It's pretty good stuff, yeah?
My butthole isnt itching at all, now.
Btw.. when you feel the need to itch your bunghole.. wadding up some TP and itching that way for like 30 seconds while the relief washes over you.. then you continue just a bit more..
... and then you look at the paper and realize your ass is ******** because you were enjoying some secret anal pleasure.. You feel a certain disapointment in yourself. You hope your ass doesnt get an infection. You reach for the desitin and smear it all over your asshole.. but you cant see it. It's right FRIGGIN' THERE.. but you cant be sure your ass is properly medicated after the event. Your ass keeps itching, but you know it's healing. You sit.. you create a new topic.. you wonder how insane it all sounds butt.. perhaps someone else is going thru the same thing. Kvetch with me, then! Complain about all the jalapeno's and red pepper that occasionally gets snagged on an asshair and makes for itchy bunghole! GUAH HAH HAH..err, eh.. or not.
My butthole isnt itching at all, now.
Btw.. when you feel the need to itch your bunghole.. wadding up some TP and itching that way for like 30 seconds while the relief washes over you.. then you continue just a bit more..
... and then you look at the paper and realize your ass is ******** because you were enjoying some secret anal pleasure.. You feel a certain disapointment in yourself. You hope your ass doesnt get an infection. You reach for the desitin and smear it all over your asshole.. but you cant see it. It's right FRIGGIN' THERE.. but you cant be sure your ass is properly medicated after the event. Your ass keeps itching, but you know it's healing. You sit.. you create a new topic.. you wonder how insane it all sounds butt.. perhaps someone else is going thru the same thing. Kvetch with me, then! Complain about all the jalapeno's and red pepper that occasionally gets snagged on an asshair and makes for itchy bunghole! GUAH HAH HAH..err, eh.. or not.
