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My *** is a ***** collector and he recently bought another one to add to his collection. The store also had one he bought for me to carry in my purse so I have something to defend myself with is nessecary. That's the first cute weapon I've ever seen :1orglaugh

^^This. On the second or third date I knew my wife is the one and I was going to marry her and a year later I did :)

I see you're not familiar with sarcasm :1orglaugh

At our wedding the marriage commisioner said; I now pronounce you wife and wife :nanner: But seriously, is that the only argument you can think of? Don't you think it's time you stop holding on to the traditional view of marriage? It's a not a union of man and woman but of two people who love...

I do. Get over it. We've always been here and always will be and we're not going to go away because some religious fucktard thinks we're evil. Just grow up ;) I'm not saying this to anyone in specific :1orglaugh

You're right, Dutch society is much more tolerant in this regard. Gay couples are able to get married since 2001 and the majority of marriage commisioners have no problem marrying a gay couple so we weren't afraid we wouldn't find someone to perform the ceremony. We also have no seperate gay...

The first civil marriage commisioner we went to didn't want to marry us because of his beliefs so we went to another one. The other one (a woman) was more than happy to marry us. We didn't even want someone who had to be ****** to perform the ceremony. Getting married is supposed to be an...

That joke never gets old

Ofcourse she isn't still checking this thread. She only came on here to promote her site.

I lost a friend because I bricked her with a face in the stab :dunno:

My wife plus the two of them having their way with me and fucking me any way they want would be heaven :yesyes:

That's easy. It's a scene called Water sports with Anita Pearl and Blue Angel in it. If I was on that boat I would let them dp me :yesyes: Edit: Censoring the link is very childish Freeones.

We have Linux on our computer so we never have to worry about getting junk on it :)

Re: Who made you cum today? Our best girlfriend came over last night to play with us, we had another awesome threesome. She and my wife also gave me a dp'ing, they pounded me hard :D

Only I'm not a sir. Hence my nickname, boothbabe ;)

Becoming an organ donor is the only chance you'll ever have to be inside a girl.

You guys are weird :D

My cute apple butt would only enhance the awesomeness of that bike :cool:

I would look cool on it :cool:

I've read another article about it on a Dutch forum. She says they lived in a prison and basically were treated as sex toys but I don't understand why she's complaining now. She made the decision to throw her dignity out the window and live the life while she could have said "fuck you Heff" any...

I wonder how long it took them to build it. Parking that thing has to be a bitch :1orglaugh

I found a picture of ***** with his girlfriend :eeew:

Bullshit. You're all just a bunch of lazy, fat ass amerifags.

You should tell them you believe in the flying spaghetti *******.

My signature is a picture of my bum so what exactly do you use it for?

When they finally get a real girlfriend (instead of their right hand) they'll be like; yes dear, no dear, you're right dear. they'll have a bold spot and thumb imprint on their heads :1orglaugh

My wife and I met Elise van der Horst (she's a Dutch singer/tv presenter) and we tried to seduce her and get her to come home with us for a threesome :D We weren't successful but we did both kiss her :nanner: I've also met Nelson Mandela. My grandfather was a behind the scenes figure in Dutch...

Now I know why the "who made you cum today" thread was started :1orglaugh

I drive 90 km each day to get to work and back again so I'm not really impressed by those numbers :1orglaugh

I came across this today and thought it was very cool how they lay it out so ordinary people can understand it. http://primaxstudio.com/stuff/scale_of_universe/

@ Andrew39: My wife and I both have a car otherwise we can't get to work but when we're @ home we seldom use them, we do almost everything by bike. It doesn't cost a thing and we stay in shape :)

Gas is 7,69 dollars a gallon right now in the Netherlands and it has been hovering around that price for months now so I don't feel sorry for you poor Americans. But here's an idea and it's also good for you. Hydrogen. It's the most abundant element in the universe and we never run out of it.

Not to me :o

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q She's so cool :bowdown:

I doubt she'll lose any ***** over it. It's not like she will be like "Oh noes! Some random guy on some random forum can't get used to my short hair :******: My life is worthless now :******: " http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbo72oPA661qajz3yo1_500.jpg

I also like lingerie. I like dressing up sexy for my wife to seduce her :) I also like seeing her in lingerie, it gets me wet every time :)

Some of you Americans really need to stop leeching off of what your grandfathers did in WWII. It's their accomplishment, not yours. You didn't do jack **** so stop trying to take credit for it. My grandfather was in the Dutch resistance but I don't go around telling other Dutch people they...

BioDefenseGrad is calling me names :******: Sometimes it's so easy to get you guys riled up :1orglaugh

Success!

http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/2010/12/14/manning They can't get to Assange and they didn't break any law so what do you do as the morally superior country? That's right, you apply psychological ******* to someone who hasn't been charged with or convicted of any crime. You...

I want to read an interview with BlueBalls :)

My union lawyer contacted me today and the money will be transfered to our account in 2 weeks. The exact amount is 18.750 euro's (24.875 dollars). After paying income tax there will still be about 12.000 euro's (almost 16.000 dollars) left :D :nanner:

Until 2 weeks ago I never even heard of Magnepan. My wife and I were going to a birthday party of one of my co-workers and we arrived before the rest of the guests and her husband was playing some music on the MG 1.7's he just bought. We never paid much attention the the speakers we currently...

Thank you. I'm happy as well :D

Ofcourse I'm going to spend it wisely. Apart form the leather couch I'm going to buy a pair of Magnepan MG 1.7 speakers and my wifes car needs to be repaired. The rest of the money is going to our savings account.

We prefer to use them :) I love it when my wife fucks me hard with her strapon but we also have double sided dildo I love to ride with her. Scissoring with a double sided dildo is even better because then we can also look @ each other so the double sided dildo has a slight advantage :)

Yes, unfortunately I have to pay income tax on it but I'll still have about 17000 dollars left. The overruling by the high court came as a complete suprise to me and the union. We never expected it and we already accepted we'd lost. The first thing I'm going to buy is a gorgeous leather couch my...

Almost 24000 dollars :D No, I'm Dutch :nanner:

About 3 years ago the union I'm a member of started a lawsuit on my behalf against a former employer of mine because he didn't want to conform to the collective labour agreement for small shipyards and also because he didn't pay me enough according to the collective labour agreement. My case was...