Let's see how determined you are :D

I definitely have a g-spot and my fiancee as well. Those scientists have probably never even seen a naked woman. I bet the only thing they've ever reached is first base.

Ofcourse that's not me. If you think she looks like me you need to get a pair of glasses.

Me neither. If I remember correctly I paid something like 100 euro's for my watch. My fiancee's van der Klaauw watch however is insured for 20.000 euro's :eek:

She likes it as well :) My fiancee actually owns one of his watches. It was a gift from her parents for her 18th birthday and because van der Klaauw is an old friend of the ****** they only had to pay for the cost of material. He also designed the dial plate specially for her. It's a unique one...

Yesterday I had a fascinating ending to a nice afternoon. We visited Christiaan van der Klaauw who is an old friend of my girlfriends ****** and a master watchmaker (he's a member of a highly prestiges Swiss watchmaking association) and @ the end of our visit he let me have a look in his...

No wonder I'm in such good shape :D

Yes, that's a picture of me :)

Besides dancing on the table we just had fun with our friends :) We also made out in a corner, that I do remember :1orglaugh

It's not like we started to eat each other out on the table.

Last night my girlfriend and I went to a new years eve party and it seems we had a great time. We were told we even climbed on a table and started dancing. Apparently we put on a little show :D My girlfriend can remember what happened almost clearly but I only have a vague recollection of what...

No fighting in my thread boys or I'll have to give you a good spanking :cool:

Maybe some day there will be a breakthrough in Parthenogenesis making men completely obselete :1orglaugh

Once again thank you for all the nice comments :)

Not me. I became a lesbian because I'm terrified of men :( I wish I was strong like her so I can renounce my sinfull gay ways and become a decent heterosexual woman like god intended me to be :(

Re: Who made you cum today? I feel dirty now :1orglaugh

A while ago there was a thread on the largest Dutch forum about homosexuality. The topic starter started by saying that homosexuality is a defect and unnatural. The members of this forum are people from all walks of life, basically a cross section of Dutch society. There were a few people in the...

Re: Who made you cum today? You're the first girl I know who masturbates to pictures of men.

Re: Who made you cum today? My fiancee bought a new toy yesterday wich she used on me this morning, an inflatable buttplug :D She fucked my pussy with her strapon and she inflated the buttplug in my ass, that was very nice :D

But most people refer to men when they say homosexual. Anyhoo, my answer is ofcourse homosexual :)

I assume you're reffering to men in this case when you say homosexual so I'd have to say none of the above.

Yeah, we know it's very short notice but we're just gonna try :) If we can't book january 24th 2010 we'll probably pick another available date, we don't want to wait a year for the next january 24th.

Yes, we can :yesyes: Altho strictly speaking the Netherlands doesn't know gay marriage. The existing marriage was opened up to same sex couples in 2001 wich I think is even better because now we have one form of marriage for everyone. There's no special label placed on gay or heterosexual...

Will you ever stop whining about where Obama was born? Just because you think there's a big conspiracy going on to hide where he's "really" from doesn't mean there is. As for this thread, It's one of the funniest I've ever read on freeones :1orglaugh Here you are pointing fingers, making...

If it's possible we want to get married january 24th wich is the day on wich we had our first date. That's a sunday so we have to find out if we can get married on a sunday @ city hall. If not we'll have to pick another date.

You're absolutely right, this is best beginning of a new year ever. And because she asked me on Christmas it's also a date we'll always remember. I'm just so happy and can't wait to start a life as a married couple with her.

If you're asking if she's the manly one like you see with a lot of lesbian couples the answer is no. My girlfriend (I should now say fiancee) is as feminine as can be. She's all woman :) I'm a lesbian because I'm attracted to women. Not some half man, butch kind of woman ;)

Thanks for the nice comments guys. As it turns out my girlfriend had a hand in arranging the dinner. She wanted to ask me in front of our families so everybody knew it @ the same time. Now we don't have to go calling everybody to tell :1orglaugh My *** told us later that evening she knew from...