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spend Christmas day with ? Not 24hrs of blowjobs and shagging.. Just a normal Christmas day - presents, turkey dinner, snuggle on the sofa watching the Queen's speech etc. Okay, okay.. it's a boring thought, but fuck it, If I read one more 'which pornstar would you suck, fuck and *£%&#, I'll...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7793369.stm I have to say, I'm more of a Spock.. I'm always ready prepared, in case I get lost going to the corner shop. BTW: Nice to know that having solved all of life's problems, scientists can noew answer important stuff like this.

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In no way is this an attempt to hijack the recent 'ask a...' series of threads. Instead it's an attempt to realise the distinct advantages of applying basic knowledge, through a semi-automated response line, with strictly controlled... Oh what the hell.. I'M HIJACKING !! MUHAHAHAHAA!

A selection of some of the worst stocking-fillers, you'd never, EVER, want to receive.. 1: Cum on your pics 2: willy talk + okay here goes + I have a good cock and i'm alone.. * 3: The Goal: A 12-Hour Wank 4: If dogs were human would they be gay? 5: Hello, I am the...

A list and brief synopsis of movie ideas that didn't quite make it.. http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/12/the_black_list_2008_the_full_l.html If you can't be arsed reading through the list, here are some highlights (some real humdingers in here): THE BEAVER by Kyle Killen “A...

Well, here we go again.. Cold weather, getting *****, receiving horrible presents (usually brightly coloured cardigans and gloves that don't fit).. Not to mention crap, christmassy TV - full of '******' films and repeated 'christmas' episodes of popular TV series.. Overdoing it with the...

'Yeah, like anyone on this board could possibly think of anything sarcastic to say about what I put here...' (Hope that makes a good start... :hatsoff:)

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1886349 :1orglaugh

If you're not from the UK, you probably won't have heard about this. Radio/Tv presenters Russell Brand and Jonothan Ross have outraged many people with a series of lewd and suggestive messages, left on the answerphone of respected actor Andrew Sachs (Remember 'Manuel' from Fawlty Towers..?) The...

mmmmmmmmmmelons..

http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2008/10/17/50-phenomenal-fractal-art-pictures/ :hatsoff:

A fun game for all the (adult) ****** Post something that could be true... or just bullshit. If the next person guesses correctly, they can then post their own... If the first guess is wrong, the original poster goes again with a new truth/bullshit. I have a 12" cock..

I love those old posters and newspaper adverts from yesteryear. I'm particularly fond of the really old 30's/40's posters that advertised stuff like chocolate or tea, even the old wartime propaganda posters... I thought I'd start a thread, for links to sites that show some of them. Here are...

Found this whilst the board was off-line yesterday. Put the shades of colour, in order, from left to right. http://www.xrite.com/custom_page.aspx?PageID=77 No B/S, but I got 100% correct on my first attempt. (Best score is zero )

http://knuttz.net/hosted_pages/yt?TUhuvz-Mcu0

Which board members names would make good band names? Come up with a act/band name, a short description and possibly a few songs that they might have sung.. Here's a few, I've put literally put no thought into, whatsoever.. Petra Shop Boys - Freeones own, slightly less effeminate version of...

More Freeones nonsense, compiled into one gut-wrenching dish, for you all to enjoy. So, sickbags at the ready, HERE WE GO... 1)Neverending wipe? 2) Is C-3PO straight or gay? 3) Ass cleaning tips 4) why do people **** clowns? 5) A lil help! 6) Free Money

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Here's the problem.. I decided to upgrade my graphic card, from an ATI Sapphire to an Nvidia FX. My first attempt was to uninstall the software/drivers for the ATI card then install the software/drivers for the Nvidia. All went well, or so it seemed. I started getting the occasional blue screen...

A simple idea (aren't mine always..) I have a magic doorway, through which, only certain things can pass..(some peculiarity about the object/thing) I will give a couple of examples of objects which can/cannot pass through, then you can all make wild inaccurate guesses of your own, until someone...

Intel has come close to perfecting wireless mains-power, by the use of magnetic induction. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7575618.stm

You know when you watch some movies and something spooky happens?.. I'm not talking about gore, or in-your-face scary... just small things which make your heart miss a beat.. two examples I can think of: Poltergeist: The 'Chairs' scene. Camera follows the woman, doing her chores in the kitchen...

I just feel kinda fed-up with porn at the moment. I trawl through the babe threads and think 'yeah, I suppose that girl is pretty but..', or 'nice tits, but otherwise, not really that special'... It just doesn't seem to be exciting at the moment. Am I alone in thinking this?..or am I just in a...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7540305.stm Hats off to you S. Pitfire :hatsoff:

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/07/views_of_jupiter.html

http://www.sublime-boobs.com/fhg/18_SublimeBoobs/sb_pix01/aksana01/1733193-1,,,,/ http://www.sublime-boobs.com/fhg/18_SublimeBoobs/sb_pix01/aksana15/1733193-1,,,,/ http://www.mybigtitsbabes.com/big-natural-boobs-aksana-1/ http://www.sublime-boobs.com/index1.html (scroll down halfway) more...

*A deck of cards - with the Freeones logo on the back and some of the Freeones girls on the front. (52 good reasons to buy a deck.. :banana: ) * A Keyring - preferably made from some kind of metal, rather than the crappy clear plastic ones that have a rubbish pic inside them and get scuffed...

I like to post one of these quizzes, every so often... partly through boredom and partly through the use of my keyboard. 1: How many legs have Donkeys? (Hint: the answer is not '4') 2: 'The Pen is Mightier than the *****', they say. So what colour biro did King Arthur like to use in battle...

www. whatever.next http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91221-1320126,00.html

Okay, maybe not, but I came across this article, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7468966.stm?hadron - on the Large Hadron Collider and the concerns being put forward by some people, that it may be dangerous. What really caught my eye was the 'Unforseen Consequences' mentioned a few lines...

Just some interesting/useful information I came across.. http://greenopolis.com/myopolis/blogs/recyclemania/things-you-should-never-buy

http://www.oddee.com/item_96448.aspx I particularly love the 'football signed by Pele... or Peter' ad. :1orglaugh

More dicks than you can imagine.. http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Main_Page

When I heard that there was a bandwagon to be joined, I immediately contacted the 'Dave Rhino Travel Co' and got myself a ticket.. Beethoven Symphony No. 5 - Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhcR1ZS2hVo Moonlight Sonata http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-sgp4Bj2lQ&feature=related

Yes, the 'Fun' game that's all about sickness... :dunno: I't's plagia...I mean derived from a game regularly featured on BBC radio 4's 'I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Clue' show. The poster gives symptoms of a malady/phobia and everyone else has to guess what it is.. Now, I know what you're...

------ Another Crazy-Thread Poll ------- 1. Jesting 2. "Bump" has never been questioned 3. Posting messages proposal 4. I've just found 5. hamtramk" with a "p" or (?) 6. Thinking of Leaving

FFS - Will someone Fix the software to stop polls being posted to the board BEFORE I've fucking finished the options!!:mad: PS - Will a moderator please delete this nonsense - ta

Found yourself wondering what that film is that you can't quite remember.. You know the sort of thing.. you remember a few seconds of a particular scene or a line of dialogue, or a place, a vehicle, whatever, but you can't for the life of you remember the film's name. This thread is for you...

Only 407 people online and I'm getting the 'Server is busy' message. This is happening more and more recently...is the Freeones Server powered by an asthmatic hamster running in a wheel or what?? I would have posted this complaint sooner, but I kept getting the 'Serv...' oh, you get the...

A brand new, exciting and spectacular game from tunsty... The idea: Each player has to name a pornstar/model from a particular country.... 'Easy!' I hear you say. But, there are some rules that have to be closely followed: 1: The game will run (roughly) from West to East, around the...

As you know, Freeones has a shed-load of OSCMs. (pornstars, mainly), but it set me off thinking, I wonder if there are any other well-known people lurking amongst the membership here? (apart from myself of course...I'm a legend in my own living-room) Freeones is probably one of the best known...

Like me, you probably go through phases of liking certain girls at certain times (or several at once). But, is there a particular girl that you don't seem able to find much, if anything about..no matter how much you search? Is it a certain picture, set of pics, or a vid that you don't seem able...

Well, it's a site devoted to naked girls ......smokin' weed. I swear I wasn't looking for it! (some nice babes though ....maaaaan :pimpdaddy ) http://www.420girls.com/420/forums/headquarters/146-updates-page.html

Looks like the end of the road (or sky) for the stealth Fighter. http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/03/11/stealth.fighter.ap/

These will crack you up...my personal fav' is No8 http://cbs13.com/slideshows/Married.Names.Hyphenate.20.462840.html?rid=0

You're familiar with the 'turn-on' jesus switch, in my other thread: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=1922130 So I thought it would be an idea to have an ongoing thread, especially made for those ill-thought out products, that you often stumble across. It can be either the stupidity...

You're in for a rough ride with this girl..